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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

gently caress You You God Damned Piece Of poo poo

*alexa voice*

"would you like me to reorder your latest pizza hut order for delivery"

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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Bert Roberge has issued a correction as of 20:30 on Dec 16, 2017

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

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Bert Roberge has issued a correction as of 20:30 on Dec 16, 2017

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





how to tell your wife about your affair:

be bad at covert ops and get it published in a national newspaper in the continuous telling of a bigly scandal

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Alexa

slash pizza

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Plinkey posted:

*alexa voice*

"would you like me to reorder your latest pizza hut order for delivery"

b e e p

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

gently caress You You God Damned Piece Of poo poo

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Agrajag posted:

lol thanks for the image of homeless people straddling those things as they roll down the street

little known fact: mother teresa was always known to lend a hand to those in need

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

death crew!!!!

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Plinkey posted:

*alexa voice*

"there are multiple lights by that name. which one did you want?"

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Alexa

Join me in the tub

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
One day, I'm gonna write an oped thanking boomers for giving us all participation trophies and helping create a generation of socialists who believe that people shouldn't be horribly downtrodden from the crime of sucking at something

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Third World Reggin posted:

Alexa

Join me in the tub
:prepop:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mariana Horchata posted:

little known fact: mother teresa was always known to lend a hand to those in need

except for the people she put in her fetid hospices to slowly suffer and die from curable conditions because she believed that suffering was a beautiful gift from god

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol why are all these top dems like clinton and reid and podesta into this poo poo

They need to control the research so they can suppress proof of their lizard personhood.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

why did i name all my lights "pizza hut order #3"

alexa: $40
internet: $60
rent: $1300
pizza hut order #3: $5500

someone that is good at budgeting please help me

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mayor Dave posted:

except for the people she put in her fetid hospices to slowly suffer and die from curable conditions because she believed that suffering was a beautiful gift from god

holy poo poo

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Plinkey posted:

why did i name all my lights "pizza hut order #3"

alexa: $40
internet: $60
rent: $1300
pizza hut order #3: $5500

someone that is good at budgeting please help me

Move back in with your parents

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol why are all these top dems like clinton and reid and podesta into this poo poo

They are just finding an ever more diverse group of people to sacrifice the poors and working class to.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Mayor Dave posted:

except for the people she put in her fetid hospices to slowly suffer and die from curable conditions because she believed that suffering was a beautiful gift from god

no i meant she was known for jerking off the poor and helpless

:gizz:

seen?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:eyepop:

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
rert boberge

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Glumslinger posted:

One day, I'm gonna write an oped thanking boomers for giving us all participation trophies and helping create a generation of socialists who believe that people shouldn't be horribly downtrodden from the crime of sucking at something

better hurry before they are all dead

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

freckle posted:

ernie roberge

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


^ nice JFK impression

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Plinkey posted:

better hurry before they are all dead

lol kill the boomers first then write about how dumb they were tia

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mariana Horchata posted:

no i meant she was known for jerking off the poor and helpless

:gizz:

seen?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


cumshitter posted:

like at this point in my life it would be easier to have kids and let them survive to 15 years of age to get acid than to seek it out on my own

take a trip to SF, go to golden gate park and ask people for drugs

acid, weed, hash, shrooms, maybe a lil meth...youre good.

Might even be able to find someone who accepts payment in cumshit

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol why are all these top dems like clinton and reid and podesta into this poo poo

Most of the money went to an aerospace research company run by a billionaire entrepreneur and longtime friend of Mr. Reid’s, Robert Bigelow, who is currently working with NASA to produce expandable craft for humans to use in space.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
pizza and burgers r disgusting and for infants and redditors

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Rah! posted:

take a trip to SF, go to golden gate park and ask people for drugs

acid, weed, hash, shrooms, maybe a lil meth...youre good.

Might even be able to find someone who accepts payment in cumshit

man i need some fukken acid i 8 had none since the nite i recorded my 2nd mixtape

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

cargo cult posted:

pizza and burgers r disgusting and for infants and redditors

"pizza" is infants, try to keep up

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Would you rather

Option A posted:

be put in a fetid hospices by mother theresa to slowly suffer and die from curable conditions because she believed that suffering was a beautiful gift from god
or

Option B posted:

live in a world where pizza and burgers r disgusting and for infants and redditors

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mayor Dave posted:

"pizza" is infants, try to keep up

nice

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

"pizza" is infants, try to keep up

lmao

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

also austrians swept nazis into power

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Nonsense posted:

also austrians swept nazis into power

i blame the singing von trumpp family

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/JonathanCohn/status/942041446777085952

Here are the 56 Democrats:

Pete Aguilar (CA-31)

Nanette Barragan (CA-44)

Ami Bera (CA-07)

Brendan Boyle (PA-13)

Anthony Brown (MD-08)

Julia Brownley (CA-26)

Salud Carbajal (CA-24)

Tony Cardenas (CA-29)

Lou Correa (CA-46)

Jim Costa (CA-16)

Charlie Crist (FL-13)

Henry Cuellar (TX-28)

John Delaney (MD-06)

Ted Deutch (FL-22)

Eliot Engel (NY-16)

Adriano Espaillat (NY-13)

Lois Frankel (FL-21)

Jimmy Gomez (CA-34)

Josh Gottheimer (NJ-05)

Gene Green (TX-29)

Alcee Hastings (FL-20)

Steny Hoyer (MD-05)

Ruben Kihuen (NV-04)

Ron Kind (WI-03)

John Larson (CT-01)

Al Lawson (FL-05)

Ted Lieu (CA-33)

Dan Lipinski (IL-03)

Nita Lowey (NY-17)

Stephen Lynch (MA-08)

Sean Maloney (NY-18)

Grace Meng (NY-06)

Stephanie Murphy (FL-07)

Donald Norcross (NJ-01)

Tom O’Halleran (AZ-01)

Frank Pallone (NJ-06)

Jimmy Panetta (CA-20)

Scott Peters (CA-52)

Collin Peterson (MN-07)

Mike Quigley (IL-06)

Kathleen Rice (NY-04)

Jacky Rosen (NV-03)

Raul Ruiz (CA-36)

Dutch Ruppersberger (MD-02)

Brad Schneider (IL-10)

Kurt Schrader (OR-05)

David Scott (GA-13)

Brad Sherman (CA-30)

Kyrsten Sinema (AZ-09)

Albio Sires (NJ-08)

Darren Soto (FL-09)

Tom Suozzi (NY-03)

Dina Titus (NV-01)

Juan Vargas (CA-51)

Filemon Vela (TX-34)

Debbie Washingmachine Schultz (FL-23)

Lol Californian is the spawning hive of centrists

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