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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

BonoMan posted:

I'd be interested to hear what you think Johnson uniquely contributed to that scene. It was pretty straight forward.

Also you know they shot that scene way before the marketing campaigns right? It's not a reaction to anything in marketing.



And the scene seemed weird anyway because... he's already killed the porg. He's sitting there with its carcass. It's not like he decided to not kill one and eat it.

It was a joke based on an observation I had where people were complaining about the Porgs then it's just funny we have a scene with one on a spit. Johnson's contribution more has to do with him being the director unless we want to go into "Disney runs the film" which is a debate I don't have the interest in getting into right now.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Justin Godscock posted:

It was a joke based on an observation I had where people were complaining about the Porgs then it's just funny we have a scene with one on a spit. Johnson's contribution more has to do with him being the director unless we want to go into "Disney runs the film" which is a debate I don't have the interest in getting into right now.

I'm directly referring to this line: " Chewbacca trying to enjoy his roasted Porg with motified Porgs looking on would be a goofy scene under other directors but Johnson made it work and I laughed."

I don't see any unique perspective on that scene that made it "work" nor do I understand, I guess, how another director would have ruined it. It's an ultra basic joke (and not that great of one) that literally a film student could have told. There's nothing unique, in my opinion, to how Johnson told that scene. It's literally just shot/reverse-shot.

So I was just wondering what you thought Johnson actually brought to that scene that other directors wouldn't have?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

kylo and rey were basically cybering. that was cool, but I think this is the first star wars movie made by an 'online' guy and im not sure i like it.

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

gohmak posted:

Rogue One was a great movie and the characters were really dynamic.

Yeah, probably one of the better Star Wars films. And the somewhat flat characters reduced to broad types adds to the WWII squad action/adventure aspect of the movie. Not sure I'd call any of them dynamic.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

I liked this. It has some major, major issues though. It's a collection of incredible scenes and sequences connected by some startlingly weak narrative tissue.

Someone who's smarter than me: Why was Admiral Holdo in this movie if everything she said and did could have been done by Leia?

Because Poe had to learn a lesson about not being a hero but it seems an odd lesson to teach since 99% of the time in this universe being a hero works out fine. Like how Finn and Rose are somehow the only two survivors in a room that had previously had hundreds of people in it.

Oh sorry I danced around the question a bit. It couldn't be leia because someone had to be mean to poe.

PantsBandit fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Dec 17, 2017

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Zas posted:

kylo and rey were basically cybering. that was cool, but I think this is the first star wars movie made by an 'online' guy and im not sure i like it.
he sent her shirtless pics

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

I liked this. It has some major, major issues though. It's a collection of incredible scenes and sequences connected by some startlingly weak narrative tissue.

Someone who's smarter than me: Why was Admiral Holdo in this movie if everything she said and did could have been done by Leia?

Poe needed to see competent leadership and real sacrifice at work, and Leia needed to survive to say good-bye to Luke.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
I'm convinced that somewhere in disney film hq there is a white-board with the words "SHIRTLESS SCENE" circled a dozen times.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Mulva posted:

Poe needed to see competent leadership and real sacrifice at work, and Leia needed to survive to say good-bye to Luke.

The leadership seemed really incompetent because for some reason she left a bunch of her crew in the dark about the fact that she actually did have a plan to not let them all die.

drat, can't have double snarky posts. Something I liked: Rey's parents being nobodies was a great resolution to that plot-point.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

PantsBandit posted:

The leadership seemed really incompetent because for some reason she left a bunch of her crew in the dark about the fact that she actually did have a plan to not let them all die.

drat, can't have double snarky posts. Something I liked: Rey's parents being nobodies was a great resolution to that plot-point.

Loose lips sink ships!

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006
the entire conceit of "sometimes you will go to great lengths to accomplish something heroic, and totally loving fail, AND YOU NEED TO LEARN FROM IT" is so solid

like, the entire casino bit -could- be cut, were it not for the A-plot and B-plot both being about learning the concept of "defeat is only final when you've refused to learn any lessons from it"

see: the entire post-snoke scene with Hux and Ren. "welp, the boss is dead *choke* I... GUESS... WE ALL FOLLOW THE NEXT BIG ANGRY FORCE GUY?" the New Order is doomed, because it refuses to learn the lesson that following the biggest baddest force user is a recipe for eating poo poo repeatedly at the hands of ghosts.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

BonoMan posted:

I'm directly referring to this line: " Chewbacca trying to enjoy his roasted Porg with motified Porgs looking on would be a goofy scene under other directors but Johnson made it work and I laughed."

I don't see any unique perspective on that scene that made it "work" nor do I understand, I guess, how another director would have ruined it. It's an ultra basic joke (and not that great of one) that literally a film student could have told. There's nothing unique, in my opinion, to how Johnson told that scene. It's literally just shot/reverse-shot.

So I was just wondering what you thought Johnson actually brought to that scene that other directors wouldn't have?

Fair enough. I guess I was thinking of someone like George Lucas which would have made that scene more goofy than funny. I wasn't trying to elevate it to higher comedy just a dumb joke that got a genuine laugh from me.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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BonoMan posted:

His character seemed to heavily insinuate that he had a larger plan so I hope so.

Basically my partner and I came to the conclusion if you promote a beer and attached to the SW universe you get to be suave and rugged.

Lando colt, BDT Heineken.

Ze Pollack posted:

like, the entire casino bit -could- be cut, were it not for the A-plot and B-plot both being about learning the concept of "defeat is only final when you've refused to learn any lessons from it"

Casino was a great parallel to the senate without actually going back to it: You saw the cogs working in the galaxy.

Also slave children are a very important core element of SW.

incoherent fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Dec 17, 2017

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



kylo ben wearing nothing but too-high-up-his-dang-torso black leather pants was one hell of a visual. Breathtaking. Just fuckin special

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

In the trailer for TFA, it asks "Who are you" and Rey answers "I'm no one." They've been totally upfront about it from the start.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Zas posted:

kylo and rey were basically cybering. that was cool, but I think this is the first star wars movie made by an 'online' guy and im not sure i like it.

Their chemistry is one of the better things about the film.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

incoherent posted:

Basically my partner and I came to the conclusion if you promote a beer and attached to the SW universe you get to be suave and rugged.

Lando colt, BDT Heineken.


Casino was a great parallel to the senate without actually going back to it: You saw the cogs working in the galaxy.

Also slave children are a very important core element of SW.

also loading up chekhov's assault cannon with force-sensitive children, yes

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Ze Pollack posted:

like, the entire casino bit -could- be cut, were it not for the A-plot and B-plot both being about learning the concept of "defeat is only final when you've refused to learn any lessons from it"

There's more than a little fat that could be cut from the film, but if anything I wanted to see more of the casino.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Lukes Gambit made the main villians seem real loving dumb. Because they are real loving dumb. Now we have the next movie coming and we know now that the villains are real loving dumb.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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The Big Word posted:

kylo ben wearing nothing but too-high-up-his-dang-torso black leather pants was one hell of a visual. Breathtaking. Just fuckin special

It showed me that Adam Driver has a really tiny head.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
can someone in this thread explain why i was supposed to give a gently caress about captain phasma like...ever?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
The other thing that surprised me about the shirtless Kylo was the scar because I just thought it cut him across the face.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Professor Funk posted:

can someone in this thread explain why i was supposed to give a gently caress about captain phasma like...ever?

Also ran boba fett. They just keep her around to poo poo on her.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Professor Funk posted:

can someone in this thread explain why i was supposed to give a gently caress about captain phasma like...ever?

You weren't.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Professor Funk posted:

can someone in this thread explain why i was supposed to give a gently caress about captain phasma like...ever?

Brienne of Tarth owns that's about the only reason

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Ze Pollack posted:

see: the entire post-snoke scene with Hux and Ren. "welp, the boss is dead *choke* I... GUESS... WE ALL FOLLOW THE NEXT BIG ANGRY FORCE GUY?" the New Order is doomed, because it refuses to learn the lesson that following the biggest baddest force user is a recipe for eating poo poo repeatedly at the hands of ghosts.

Maybe Hux will be the one to kill Kylo. That'd be a good crank.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Mantis42 posted:

Maybe Hux will be the one to kill Kylo. That'd be a good crank.

The best scene in the entire movie was him slowly grabbing for his blaster in the throne room, and sadly, kylo waking up.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


both luke and hux shoulda put down kylo when they had the chance

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

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Professor Funk posted:

can someone in this thread explain why i was supposed to give a gently caress about captain phasma like...ever?

I don’t think you were?

There’s a good possibility that you originally were supposed to give a gently caress but she was mostly thrown to the cutting room floor.

There’s also the possibility that she, like Snoke, was intended to eventually subvert expectations.

Personally, I believe both characters were intended to have more of a presence at first, but a variety of factors led to them being reduced. Then, when it came time to execute Episode VIII, their roles were ultimately changed and they were dismissed entirely in light of where the series was now heading.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Foppish Yet Dashing posted:


There’s also the possibility that she, like Snoke, was intended to eventually subvert expectations.

In phasma's case it already happened in TFA when they introduced her as an intimidating field commander and then had her do nothing but play hostage.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

Schwarzwald posted:

There's more than a little fat that could be cut from the film, but if anything I wanted to see more of the casino.

I’m sorry you don’t like Star Wars

Xeras
Oct 11, 2004

Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.

Schwarzwald posted:

There's more than a little fat that could be cut from the film, but if anything I wanted to see more of the casino.

Honestly what would be left if you cut the fat from this movie? It felt like complete filler.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

Thought the movie was overall solid, but Jesus H. The loving Leia resurrection scene was the goddamn worst.

Riding horses through the city was pretty bad too.

Oh, I guess spending half the film in the slowest moving chase scene was pretty lovely.

Henrik Zetterberg fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Dec 17, 2017

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Waffles Inc. posted:

Not to mention that, like a lot of these comparisons, it doesn't make any sense past the initial look.

In what ways is the Luke of TLJ an "Elderly Boomer", or rather, what characteristics does he possess that would make him evocative as a Boomer? Apparently his "hoarding" of accumulated knowledge...which isn't true?

It's applying a reading to the text as opposed to drawing a reading from it, imo

It’s a repeat of the reaction to TFA: 95% of the posts are about the plot, and the five percent that tackle the narrative are saying like “the moral is don’t take risks!” Or “Star Wars represents Star Wars, the characters dress like Star Wars characters because it’s Star Wars”. Or “young people aren’t old people; old people are older than the younger ones.” Or “the force is like the internet! Using the force is like using the internet!

And even all this is just a form of restating the plot.

Meanwhile the fact that everyone can do ‘astral projection’ is glossed over. Astral projection, like telekinesis, of course isn’t real - so what is the film expressing here?

Star Wars films have always followed an “as if” logic: it’s as if the sword flies into Luke’s hand. It’s as if objects bend to his will. It’s as if Han has impossible vision while blind, and it’s as if Jar Jar is tossed around the battlefield by a divine hand, etc.

So when Luke’s spirit-self specifically appears as people remember him - across vast distances, without latency - this points to it being a metaphorical deal: it’s as if Luke is there.

But this entire concept is also a fairly direct reference to the gnostic version of Christ:

“In order to reveal his dual nature, the Acts of John reports that at times [Jesus Christ] was substantial like an ordinary human being, but that at other times he seemed insubstantial and did not even seem to leave footprints. (Acts of John 88-89). Everything he did was ‘a symbol and a dispensation for the conversion and salvation of humanity’ (Acts of John 102 cf. also Against Heresies 1:8:2). He taught he disciples ‘first in a figurative and mystical way, then in parables and riddles and thirdly clearly and directly in private’ (Excerpts of Theodotus 66 cf. John 16:25, Luke 8:9-10).”
-gnosis.org

What we have is a sort of strange battle between this New Age Christ dispensing knowledge of self-actualization, and the authentic Christ that is Vader.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




A couple of days later, and I find myself liking it less the more I think about it.

I'm just gonna stick to Dave Filoni's TV shows and, maybe, the one-offs if they look good, because they appear to be incapable of getting the main line sequels close to worthwhile.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Star Wars having flashbacks is weird, especially with how the prequels and TFA have mostly stuck to the visual and directing style of the originals.

The Kylo and Rey livechatting sequences were pretty interestingly done with nothing but camera angles and back-and-forth from different settings. But Rey's trippy mirror sequence was weird in comparison. (though I could swear the OT had a trippy mystical hallucination sequence with Luke at some point)

Also, apparently trees can be Jedi, or Sith.

Also, lol that Luke's original fuckup was being wishy washy on killing baby Hitler.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Inescapable Duck posted:

Star Wars having flashbacks is weird, especially with how the prequels and TFA have mostly stuck to the visual and directing style of the originals.

The Kylo and Rey livechatting sequences were pretty interestingly done with nothing but camera angles and back-and-forth from different settings. But Rey's trippy mirror sequence was weird in comparison. (though I could swear the OT had a trippy mystical hallucination sequence with Luke at some point)

Also, apparently trees can be Jedi, or Sith.

Wouldn't be the first time Star Wars canon has had a tree Jedi.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Inescapable Duck posted:

Also, lol that Luke's original fuckup was being wishy washy on killing baby Hitler.

Jeb! will fix it!

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

The phase of discussion of a movie where SMG has begun posting but enough normal people are still in the thread that his mental diarrhea is just ignored, is my favorite. We’re in the sweet spot folks

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Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Personally, I prefer when the shower dial is nudged slightly warmer where SMG starts getting responses from these normal people and the thread has its first schism after a new movie.

Hey I love Star Wars, especially when I turn off my brain to enjoy it as much as possible as the child within so I have to ask this. Do the heap of you whose posts start with "movie trash because" followed by reasons why it wasn't as good as you'd make it feel like if you made it please you it would be rated better by critics and others? Asking for a mate.

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