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cnut
May 3, 2016

Jestery posted:

Night of the long tweets

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Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

Nobody knows what it's like to be the BAD man
to be the SAD man
behind blue orbs~

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/942792802559254528?s=17

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tax Inductions posted:

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

Nobody knows what it's like to be the BAD man
to be the SAD man
behind blue orbs~

the best suit tailoring

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Who's jack?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Clyde Radcliffe posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/404756133040381952

I'm pretty certain you could print out his best tweets on cards and turn it into some kind of battling game.

My kickstarter for this will be up within an hour.

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Tax Inductions posted:

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/942543377542901761

Nobody knows what it's like to be the BAD man
to be the SAD man
behind blue orbs~

I love this picture so much

Just shows that class isn’t something you can buy

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Outrail posted:

Who's jack?

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ROFL Octopus posted:

I love this picture so much

Just shows that class isn’t something you can buy

Show me one picture taken in the last 20 years that depicts the current POTUS as classy or even well dressed. Just one.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Outrail posted:

Who's jack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAnBJu7R_-o

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Outrail posted:

Show me one picture taken in the last 20 years that depicts the current POTUS as classy or even well dressed. Just one.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
God dammit I'm sitting in a car and waiting, killing time before the movie theater opens. TWEET, YOU GIANT ORANGE BITCH, I'm bored.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Bacon Taco posted:

I called that a year ago. Ryan is dirty because he knew about the Russians and did nothing; he's on tape with McCarthy telling him that Easy D and Rohrabacher were on Putin's payroll. Prez Hatch is a super LOL.

Mormons play the long game.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Speedboat Jones posted:

God dammit I'm sitting in a car and waiting, killing time before the movie theater opens. TWEET, YOU GIANT ORANGE BITCH, I'm bored.

The new Star Wars sucks, turn around and go home

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

b-minus1 posted:

The new Star Wars sucks, turn around and go home

No.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






Ted Cruz kills Luke.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/942795499765141505

quote:

“They’re spending almost $40,000 per hire,” said Alex Nowrasteh, an immigration policy analyst at the Cato Institute, a libertarian think tank in Washington. “Just off the bat that seems like a pretty desperate move.”

If the contract runs its full five years and is fully paid out, the agency will spend $39,600 per hire. That’s just below the $39,738 starting pay for a customs officer.

:stare:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

mike12345 posted:

Ted Cruz kills Luke.

hosed up if true.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


All hail the presidential mullet.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lol. "Get rid of the Mexicans"
"Does it pay well?"
"No."
"Is the job hard?"
"Like you wouldn't believe."
"Would I have the respect and support of the American people?"
"No."
"..."
"You get to arrest Mexicans and shoot at them, though! Even the women and children!"

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


mike12345 posted:

Ted Cruz kills Luke.

leaves behind cryptic coded note that is never deciphered...

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

They're making Jack appear way more bad rear end than he actually is.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Good people on both sides.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


And then 1/4 of them will quit within 12 months when they find out living in places like Laredo and Fort Hancock sucks rear end.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




You know, I'm sitting here and trying to work out how much a recruitment drive should actually cost. It's not cheap and in fact for highly skilled professional positions it may cost as much as a year's salary to hire someone appropriate for the position. But then these are border patrol agents; you're not even looking for a high school diploma, just if they can tie their shoes together. They have to recruit over a pretty huge region and that does drive the price up some. Still, I bet you could do it for $10k a recruit.

The real expense is the screening process where they have to weed out anyone who isn't racist enough.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Random Stranger posted:

You know, I'm sitting here and trying to work out how much a recruitment drive should actually cost. It's not cheap and in fact for highly skilled professional positions it may cost as much as a year's salary to hire someone appropriate for the position. But then these are border patrol agents; you're not even looking for a high school diploma, just if they can tie their shoes together. They have to recruit over a pretty huge region and that does drive the price up some. Still, I bet you could do it for $10k a recruit.

The real expense is the screening process where they have to weed out anyone who isn't racist enough.

Plus, in California, because of "changing cultural values" and the 2016 marijuana ballot, they can barely find anyone who can pass a drug test. :420:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i work with a guy who recruits engineers for a surgical tech firm. 40k a head is right about what they pay agencies to do that kind of specialized recruiting but 40k to find ex-military oorah guys who want to tool around in jeeps and harass people at border crossings sounds kinda ridic

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Random Stranger posted:

You know, I'm sitting here and trying to work out how much a recruitment drive should actually cost. It's not cheap and in fact for highly skilled professional positions it may cost as much as a year's salary to hire someone appropriate for the position. But then these are border patrol agents; you're not even looking for a high school diploma, just if they can tie their shoes together. They have to recruit over a pretty huge region and that does drive the price up some. Still, I bet you could do it for $10k a recruit.

The real expense is the screening process where they have to weed out anyone who isn't racist enough.

I assume the hardest part is weeding out narco plants, which I am wondering if they will even bother doing.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
They've had huge recruitment problems for years now. It requires a security clearance and there's only so many people who want to live in the middle if nowhere and spend their days staring into the desert who also have clean backgrounds.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



Literally the ugliest hat I’ve ever seen in my life

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
We're going to win so much, you're going to be so sick and tired of winning, you're going to come to me and go 'Please, please, we can't win anymore'.
______________/

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol look at this retard

Schlub Husband
Jan 13, 2008

*hic*
Lipstick Apathy

Avirosb posted:

We're going to win so much, you're going to be so sick and tired of winning, you're going to come to me and go 'Please, please, we can't win anymore'.
______________/


lol he envisioned being president as so different than the reality

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

now _that_ is a person who has it together

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I'm scared your dotard President might get away with it.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

AKA Pseudonym posted:

They've had huge recruitment problems for years now. It requires a security clearance and there's only so many people who want to live in the middle if nowhere and spend their days staring into the desert who also have clean backgrounds.

Yeah, so what they end up doing is lowering the recruitment standards- which leads to all sorts of potential abuses & problems.

It is also a colossal waste of taxpayer money for nationalistic "optics".

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
He doesn’t want to be president, he wanted to win the election.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kumo posted:

Yeah, so what they end up doing is lowering the recruitment standards- which leads to all sorts of potential abuses & problems.

It is also a colossal waste of taxpayer money for nationalistic "optics".

Like Miami in the 80's. The border guys are bringing more drugs in than the narcos.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

cowofwar posted:

He doesn’t want to be president, he wanted to win the election.

I don't even think he wanted to win. A tight loss that leads to bullshit 'voter fraud' allegations used to help spawn a TrumpTV network, maybe.

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Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cowofwar posted:

He doesn’t want to be president, he wanted to win the election.

Literally speaking, he wanted to lose and say that Hillary cheated and just continue hating on Hillary the way he did Obama.

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