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text me a vag pic posted:what the gently caress do those words mean? It means James Joyce is alive and trying to figure out this whole meme thing
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It means James Joyce is alive and trying to figure out this whole meme thing It’s not a meme. It’s a fetish.
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I thought it was some meta-commentary on the quality of Firefly.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:I thought it was some meta-commentary on the quality of Firefly. Looking back, it really was a pretty garbage show.
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I stayed at a place called the Hi-Way Hotel in Markham, Illinois. I had just quit the circus and we were on tour so I was very far from my home in Oklahoma. The room was 100 bucks for 4 days. All the channels were scrambled EXCEPT for the porn. When I moved the tv to see it their was a loose cable or something I found 2 used crack pipes. I then realized I probably needed to lock the door to the room and realized the deadbolt would turn but there was no bolt. The knob didn't have a lock either. I went to the front desk and they said they were out of rooms. I ended up wedging the desk and nightstand in the room against the door. About 2 a.m. on the second night someone tried to get in the room. They were banging on the door and asking to be let in. I told them I wasn't who they were looking for and they started to push at the door, moving my carefully wedged desk and nightstand. The door was open about 6 inches when I threw all of my 6 feet 7 inches and 350 lbs against the door and held it there until I was sure they left. Also my first day in the room I went to the bathroom and the last guest had left a monster dump in the toilet. gently caress. Hotels. Edit: My wife and I stayed at a hotel in Aurora, Colorado and it was very lovely. When we got settled in the room I checked Yelp and there were like 30 reviews to the tune of, "not a bad hotel but there has been a lot of murders there." Untrustable has a new favorite as of 09:24 on Dec 17, 2017 |
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Got any aug stories from your time in the circus?
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Munchables posted:Got any aug stories from your time in the circus? Where you wrote that post.
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As a clown
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Such Fun posted:As a clown 
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Untrustable posted:The room was 100 bucks for 4 days [...] gently caress. Hotels. Lmao Untrustable, I know its not your fault as you were probably low on funds from running away from the circus to become an accountant or whatever, but dudes you get what you pay for. The minimum I would spend on a hotel is whatever Premier Inn/Travelodge want (the latter is "starting from £35 ($46) a night" on average from what it looks like, that's probably just for a single person in a single bed). They are as basic as you can get without risking bedbugs and bloodshed, but your review will still never be better than "it was aight for the price". If you actually want to enjoy the time you spend in a hotel you will be paying like £80 a night at minimum. You couldn't pay me to stay in those terrifying US motels like the ones on Another Dirty Room. That being said, I did stay in a poo poo one once because I let someone else (who seemed to be an extreme cheapskate- I didn't know him that well, we were working on a project for school) look up and buy it. It cost him like £30 for a room with a bunkbed in it. The 'hotel' was just some guy's house with different locks on the doors. This house was miles away from the city centre we were visiting, so we had to get a bus to it, which wasted all of the money he saved by not just going with the Travelodge. We entered and there was a sign saying 'call this number if no one is here' outside one of the downstairs rooms, and also it honked of weed. And had a massive hole someone had punched in the wall. We were just about to leave when the owner barrelled out of a different room with a cloud behind him and gave us the key. The room was tiny, there was one of those mini box TVs that didn't work, and the shared bathroom was a tiny shower with a partially blocked drain. Also, the other guests were loud as hell well into the night. That being said, at least it was relatively clean and no one stole our poo poo or anything. When we arrived I pretty much just laughed and resolved to put up with the situation as self-punishment for letting a dumbass I barely knew handle the accommodation.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I know he's on probation, but I just wanna congratulate Randaconda on his Jags making the playoffs. They're the team I'm rooting for now. 
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Munchables posted:Got any aug stories from your time in the circus? Everyone was weird and the owner ended up getting sued into oblivion after one of his tigers mauled someone. I think he's running for governor now or something. I left because after a few months on the road they got everyone together and told us the tour was broke and that we could stay on and get our room and board and transportation covered but no pay, or we could quit. Look up Joe Exotic if you want a taste of the crazy. He ran the whole thing and was very...eccentric. Aug-wise: one day we were working on a tiger enclosure and an employee ripped his colostomy bag while he was 15 feet up a ladder. It was awful.
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Untrustable posted:Everyone was weird and the owner ended up getting sued into oblivion after one of his tigers mauled someone. I think he's running for governor now or something. I left because after a few months on the road they got everyone together and told us the tour was broke and that we could stay on and get our room and board and transportation covered but no pay, or we could quit. I actually really hoped it was Joe Exotic as soon as I read he was running for some level of office. He was mentioned as a joke on Last Week Tonight. Pretty sure he ran for president.
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Untrustable posted:Everyone was weird and the owner ended up getting sued into oblivion after one of his tigers mauled someone. I think he's running for governor now or something. I left because after a few months on the road they got everyone together and told us the tour was broke and that we could stay on and get our room and board and transportation covered but no pay, or we could quit. I would love it if you made an Ask/Tell thread about all of this.
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You guys were fools not to elect him. Anyways: I had some cats that would do this. It was cuter when they did it.
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I am 100% serious to say that Joe Exotic would be a better president than Donald Trump. He'd be even more of a media sensation. He's got the same amount of political experience. I'd be less humiliated to be American if he were the head of state. We all need to bring that guy up to the level of president and make sure he gets elected next time around.
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Untrustable posted:Everyone was weird and the owner ended up getting sued into oblivion after one of his tigers mauled someone. I think he's running for governor now or something. I left because after a few months on the road they got everyone together and told us the tour was broke and that we could stay on and get our room and board and transportation covered but no pay, or we could quit. Joe Exotic for President
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There is no doubt in my mind. Yes. There are very few people more ill suited for the job than out current president and I'd happily take Joe Exotic over him. Then again I'd take the guy that rang me up at Target today over DJT and I don't even know anything about him and he was 16.
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veni veni veni posted:There is no doubt in my mind. Yes. There are very few people more ill suited for the job than out current president and I'd happily take Joe Exotic over him. Then again I'd take the guy that rang me up at Target today over DJT and I don't even know anything about him. I'd take an animatronic Lincoln over Trump. I'd suck his robot dick until he ejaculates his boiling hot robocum into my throat. I want a non sentient automaton to be the president. I would let it harm me. It could gently caress my mouth until I'm dead if it meant that some other thing or person or maybe a bug was in charge of this country.
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GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all. 
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Have to admit, I started hearing "Hail to the Chief" when I read that.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all. 
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all. Which metal gear is this from?
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:some deviantart grog Source your quotes.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all. SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Source your quotes. Trump, Donald. “Inaugural Address: Trump’s Full Speech.” CNN, Turner Broadcasting System, 20 Jan. 2017, https://www.cnn.com/2017/01/20/politics/trump-inaugural-address/index.html.
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we wish you a merry christmas we WISH YOU a meery christmas  WE WISH YOU A Merry christmas  and a crappy post here 
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text me a vag pic posted:and a crappy post here I misread that as "porn atheist" and that raised lot of questions
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Iron Crowned posted:I misread that as "porn atheist" and that raised lot of questions I’m more of a porn agnostic - there’s just no way of knowing if Ron Jeremy and Sasha Grey are really out there.
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