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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




XxGirlKisserxX posted:

Kirios your trash talk is lame. The Jags own your bad team

Every team owns the Texans that's hardly impressive.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I'm the guy screaming, "SO MUCH FOR THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS" in the Target parking lot, ask me anything.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Probably Magic posted:

gently caress, is my team bad? Are we going to lose to the Niners? gently caress.

Yes.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
If people want to be salty about the Jags being pretty good this year I don't give a gently caress. I'm enjoying the ride.

Also I know that the Titans can eat all of the dicks. All of them.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Your only claim to poo poo talk is smugly knowing your QB got injured before he got exposed this season.

Bud Adams Was Right.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Full disclosure I'll root for the Jags over the Titans any day of the week. The right team's going to win the division if it won't be the Texans.

It's just there's only like one Titans fan on this forum so hating on his poo poo QB isn't nearly as fun.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Also lol at Texans fans saying the Jags looked good because they were decimated by injuries like the game Week 1 didn't happen.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




We'll see next year. That was a completely different Texans team before injuries ruined the season.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
At least London will inherit a playoff team instead of a garbage can next year. :unsmith:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




At least London will have a team instead of the rear end end of Florida.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kirios posted:

At least London will have a team instead of the rear end end of Florida.
Hey, I'll have you know that we're the shoulder of Florida, at worst

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

ManMythLegend posted:

If people want to be salty about the Jags being pretty good this year I don't give a gently caress. I'm enjoying the ride.

Also I know that the Titans can eat all of the dicks. All of them.
Not emptyquoting.

edit: actually, I just love the hate we get for being excited. All of a sudden (a few weeks ago) we are the worst posters in the history of the subforum just for being happy.

AAAAA! Real Muenster fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Dec 18, 2017

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

In this particular case you may be overreacting....

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lol Clowney got corncobbed

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
It loving SUCKS being the AFC South Kawalimus, some one take this burden from me.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Probably Magic posted:

It loving SUCKS being the AFC South Kawalimus, some one take this burden from me.
You've got nothing on Kawalimus. At least you're chill.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
In honor of this joyous occasion let's take a trip down memory lane...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-pYncvXbh0

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

You've got nothing on Kawalimus. At least you're chill.

You picked the most ironic page to say this, but thank you. Also, fire Mularky.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Probably Magic posted:

You picked the most ironic page to say this, but thank you. Also, fire Mularky.
:v:

I only got to see a few minutes of the game, what was so bad?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I didn't see poo poo, but if you bill yourself as exotic smashmouth and can't waste away three minutes to make your field goal, you have no ideas for this team.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

ManMythLegend posted:

In honor of this joyous occasion let's take a trip down memory lane...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-pYncvXbh0

Well I have to post my second favorite missed kick against the Jags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTGco82JKHo

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

Well I have to post my second favorite missed kick against the Jags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTGco82JKHo
"NOOOOO". I just wish that wasnt from the stone ages of football recordings...I feel like there are games from the 70s that we have better quality film of.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It just doesn't make sense to be a dick to Jags fans. They've been through enough.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Shinjobi posted:

It just doesn't make sense to be a dick to Jags fans. They've been through enough.

gently caress them

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Metapod posted:

gently caress them
Ruuuuuuuuuude.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Jaguars are gonna one and done.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Kirios posted:

Jaguars are gonna one and done.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Shinjobi posted:

It just doesn't make sense to be a dick to Jags fans. They've been through enough.

Only the Browns get to make this case, fyi. Maybe the Bills.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Probably Magic posted:

Only the Browns get to make this case, fyi. Maybe the Bills.

I disagree!

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Shinjobi posted:

I disagree!

Let's not pretend the Texans, Titans, Jags aren't all the same franchise, alternating between pitiable, forgettable, and mediocre while never succumbing to true obsolescence.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




PM's the only one who gets it. The best players from all four teams would, at best, make it to the AFC Championship game.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jags fans went full 12th man pretty fast, lol

Also lol the 49ers own the AFC South (when they have handsome Jimmy G that is)

Kirios posted:

PM's the only one who gets it. The best players from all four teams would, at best, make it to the AFC Championship game.

This isn't even close to true. Hell, you could just combine the Jags defense with the Texans offense and Titans o line and they're easily champs (with a healthy Watson) without even incorporating Watt or Clowney

Metapod posted:

gently caress them

Well if the alternatives are the Colts and Titans, go Jags tbh

Despite my teasing about losing to the Titans twice more

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Dec 18, 2017

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Probably Magic posted:

Let's not pretend the Texans, Titans, Jags aren't all the same franchise, alternating between pitiable, forgettable, and mediocre while never succumbing to true obsolescence.

This isn’t fair at all to the Jags! Mediocre would have been a dramatic improvement over past decade for them.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

purkey posted:

This isn’t fair at all to the Jags! Mediocre would have been a dramatic improvement over past decade for them.

7-9, 8-8 happened 2010-2011, I wanna say. The Jags really have only been marginally less lucky than the Titans.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Kirios you are salt incarnate titans always have been and always will be better than the Texans get poo poo on you poo poo rear end team fan

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Guy whose team starts Tom Savage goes around sneering that his rivals could do better in the passer column.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
also lol at the offense working when they ran no-huddle aka mariota calls the plays

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

In this particular case you may be overreacting....

Intruder posted:

Jags fans went full 12th man pretty fast, lol

Yes, lol

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Mariota owns.

Mularkey is garbage from Jacksonville (garbage city)

Still better than Texans lol

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Probably Magic posted:

Guy whose team starts Tom Savage goes around sneering that his rivals could do better in the passer column.

Y'all better hope Watson is a one year wonder.

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