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Hempuli posted:This made me think of this thread: These are adorable! http://legendsoflocalization.com/super-dunk-shot-super-famicom/ The BOSTON CELERIES?! I want to play on that team!
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I.C. posted:These are adorable! Houston Pockets fan from day one
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Howard Beale posted:Houston Pockets fan from day one Never underestimate the health of a contender!
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EorayMel posted:I bet the star wars expanded universe has a lot of jizz. I remember reading that one about the green dude with the pheromones he uses to get leia all hot and bothered
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Len posted:To be fair to the EU it isn't like it published books about tits. Nerds just went "OH poo poo STAR WARS HAS TITS" and furiously one handed typed up articles about it. 
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DACK FAYDEN posted:huh that's actually a pretty good Emil Care to enlighten us?
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I.C. posted:These are adorable! I want a bootleg Charlotte Hornbills jersey super-bad
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Why I know you HAVE BADTIME !!!! (the genocide route is the good end)
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Former DILF posted:I remember reading that one about the green dude with the pheromones he uses to get leia all hot and bothered Prince Xizor. Ugh. Leia knees him in the balls.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Prince Xizor. Ugh. Leia knees him in the balls. Also, he has a personal AI that cannot pronounce his name correctly.
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Xizor also has an assassin droid that looks like blonde woman. He fucks the droid. Also a chair that he sits in all day that massages him so he can get super buff without working out.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Care to enlighten us? level two: that is a pretty reasonable ripoff Emil mask, from Nier, as worn constantly in public by the guy that made the Nier games:  (teeth are the wrong color but like, that's actually a reasonable quality bootleg of a completely different thing) level three I guess: holy poo poo the teeth make it way fuckin creepier
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DACK FAYDEN posted:level one: as you'd expect from this thread, that is not Sans from Undertale, so that is a mask "sans Undertale", as in sans meaning "without" level four: Toby Fox and Yoko Taro have started tweeting each other and apparently are really keen on the other's respective game. They would both probably get a laugh at the mixup.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Xizor also has an assassin droid that looks like blonde woman. He fucks the droid. Also a chair that he sits in all day that massages him so he can get super buff without working out. So he's one of us is what you're saying?
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KataraniSword posted:level four: Toby Fox and Yoko Taro have started tweeting each other and apparently are really keen on the other's respective game. They would both probably get a laugh at the mixup. someone @ them on that bootleg tweet they might have a good laugh
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Former DILF posted:I remember reading that one about the green dude with the pheromones he uses to get leia all hot and bothered Ah, Shadows of the Empire. A great N64 game, and a really, really bad book. I always thought that "Dash Rendar" was the worst character name in all of fiction, until, well, speak of the devil.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Prince Xizor. Ugh. Leia knees him in the balls. They made a trading card of that, didn't they?
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Wheat Loaf posted:They made a trading card of that, didn't they? this is apopos of nothing but the inappropriate sex and card games angle on this reminds me of something I remember from my mtg days Xxxenophile, Phil Fogio's pan-erotic tabletop cardgame is neither bootleg nor knockoff, but it did come about during an explosion of hacky product when Richard Garfield revolutionized tabletop gaming. i'll never ever have another better time to talk about it so here it is  https://i.imgur.com/MRohJpM.jpg https://i.imgur.com/e57Yuto.jpg i don't know if theres a complete collection of all the cardfaces but tbh i didnt even visit the second page of google or even read all of the first
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Wheat Loaf posted:They made a trading card of that, didn't they? You know I was going to mention that but wasn’t sure if I was remembering it right or not. Either way it was Greg Hildebrant art (fine artist for the non-ubernerds in the thread, if you were into Star Wars or X-Men in the early 90s you’d recognize the style).
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:You know I was going to mention that but wasn’t sure if I was remembering it right or not. Either way it was Greg Hildebrant art (fine artist for the non-ubernerds in the thread, if you were into Star Wars or X-Men in the early 90s you’d recognize the style). I was never into the Star Wars trading cards, so I don't remember if it was an actual card or if it was, well, a bootleg.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:You know I was going to mention that but wasn’t sure if I was remembering it right or not. Either way it was Greg Hildebrant art (fine artist for the non-ubernerds in the thread, if you were into Star Wars or X-Men in the early 90s you’d recognize the style). Well that made the google image search a lot easier  And yeah, Star Wars nerds really should recognize their style 
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DontMockMySmock posted:I always thought that "Dash Rendar" was the worst character name in all of fiction, until, well, 
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DontMockMySmock posted:I always thought that "Dash Rendar" was the worst character name in all of fiction, until, well, One word: Matter-Eater Lad.
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I never read shadows but I did have the Dash Rendar action figure and he had a cool gun so the character is justified
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DontMockMySmock posted:I always thought that "Dash Rendar" was the worst character name in all of fiction, until, well, I believe there's a Han Solo stand-in character from the Old Republic mmo (never played it; could be from a tie-in novel which I've never read) called "Jet Nebula".
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Star Wars has a Dexter Jettster, but to be honest using SW for bad character names is almost cheating.
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My husband and I went to go see the Last Jedi Friday and he told me it was hard to keep track of how all the characters connected to each other (watching Game of Thrones is a loving nightmare with him btw) and I started to explain about all the stupid EU books I read back in junior high and I tried to explain Dark Saber, where this classic image is from, but words can't really capture how loving stupid these books are. Like, the part in Dark Saber where Han and Leia visit the Hutt planet and are segregated into the inferior human pool that's nice water and the Hutts have the swamp water pool during negotiations and C-3PO is there and it's all very weird. So sick of all these Star Wars. So many lives so stupidly lost. So stupidly entertaining I reread them from time to time. I never finished Crime and Punishment, but I read The Courtship of Princess Leia twice and The Crystal Star probably three times. e-Speaking of stupid names, there's Qwi Xux, the feather headed blue woman who designed the Death Star.
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Dash Rendar's death is amazing. "whoops, flew into an asteroid, that's the end of me!" Can we have a thread to talk about the stupidity of the Star Wars EU? Not that I hate this derail, quite the contrary, but there's not a whole lot of bootleg discussion amidst it.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:
YES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA&t=52s
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Rough Lobster posted:Star Wars has a Dexter Jettster, but to be honest using SW for bad character names is almost cheating. https://youtu.be/lbLqiKg9JkA
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Captain Invictus posted:Dash Rendar's death is amazing. "whoops, flew into an asteroid, that's the end of me!" That was pretty nakedly blowing the doors wide open for a sequel...
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This seems relevant... https://soundcloud.com/ironicus/bounty-rap (Sadly not real Star Wars, but the Campaign podcast should really be just as canon as the EU.)
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I thought it's going to be this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r-R070qHYw
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Captain Invictus posted:Dash Rendar's death is amazing. "whoops, flew into an asteroid, that's the end of me!" Star Wars thread in Book Barn does that from time to time.
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Derek Jeter sounds like a star wars name
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Shoombo posted:Derek Jeter sounds like a star wars name Spelled Der-Ek Jiiter though. Also, Shoombo sounds like a star wars name.
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Shoombo posted:Derek Jeter sounds like a star wars name So does yankee
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Captain Invictus posted:Dash Rendar's death is amazing. "whoops, flew into an asteroid, that's the end of me!" namewise, that "Leet Haxor" name is no longer canon(?) but loving Elan Sleazebaggano is.
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