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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Between youth football, CTE and viewership falling this is pretty close to peak value for a team

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Waroduce posted:


im a fins fan

pray for me

its been a long time since marino

gently caress the pats. and the bills.

your fish were hella squished today

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
Not as badly as my :hawksin:
They got right into a 7-42 loss to the Rams

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/942603026749100032

:thunk:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

There have been a lot of rumors flopping around, mostly about Kushner. I don't really buy any of them at all at this point.

A contributing factor is that there was a "major report" coming that will name 20-30 members of Congress of sexual poo poo, supposedly to come from a major media source, and it has been weeks with nothing really coming outside of the drip-drip-drip.

That said, poo poo's real goofy right now.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Zeroisanumber posted:

The lowly Cleveland Browns.

That's alright though. At least you're not a Vikings fan. We're going to make it all the way to the Superbowl played on our own home field and get ruined by the Patriots 48-0.

In any other season, yes.

But this is 2017, where everything is the opposite of where it should be. By that measure, the Vikings are wasting the Patriots 35-3.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Track Palin arrested on domestic violence charges again.

I'm sure this is somehow Obama's fault.

Edit:
I hope he:
A. Loses his right to possess firearms this time
B. Spends Christmas in jail

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Dec 18, 2017

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

I'm trying to remember who that twitter account belongs too that made him so well known.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Casimir Radon posted:

Track Palin arrested on domestic violence charges again.

I'm sure this is somehow Obama's fault.

Edit:
I hope he:
A. Loses his right to possess firearms this time
B. Spends Christmas in jail

Track Palin is the clearest case of Donkey Brains that I've ever seen.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What's a DMS?

"Up to you"

Uh. Righhhhttt

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



LingcodKilla posted:

What's a DMS?

DM = Direct Message


Grandpa.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Pai cold calls porn stars for sex "dinner". Classy.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Can't we FOIA official account DMs? Get on that NYT!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

He plasters his office with pictures of his happy family, which is a characteristic thing for people who are loving around lol, they just think it makes them beyond reproach if they are loud enough.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Pai cold calls porn stars for sex "dinner". Classy.

I do the same but I would never ruin the internet

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Family values are a joke.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

ManMythLegend posted:

Puff Daddy is no Jay-Z.

Puff Daddy has been low key the richest man in hip hop for a long time now, Jay-Z ain't got poo poo on him lol

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
If hat was real she took it down, and it's only so dumb and fitting that I want to believe it's true.

The Onion: "FCC chairman to regulate DMs after being embarrassed by pornstar"

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

M_Gargantua posted:

If hat was real she took it down, and it's only so dumb and fitting that I want to believe it's true.

The Onion: "FCC chairman to regulate DMs after being embarrassed by pornstar"

its real, she took it down

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
It's fake

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Well which is it!?

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

ManMythLegend posted:

Puff Daddy is no Jay-Z.

Speaking of Jay-Z, George Zimmerman has threatened to beat him up and feed him to an alligator if Jay-Z keeps asking George's family for interviews for the documentary that Jay-Z is making about Treyvon Martin.

https://www.bet.com/news/national/2017/12/17/george-zimmerman-jay-z.html

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

SimonCat posted:

Speaking of Jay-Z, George Zimmerman has threatened to beat him up and feed him to an alligator if Jay-Z keeps asking George's family for interviews for the documentary that Jay-Z is making about Treyvon Martin.

https://www.bet.com/news/national/2017/12/17/george-zimmerman-jay-z.html

I believe that's the very definition of "idle threat".

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Pretty sure Jay-Z has enough money to pay people who could disappear Zim-zam and his entire family forever and never get caught.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Cop gets administrative leave and no charges filed (yet) for an off duty cop firing in a hotel and making a stand off situation

https://twitter.com/kron4news/status/942440134779158529

Edit:

https://twitter.com/LeftistScumbag/status/942522520644849665

And VA governer is probably not going to expand Medicare either

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Dec 18, 2017

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
That Mia Khalifa DM was originally floated around with Martin Shkrelli’s name in place of Pai’s last year or something.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/LeftistScumbag/status/942522520644849665

And VA governer is probably not going to expand Medicare either

Gonna dig it up and find it when I get to work, but someone who's been following VA politics really closely (Yourboyfancy) posted a pretty good summary in the D&D thread that Northam saying he's going to be centrist and bipartisan isn't a huge deal since A)his advisors are likely going to push him in the right direction, and B) He beat the leftist candidate by 60,000 votes in the primary, it's in his best interest to continue to play up his "bipartisan/centrist" persona while the house of delegates does their thing.

I wouldn't read too much into it, and FWIW, Terry Mcauliffe made the same kind of statements before he was sworn in and look at how he turned out.


As far as Jones goes, yeah it's annoying but getting mad at that is like being tea party idiots that got mad at Scott Brown for voting for a jobs/infrastructure bill because it benefited his constituents, and I would imagine we'll see something similar with Jones too. Until he starts voting for terrible poo poo, don't sweat it too much.


EDIT, found it.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

If there’s anything I’ve learned about Northam in the last few months, it’s that his interview quotes rarely match his actions. Check his transition team; it’s full of people who’ll tell him to do the right thing. I don’t think anything you just read will mean anything if a Democratic legislature sends him a Medicare expansion.

And let’s be real - he doesn’t HAVE to pack of the House of Delegates. There’s a recount and a special election coming down the pike that’ll flip the legislature for him. He gets to continue to be the polite Muppet made flesh, and the people in the legislature get to bare teeth instead.

Your Boy Fancy posted:

What people forget, then and now, is that Ralph Northam is a Centrist. He won his primary over a proper leftist by 60,000 votes. He is the most progressive guy we could get running at state level, because that's Virginia. People on here tend to go haywire when people advocate for less than Full Communism Now, even though people didn't even vote for that last month. They voted for gently caress Off GOP. They still don't have control of the House or Senate, and I don't expect Northam to ever draw a sword; he has people for that. He ran as a polite Muppet, and he's been given no adequate lesson that this isn't what Virginian voters want. But that never stopped people online from calling him a racist, I suppose, so get it out of your system.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Dec 18, 2017

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Cop gets administrative leave and no charges filed (yet) for an off duty cop firing in a hotel and making a stand off situation

https://twitter.com/kron4news/status/942440134779158529

Edit:

https://twitter.com/LeftistScumbag/status/942522520644849665

And VA governer is probably not going to expand Medicare either

Medicare or Medicaid? There's a big difference.

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Terrible Robot posted:

That Mia Khalifa DM was originally floated around with Martin Shkrelli’s name in place of Pai’s last year or something.

Yeah, it's a meme in itself these days, I've seen a few iterations with guys in high profile news DM'ing the same or similar thing.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Washington Post is saying those Canadian billionaires were strangled.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.3063914118af

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Washington Post is saying those Canadian billionaires were strangled.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.3063914118af

:killing:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Doesn’t Canada actually take care of its poor though?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Yes they were very very rich

But they also gave away tens of millions of dollars to charities. So they probably didn't deserve to die like that.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Washington Post is saying those Canadian billionaires were strangled.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.3063914118af

Good start.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Zeris posted:

Doesn’t Canada actually take care of its poor though?

So long as they’re not from a “First Nation”

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


hobbesmaster posted:

So long as they’re not from a “First Nation”

Depends what you think "take care of" means.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Facebook has a pop up survey asking if it is good for the word.

Strongly disagree.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

boop the snoot posted:

Facebook has a pop up survey asking if it is good for the word.

Strongly disagree.

I'm not quite awake yet, but what does this string of words mean?

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
prolly s/word/world, maybe?

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