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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

mono posted:

Look at this hilarious Obummer cake I got for my birthday rofl owned libs

*holds up cookie*

Seriously. Who calls cookies cakes?

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

RyokoTK posted:

I was under the impression that confessions of guilt are usually not highly regarded as evidence for pretty much that reason. Like, by itself, a confession isn’t worth a whole lot more than the paper it’s written on.

But in conjunction with other evidence they’re pretty much incontrovertible.

Ever watch Making a Murderer? Kid got life in prison for rape and murder based on coerced confessions (later recanted) with almost no physical evidence against him.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Reince Penis posted:

I think he finally knows he's hosed..

when he wears the USA = okay hat you know it's over

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


It's okay to be president

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

nooneofconsequence posted:

Ever watch Making a Murderer? Kid got life in prison for rape and murder based on coerced confessions (later recanted) with almost no physical evidence against him.

Meaning what in this case?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Burt Sexual posted:

Meaning what in this case?

That kid and the president have a lot in common. They’re both mentally handicap.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ruddiger posted:

I'm surprised more people don't press Trump on his "I can fix Chicago in a week if I get elected" promise.

How many days are we into Trump's presidency and what exactly has he done to improve that city? Oh, I forgot, they sent one FBI surveillance van. And accidentally let a couple federal guns out onto the street through officer negligence lol.

lol @you still holding trump to his promises in December 2017

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tricky Ed posted:

It's okay to be president

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Applewhite posted:

Release them on wikileaks

Juliann Assmange: *deletes emails*

*gets dick sucked by pam anderson in a russian fur coat*

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Burt Sexual posted:

Meaning what in this case?

confessions mean a lot

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiny Lowtax posted:

That kid and the president have a lot in common. They’re both mentally handicap.

Dotard will never plead guilty to anything. Frankly I prefer that.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Really triggered right now Jr. called a big cookie "cake".

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

super macho dude posted:

Really triggered right now Jr. called a big cookie "cake".

Is he that retarded

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Calling a Bill Cosby cookie an "Obama cake" to own the libs

cnut
May 3, 2016

super macho dude posted:

Really triggered right now Jr. called a big cookie "cake".

You libruls :argh:

cnut
May 3, 2016

flashy_mcflash posted:

Calling a Bill Cosby cookie an "Obama cake" to own the libs

:argh:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Alan Smithee posted:

im the desiccated husk known as the president

Trump in 2020, actual footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVIrGONcCu4&t=84s

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




flashy_mcflash posted:

Love too be the three week old corpse of Martha Stewart

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

Huh, it turns out whoever told him the heavy orange makeup makes him look better was right.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

flashy_mcflash posted:

Love too be the three week old corpse of Martha Stewart

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

I couldn't resist the low hanging fruit... but you know...
You never realize how small trumps hands are until you try to scale him down to someone else's size...

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Burt Sexual posted:

Dotard will never plead guilty to anything. Frankly I prefer that.

Trump will do the "I'm guilty... of being innocent" thing and everyone will just pretend that was a confession.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


Aww man, I was in the test market for this stuff back in highscool. It was in the school vending machines. Once I got a can with a pull top and it had a hat inside and enough change to buy another soda.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Trump will do the "I'm guilty... of being innocent" thing and everyone will just pretend that was a confession.

Trump's live televised confession would turn into a rambling off-script complaint about Obama within two minutes

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Track Palin, the oldest son of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, was arrested Saturday in Alaska on charges of domestic violence. It marks the second time he’s been arrested on suspicion of domestic violence in two years.

The charges seem to stem from an incident in his family’s hometown of Wasilla, though further details about what happened were not immediately available.

Palin, 28, was arraigned Sunday morning on three counts: felony burglary, misdemeanor reckless assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for causing up to $500 in property damage, according to online court records. Each of the charges was related to domestic violence.

The felony burglary charge indicates Palin is accused of hurting or attempting to hurt someone while committing burglary.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-track-palin-20171217-story.html

hmm

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

His mom is pretty hot though.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
The Palins are not the conservative family values types they portray and are actually just white trash, violent criminals?? :eyepop:

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
not surprising coming from the rape capitol of america

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

do u know jenny posted:

The Palins are not the conservative family values types they portray and are actually just white trash, violent criminals?? :eyepop:

Fixed

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Having been to Wasilla, I can confirm that the Palins are perfect representatives for the area.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'm pretty sure this is just the text of a children's book with some of the words changed.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/942490474631311360

lol amazing

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

prepare for the :lol:

https://www.recode.net/2017/12/17/16787644/twitter-rules-alt-right-accounts

quote:

Twitter will begin enforcing new rules tomorrow that will suspend accounts affiliated with hate groups “on and off the platform” — a policy that could lead to a crack down on some alt-right users.

Initially announced in November, Twitter will also start penalizing accounts that include “hateful imagery and display names,” presumably including Nazi insignia, or those who “use [a] username, display name, or profile bio to engage in abusive behavior.”


https://twitter.com/BrittPettibone/status/942079932733067264?s=17
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/942527810232397825?s=17
https://twitter.com/LibertarianBlue/status/942516499779948544?s=17

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 18, 2017

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Both Trump kids would fit right in any Charlie White photo

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Blast of Confetti posted:

not surprising coming from the rape capitol of america

why you gotta bring iowa city into this?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Burt Sexual posted:

Meaning what in this case?

The courts are okay locking up the mentally disturbed

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Gonna lol if there's an actual twitter purge

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Apr 16, 2017

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Waffle House posted:

Gonna lol if there's an actual twitter purge

Gonna lol if they purge a bunch of internet leftists who change their name to 'Cernovich is a pedophile' whenever Mike Cernovich retweets them.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Waffle House posted:

Gonna lol if there's an actual twitter purge

It better happen, it would be the most glorious day in that site's history.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Waffle House posted:



LIBERALS

As the occasional anime watcher, I can confirm that liberals do, in fact, want spiders to look more sexy.



The irony that neonazis would be on the receiving end of a "purge". Even if there's no actual death, it's still pretty :lol:

Can't wait for the inevitable meltdowns after being banned from the Twitter :allears:

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
https://twitter.com/originalspin/status/942639465347956737

Twitter ain't all bad I suppose

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