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just go in the shower and waffle stomp it gently caress not that hard dumdum
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I'm super fesh rich right now, makin it rain on the thread It's lovely Dad Night in the anonfesh thread tonight quote:Composting this on mobile so not sure how well my sentence structure will come out. yikes Yeah sounds like that dude did a number on you bud I dunno, if you feel like it'd help to get this stuff off your chest, go for it. Personally I wouldn't stir up drama with people who had nothing to do with it but that's easy for me to say. You've mentioned you're in therapy; what does your therapist say about this? Most of the time when smart people underachieve it's related to ADHD but it sounds like your dad had a lot to do with it too quote:My father is a barely functioning alcoholic, and pretty much everybody has given up on him and the people he surrounds himself with enable or just don't give a poo poo about him. My mother divorced him when I was 1 when she became sober, which I honestly thank god for because they would've never worked together regardless of alcohol. I mean, you could do an intervention????? I put that many question marks there because I am not particularly confident in this answer
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loquacius posted:I'm super fesh rich right now, makin it rain on the thread Huh. I joined the navy for my kids. Health insurance is a bitch and the GI bill will be nice someday.
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Dec 16, 2017 03:48
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Man if he drinks that heavily and has for so long I literally don't think it's physically possible for him to stop drinking without dying. The body adapts.
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Dec 16, 2017 03:50
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fifteen beers a day? Man hasnt had a solid poop in decades
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PetraCore posted:Man if he drinks that heavily and has for so long I literally don't think it's physically possible for him to stop drinking without dying. The body adapts. Detox is a thing for a reason. You generally don't just stop cold turkey. It is a LOT harder, though.
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I played EQ1 and none of this makes any sense to mequote:I'm just gonna post this because why the gently caress not: My Everquest Heists so here's two more quote:I think I might have been some kind of proto alt-right incel jackass. About ten years ago, after flunking out of college for being a dumb dipshit, I started spending inordinate amounts of time on the internet. The old internet, before SA was dead and gay. The conspiracy websites offered to explain the whole world to me, and why it wasn't my lazy rear end's fault for being a loser. It was a cabal! The Illuminati! Plans within plans! I think Prisonplanet and Infowars were my favorites, but there were all kinds of crazy sites back then. Anyway, like a bored and lonely rear end in a top hat, I started arguing with strangers online. About anything, really, but mostly conspiracy stuff, which leads to politics, which can often lead to race. And because I had to win every argument, I had to fire back at the black internet strangers who were talking poo poo about my white self. I was not raised in a racist home, but pretty quickly, I was saying some really racist poo poo to total strangers, safe in the confines of my desk chair. I didn't even have a laptop, I was sitting at a desktop computer, calling people creative racial slurs while trying to argue that, despite all evidence, the ancient Egyptians were white. quote:So I am a second year graduate student and there is this guy ("Hans") in the department that I worked with for a year who was getting involved with some electronics-remote sensing project that required a Federal security clearance. My advisor said that everyone who worked with Hans was going to be briefly interviewed by a government officer as part of Hans' screening. This doesn't sound like it'd hold up a security clearance thing  You should probably seek counseling regardless because it sounds like you have anxiety bordering on non-functional
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Lol, if he got his clearance denied it wasn't because you're incapable of normal conversation. It's probably because he had debt or some criminal background. That agent probably gets one of those crazy interviews every week
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quote:Hi Loq, I think rear end-eating is still just the kind of thing people mostly talk about online but maybe I'm just naive The fact that we consider our buttholes clean after just kind of dry-wiping the poo poo off with a piece of paper only makes sense in the context of "it's not like anyone's gonna be putting their face in there or anything anyway" so yeah in closing I would say if you're expecting guests back there please keep the place clean It's only considerate quote:Goon who has a crush on the other guy's wife here. Still haven't said anything, but I'm going to tomorrow. This was sent two days ago so whatever happened has already happened
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Dec 17, 2017 17:56
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I mean you don’t just randomly dive into licking a butthole and hope it’s clean. You do it after showering/washing.
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Dec 17, 2017 18:07
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If somebody is gonna have a butthole brunch then you scrub that thing until you can see your own reflection in it.
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Dec 17, 2017 18:10
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RCarr posted:I mean you don’t just randomly dive into licking a butthole and hope it’s clean. You do it after showering/washing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw 
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Dec 17, 2017 18:11
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loquacius posted:I think rear end-eating is still just the kind of thing people mostly talk about online but maybe I'm just naive yeah you'll gross most people out by asking to eat their rear end out. The ones that are super into it are probably people who you wouldn't want to rear end-eat.
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Dec 17, 2017 18:17
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Honestly I think Mr. Clean 24/7/365 over here shouldn't be the judge jury and executioner of why people eat rear end.
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Dec 17, 2017 18:33
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quote:I'm taking this advice Bwahahaha! 
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Dec 17, 2017 18:54
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When I started eating rear end like 4 years ago I also started keeping unscented moisturizing baby wipes by the can next to magazines and everybody pretty much takes the hint. Most people will read between the lines and excuse themselves for a minute and freshen up if there’s even a chance it’s not 100%
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Dec 17, 2017 20:00
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fruit on the bottom posted:If somebody is gonna have a butthole brunch then you scrub that thing until you can see your own reflection in it. Yeah pretty much. Paging the user "yeah I eat rear end" to the thread, clearly he, or she has experience in the topic.
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Dec 17, 2017 21:47
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What gives you the idea rimming is a common thing? I mean judging from porn videos it seems to be a niche thing, otherwise it would be as prevalent as BJs or Anal. It is not. And in comparison, even though facials seem to be in 4/5 vids now, I don't think many people spray their GFs in man juice. Hence rimming is probably not very popular. Or am I just naive?
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Dec 17, 2017 21:48
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Hopper posted:What gives you the idea rimming is a common thing? I mean judging from porn videos it seems to be a niche thing, otherwise it would be as prevalent as BJs or Anal. It is not. And in comparison, even though facials seem to be in 4/5 vids now, I don't think many people spray their GFs in man juice. Hence rimming is probably not very popular. Or am I just naive? What's stopping you from experiencing one of the 6 great bedroom joys?
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Dec 17, 2017 21:51
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I'll luck a butt if asked, but I can count on one hand the times I just went for it unprompted.
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Dec 17, 2017 21:52
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A Strange Aeon posted:What's stopping you from experiencing one of the 6 great bedroom joys? I dunno I just don't see the appeal. But what are the other 5?
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Dec 17, 2017 22:20
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Hopper posted:What gives you the idea rimming is a common thing? I mean judging from porn videos it seems to be a niche thing, otherwise it would be as prevalent as BJs or Anal. It is not. And in comparison, even though facials seem to be in 4/5 vids now, I don't think many people spray their GFs in man juice. Hence rimming is probably not very popular. Or am I just naive? i recall reading that bj's were considered too much by most actual prostitutes in 1930s berlin
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Dec 17, 2017 22:22
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Hopper posted:I dunno I just don't see the appeal. But what are the other 5? 1. Pegging 2. Pegging 3. Pegging 4. Pegging 5. Bj
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Dec 17, 2017 22:25
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Bust Rodd posted:When I started eating rear end like 4 years ago I also started keeping unscented moisturizing baby wipes by the can next to magazines and everybody pretty much takes the hint. Most people will read between the lines and excuse themselves for a minute and freshen up if there’s even a chance it’s not 100% * unopened packet on night table *
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Dec 17, 2017 23:11
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'll luck a butt if asked, but I can count on one hand the times I just went for it unprompted. Sometimes it's just what you want, I dunno. There's still some naughty allure to the butt and if you're down there anyway, no real reason I can see not to go for it. It's not like you get poo poo on your tongue or whatever that confessor thought would happen.
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Dec 17, 2017 23:14
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It's like a nine-volt battery; sooner or later you have to put your tongue on it.
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Critics are calling eating rear end "electrifying!" New York times says "riveting, a real blow out!"
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A Strange Aeon posted:Sometimes it's just what you want, I dunno. There's still some naughty allure to the butt and if you're down there anyway, no real reason I can see not to go for it. It's not like you get poo poo on your tongue or whatever that confessor thought would happen. Remember, you'll get "The Dolphin Noise" if they're not into it. "Ehn, ehn."
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Inescapable Duck posted:Detox is a thing for a reason. You generally don't just stop cold turkey. It is a LOT harder, though.
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Is medical grade beer as good as medical grade heroin? I wonder if they have like a stout, a lager, an IPA. You know, to suit the individual patient.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is medical grade beer as good as medical grade heroin? I wonder if they have like a stout, a lager, an IPA. You know, to suit the individual patient. They tend to have the finest single malt on hand they can find for in cases of methanol poisoning - you need to get decent ethanol into the body so it can convert the methanol into ethanol so it can be processed... so they tend to give you some of that.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is medical grade beer as good as medical grade heroin? I wonder if they have like a stout, a lager, an IPA. You know, to suit the individual patient. Diacetylmorphine is a schedule 1 narcotic in the United States, classified as having zero accepted therapeutic uses
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Dec 18, 2017 03:35
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is medical grade beer as good as medical grade heroin? I wonder if they have like a stout, a lager, an IPA. You know, to suit the individual patient. I know a doc who had a severe alcoholic come in one night shift and they had run out of their supply, so he ordered 2 bottles of Smirnoff Vodka from a liquor delivery service into the hospital. True story.
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Hopper posted:I know a doc who had a severe alcoholic come in one night shift and they had run out of their supply, so he ordered 2 bottles of Smirnoff Vodka from a liquor delivery service into the hospital. True story. Christ, I think I'd rather they let me die than drink Smirnoff.
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Bust Rodd posted:When I started eating rear end like 4 years ago I also started keeping unscented moisturizing baby wipes by the can next to magazines and everybody pretty much takes the hint. Most people will read between the lines and excuse themselves for a minute and freshen up if there’s even a chance it’s not 100% So you do it as a service?
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kazr posted:Diacetylmorphine is a schedule 1 narcotic in the United States, classified as having zero accepted therapeutic uses In the UK I have seen Diamorphine given in epidural and spinal anaesthesia and for analgesia in myocardial infarction and in palliative care. I don't think it's completely useless.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Is medical grade beer as good as medical grade heroin? I wonder if they have like a stout, a lager, an IPA. You know, to suit the individual patient. Just come to Belgium, we have something for everyone here (going up to 12% with Bush beer). A Delirium Tremens might not be appropriate, though. On second thought, Belgium might not be a great idea for recovering alcoholics.
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Love me some delirium tremens (the beer, not the severe alcohol withdrawal symptom).
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I bought mead for this christmas. 30 proof fermented honey, water and spices.
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