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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Randaconda posted:

Depp peaked at Edward Scissorhands. :colbert:

I was going to say Ed Wood but there's a lot more to that movie than Depp's performance, so I'll agree with this

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

purple death ray posted:

A weird old recluse who's managed to make candy that literally never gets consumed, has a flying elevator that can go anywhere in the world, and invented drinks that make people fly is apparently more interesting than some broke kid who lives off of cabbage, what can I tell you

Lincoln posted:

Charlie is the camera — Wonka is the plot-driver.

FWIW, I prefer Wilder’s indifferent psychopath to Depp’s QUIRKY WACKO.

Edit: ha, yeah having Deep Roy (?) play every single Oompa Loopa was hosed up and great. For some reason it makes the dance numbers much more interesting. The Burton version has a number of individual strong elements but fails as a whole film. I blame Depp’s performance, and I actually like Depp as an actor.

The Man Who Would Be Wonka

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


My favorite part is when they’re like “violet you’re turning purple” and she dies.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Having actually read the book, I think Wilder's portrayal makes a lot more sense. There's a great bit at the end of the book where while they're flying through the air in the glass elevator it shows all the other children. It describes them all as being horribly mangled but Wonka still keeps acting like they're okay.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

rodbeard posted:

Having actually read the book, I think Wilder's portrayal makes a lot more sense. There's a great bit at the end of the book where while they're flying through the air in the glass elevator it shows all the other children. It describes them all as being horribly mangled but Wonka still keeps acting like they're okay.

Hell from reading the book after seeing the movie, I remember just being relieved that they were alive

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


purple death ray posted:

Nothing Burton has done since like 2000 has been worth watching.

Sweeney Todd is one of the best films ever. I've seen it about half a dozen times and would happily watch it again any time, and I normally don't rewatch/reread anything.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Tiggum posted:

Sweeney Todd is one of the best films ever. I've seen it about half a dozen times and would happily watch it again any time, and I normally don't rewatch/reread anything.

Carter was woefully miscast. Mrs. Lovett was the dominant personality in the relationship, and Sweeny was under her control. You need a strong voice like Lansbury had to drive that home, not Carter's quiet squeak.

Everything else was good.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

rydiafan posted:

Carter was woefully miscast. Mrs. Lovett was the dominant personality in the relationship, and Sweeny was under her control. You need a strong voice like Lansbury had to drive that home, not Carter's quiet squeak.

Everything else was good.

I have to admit it was super cool to sort of have the backwards revelation of Angela Lansbury in terms of my own cultural exposure from "innocuous and gentle sweetie" to "okay, mom's a witch" to "absolute villain"

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
Halle Berry won the 2002 Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Monster's Ball and during her speech she pointed out she was the first black woman to have received this reward.
I felt shame over my ignorance mostly because I had no idea she's black..

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Mr Havafap posted:

Halle Berry won the 2002 Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Monster's Ball and during her speech she pointed out she was the first black woman to have received this reward.
I felt shame over my ignorance mostly because I had no idea she's black..

what

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Mr Havafap posted:

Halle Berry won the 2002 Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Monster's Ball and during her speech she pointed out she was the first black woman to have received this reward.
I felt shame over my ignorance mostly because I had no idea she's black..

I think this tops the goon who thought Pantera was a Coldplay side project.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Olive! posted:

I think this tops the goon who thought Pantera was a Coldplay side project.

...

wat

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

bongwizzard posted:

So for some reason I have been conflating Coldplay and Pantera for years now. Like, I somehow thought Coldplay was like a Pantera side project or something.

Then I read something mocking Coldplay as "mom rock" and I was really confused and finally looked them up.

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC26XpXjSVw

Is not

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEIMDbZ32_k

I got it backwards, still lmao

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I was loving around with the Google Assistant and one of the phrases it has a response to is "When does the narwhal bacon?" Which is apparently the Reddit equivalent of "Do you have stairs in your house?" Only even more lolrandom. I hate you so much Reddit.

Edit: She does not reply to the stairs question

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Len posted:

I was loving around with the Google Assistant and one of the phrases it has a response to is "When does the narwhal bacon?" Which is apparently the Reddit equivalent of "Do you have stairs in your house?" Only even more lolrandom. I hate you so much Reddit.

Edit: She does not reply to the stairs question

Of course not, becase that would somewhow be less acceptable than identifying with an org that supported child porn and poo poo

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Len posted:

I was loving around with the Google Assistant and one of the phrases it has a response to is "When does the narwhal bacon?" Which is apparently the Reddit equivalent of "Do you have stairs in your house?" Only even more lolrandom. I hate you so much Reddit.

Edit: She does not reply to the stairs question

Thanks for making me hate Reddit more.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? AHAHAHAHAHAHA


Never go on Reddit.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Len posted:

I was loving around with the Google Assistant and one of the phrases it has a response to is "When does the narwhal bacon?" Which is apparently the Reddit equivalent of "Do you have stairs in your house?" Only even more lolrandom. I hate you so much Reddit.

Edit: She does not reply to the stairs question

well what should the answer be?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I am protected

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

to the bacon question, in case I need to lie and impress someone about using reddit

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


ladron posted:

to the bacon question, in case I need to lie and impress someone about using reddit

She says it's at midnight.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Len posted:

She says it's at midnight.

thanks. this is gonna be so sweet.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DACK FAYDEN posted:

the whole idea of having them all played by one guy is really good for just being weird as hell and fitting with the general Wonka aesthetic

I really hope he got paid for every character he played.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Jerry Cotton posted:

I really hope he got paid for every character he played.

IMDb posted:

To his surprise, Deep Roy played every Oompa-Loompa himself, repeating the same movements several hundred times. While these were then put together digitally, each Oompa-Loompa represents a separate performance by Roy. In recognition of this, Roy's salary was raised to one million dollars.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Olive! posted:

I got it backwards, still lmao

It's a completely reasonable mistake!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

KoRMaK posted:

Of course not, becase that would somewhow be less acceptable than identifying with an org that supported child porn and poo poo

SA's a famous pedo haven.

Mods knew.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Mr Havafap posted:

Halle Berry won the 2002 Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in Monster's Ball and during her speech she pointed out she was the first black woman to have received this reward.
I felt shame over my ignorance mostly because I had no idea she's black..

I did this same thing except with Meghan Markle. In Suits there's this scene where she says "what, did you think this just a permanent tan?" and I was like "... yes?"

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The man who's been driving all night, hands wet on the wheel does not have a thing called red hot love. It's called Radar love. Honestly red hot love sounds less stupid.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Whitlam posted:

I did this same thing except with Meghan Markle. In Suits there's this scene where she says "what, did you think this just a permanent tan?" and I was like "... yes?"

They are both mixed-race. No shame in not immediately applying the one-drop rule.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Garrand posted:

The man who's been driving all night, hands wet on the wheel does not have a thing called red hot love. It's called Radar love. Honestly red hot love sounds less stupid.

Their love is a wave in the air like a radar, it makes perfect sense

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

They're Dutch, gotta give em a bit of a break there.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

walrusman posted:

They're Dutch, gotta give em a bit of a break there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzX04SXfTsg

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Whitlam posted:

I did this same thing except with Meghan Markle. In Suits there's this scene where she says "what, did you think this just a permanent tan?" and I was like "... yes?"

I know people who say Mariah Carey is "obviously white". :shrug:

Karatela
Sep 11, 2001

Clickzorz!!!


Grimey Drawer
I learned yesterday that Diagon Alley in Harry Potter stuff is literally "diagonally"and a bad pun.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Karatela posted:

I learned yesterday that Diagon Alley in Harry Potter stuff is literally "diagonally"and a bad pun.

One of the streets running of Diagon Alley is Knockturn Alley (where they have shops dedicated to the Dark Arts)

Karatela
Sep 11, 2001

Clickzorz!!!


Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

One of the streets running of Diagon Alley is Knockturn Alley (where they have shops dedicated to the Dark Arts)

:aaaaa: and I had to work that out for a minute.

How the gently caress many more of these are there that my broken brain missed.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Karatela posted:

:aaaaa: and I had to work that out for a minute.

How the gently caress many more of these are there that my broken brain missed.

There are hundreds of pun names in the Harry Potter series :v:

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014

Phlegmish posted:

They are both mixed-race. No shame in not immediately applying the one-drop rule.

Halle Berry is at least brown, while Meghan Markle is lighter than tens of millions of Europeans. There's literally no way to know she's supposed to be black without a priori knowledge.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's almost as if what anglophones call race is a social construct :thunk:

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Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.
Also, fun fact, Meghan and Prince Harry have a shared ancestor (from like the 1500s but whatever).

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