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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I for one am shocked the users of a football subforum are not fans of Sex and the City and Girls

Sorry, I prefer Fei Cheng Wu Rao.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
TIL Lena Dunham wrote about how she used to put pebbles in her sister's vagina when she was a toddler? :stonk:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Eyo intruder for next year buddy

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/942860695690989570

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Intruder posted:

TIL Lena Dunham wrote about how she used to put pebbles in her sister's vagina when she was a toddler? :stonk:

Oh you just found out about that and how its casually in her memoir like its a normal thing?

gently caress Lena Dunham

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Nah, they've won one now so I'm good

Also what the gently caress

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I don’t know what it is about this time of year, but seeing cars with those little antler attachments utterly enrage me. Fox News actually got this one right, I’m a bad lane change away from starting an actual War on Christmas.

Barudak
May 7, 2007


I ate this as a kid, sans olive slices, and it wasnt bad in the same way that being the woman in the song “common people” isnt bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

So she kept the dog just long enough for him to form a bond with her then dumped him for two designer puppies

gently caress her, this is loving depressing. I just gave both of my dogs a cuddle

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I still don't really know who Lena Dunham is and after everything I've heard in the last year or so I'm glad of it.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
Yeah, Lena Dunham is human garbage.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Put in my first offer for a place ever last night. Going to the bar by myself in a bit

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Speaking of dogs, my wife recently said "Once our two dogs die I don't want any more pets" hahahahahaha we will always have dogs you foolish person

Barudak
May 7, 2007

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Put in my first offer for a place ever last night. Going to the bar by myself in a bit

If you can afford to go to the bar you didnt put enough money down.

Congrats though

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Barudak posted:

If you can afford to go to the bar you didnt put enough money down.

Congrats though

Haha fair. We'll see what they say with the offer but need a drink. Just waiting.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

5 RING SHRIMP posted:

Haha fair. We'll see what they say with the offer but need a drink. Just waiting.

Until you go into contract your offer doesnt mean poo poo so yeah have a drink.

Had a couple accept our offer verbally then walk back on it penalty free while we were doing our closing paperwork to squeeze 2,000 dollars more out of the other bidder. I feel no need for revenge as they were moving back home to cleveland.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Thaddius the Large posted:

I don’t know what it is about this time of year, but seeing cars with those little antler attachments utterly enrage me. Fox News actually got this one right, I’m a bad lane change away from starting an actual War on Christmas.

That and the sudden omnipresence of Last Christmas have really confounded me this December.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Probably Magic posted:

That and the sudden omnipresence of Last Christmas have really confounded me this December.

Taylor Swift covered it a few years ago. It's such an awful holiday song.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/942867129128443909

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
We really need an influx of new Christmas / holiday songs. I'm tired of all these songs from the 50s creating a safe space for Baby Boomers.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Mariah Carey?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Uh Bieber has a Christmas album hello

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
There are five good christmas songs

Christmas in Hollis
The Night Santa Went Crazy
Christmas at Ground Zero
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (DMX)

And the hottest diss track of all time

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

There are five good christmas songs

Christmas in Hollis
The Night Santa Went Crazy
Christmas at Ground Zero
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (DMX)

And the hottest diss track of all time

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

So you did wind up listening to it?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Spoeank posted:

There are five good christmas songs

Christmas in Hollis
The Night Santa Went Crazy
Christmas at Ground Zero
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (DMX)

And the hottest diss track of all time

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Motherfucker it's "Fairytale of New York" and I will brook no argument*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

*Honorable mention to "The Season's Upon Us."**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

**Mention to "Father Christmas."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Intruder posted:

Speaking of dogs, my wife recently said "Once our two dogs die I don't want any more pets" hahahahahaha we will always have dogs you foolish person

I really want my parents to get a dog after their old AF cat dies but they want to travel more in the next few years and (rightfully) realize that dogs are a pain in the rear end when it comes to travel.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Its Rinaldo posted:

Mariah Carey?

All I Want For Christmas Is You is literally the only song from the last 20-30 years to permeate the classic rotation of songs on the radio. That makes her HoF worthy.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Joey Freshwater posted:

So you did wind up listening to it?

It was played somewhere where I was.

I had no choice :negative:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

ulmont posted:

Motherfucker it's "Fairytale of New York" and I will brook no argument*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

*Honorable mention to "The Season's Upon Us."**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk

**Mention to "Father Christmas."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk

Ok these get honorary mention

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Pretty Lights released a badass Christmas album

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Grats billionaires

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Mariah Carey had the biggest hit of two different decades plus that christmas track. Shes a first round lock.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
London is a cool rear end city and you all should visit. I saw lots of old dead people today!

I also ate a meat pie. We need these in America.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Mariah used to be so smoking hot

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I got a forwarded email from one of my customers today with the subject line:

Multiple fatalities after Amtrak train derails over highway near Tacoma

The body reads:

quote:

Do you see any impact to our freight due to this derailment? We cannot afford to have any cargo be late because of this

Yeah sure once they clean up the bodies we'll have your cargo to you in a jiffy


(no it wouldn't have affected them anyway)

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Joey Freshwater posted:

I got a forwarded email from one of my customers today with the subject line:

Multiple fatalities after Amtrak train derails over highway near Tacoma

The body reads:


Yeah sure once they clean up the bodies we'll have your cargo to you in a jiffy


(no it wouldn't have affected them anyway)

:capitalism:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Why would you put that in an email

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Joey Freshwater posted:

I got a forwarded email from one of my customers today with the subject line:

Multiple fatalities after Amtrak train derails over highway near Tacoma

The body reads:


Yeah sure once they clean up the bodies we'll have your cargo to you in a jiffy


(no it wouldn't have affected them anyway)

Like I understand wanting to know if there will be a delay in shipping or receiving for your business, but you don't have to mention the fatalities in the same e-mail.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
One of the best parts of working remotely: I currently have two dogs sleeping next to me, occasionally nuzzling me

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Intruder posted:

One of the best parts of working remotely: I currently have two dogs sleeping next to me, occasionally nuzzling me

pics

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

swickles posted:

Like I understand wanting to know if there will be a delay in shipping or receiving for your business, but you don't have to mention the fatalities in the same e-mail.

I'll cut them some slack because they just forwarded an email they got from an NBC Mailer thing to me. Probably could have just sent me a one on one email "hey heard there was a derailment, will we be affected?" and left it at that though.

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