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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Jose posted:

i'd like to ask her to peg me

I think she'd be down tbh you should hit her up on twitter

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Yes, cartoon are not real. Well done.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Jose posted:

i'd like to ask her to peg me

This list is v long it appears.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

It's obvious he's used to getting his piss from the source, the two hand grip gives it away.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/942591460012187648

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

*gets arrested after blowing through a red light while drunk*

"yeah but what about locking up Hillary?!"

How many more years will these people cast Hillary Clinton as both an incompetent failure and a genius criminal mastermind simultaneously?

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Catastrophe posted:

*gets arrested after blowing through a red light while drunk*

"yeah but what about locking up Hillary?!"

How many more years will these people cast Hillary Clinton as both an incompetent failure and a genius criminal mastermind simultaneously?

Until their great work is done :hai:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Catastrophe posted:

*gets arrested after blowing through a red light while drunk*

"yeah but what about locking up Hillary?!"

How many more years will these people cast Hillary Clinton as both an incompetent failure and a genius criminal mastermind simultaneously?

Uh she sucks at politics and excels at murder it's not complicated

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
I think Donny leans into the drink because he doesn't want to risk spilling it on himself. I did that once while drinking coffee and driving and now I always lean towards the thermos over the center console and make sure the sipping doesn't happen above my own lap. I bet something like that happened to him once and he still does it out of habit.

Not to say that he's not old and arthritic and dementia ridden and all that other stuff everyone said, but that's what it looks like to me anyway. We all know how obsessed he is about his lovely ill-fitting suits

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I can't believe this was an actual quote in the game.

He says it during the part where you're on Titan. I wonder which writer posts in CSPAM

Blue Train posted:

Uh she sucks at politics and excels at murder it's not complicated

Oh good we can blame her for the murder of my sides :hmbol:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Blue Train posted:

I think she'd be down tbh you should hit her up on twitter

yeah dm her, OP

Encrypted
Feb 25, 2016

Wow it's real.

https://www.state.gov/secretary/remarks/2017/12/276669.htm

The tone of the "Thank you" really makes it.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
I'm guessing he's just trying to not lose his dentures.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Catastrophe posted:

*gets arrested after blowing through a red light while drunk*

"yeah but what about locking up Hillary?!"

How many more years will these people cast Hillary Clinton as both an incompetent failure and a genius criminal mastermind simultaneously?

It should be against the rules to make posts like this without using :umberto:

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

timp posted:

I think Donny leans into the drink because he doesn't want to risk spilling it on himself. I did that once while drinking coffee and driving and now I always lean towards the thermos over the center console and make sure the sipping doesn't happen above my own lap. I bet something like that happened to him once and he still does it out of habit.

Not to say that he's not old and arthritic and dementia ridden and all that other stuff everyone said, but that's what it looks like to me anyway. We all know how obsessed he is about his lovely ill-fitting suits

It's because of his gross loving neck filth.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Encrypted posted:

Wow it's real.

https://www.state.gov/secretary/remarks/2017/12/276669.htm

The tone of the "Thank you" really makes it.

THANKS!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEe0O8kF2DA&t=74s

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/942171573108314112

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/942881716913438720

Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I enjoy incest relations a lot

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/942897038852808705

lmao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:discourse:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


wtf what is this whitewashing poo poo, why'd they make him look so healthy

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

should've ended FIN

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

"wow they really nailed the neckgina", i post on open wifi

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

oh my god

https://twitter.com/ScottGustin/status/942884378547511301?s=17

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

A buddy of mine lights cigarettes like this. He holds the lighter at chest level and bends over/forward and it bothers me so friggin much.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thats a very interesting simulation to see what it would be like if Trump had a properly functioning brain

Sushi Racer
Apr 2, 2007

And the winner is...

His hands are too bigly.
His middle? Not enough jiggly.
Sad.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

his mouth looks a bit palsy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Can we replace him with that?

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Random Stranger posted:

My cats literally fled the room due to my :hmbol:ing.

I want you to imaging Mueller's reaction when someone comes into his office to tell him what Donnie is saying. I'd like to think that he'd show up at the White House tomorrow with a really fancy looking envelope and a recorder hidden in his briefcase.
Mueller should send him a letter notifying him that he won free football tickets and to come down to the local precinct to pick them up.

<click-click>

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

"Meet me in bed later?"

"Daaad, not on twitter!!"

That's our Donald!

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

EPIC fat guy vids posted:

"Meet me in bed later?"

"Daaad, not on twitter!!"

That's our Donald!



Ughhh

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lincoln just sitting there wishing he was in a some frontier cabin with a bunch of dudes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Madcosby posted:

Lincoln just sitting there wishing he was in a some frontier cabin with a bunch of dudes

hes actually like "drat i still cant believe i got loving pwned by some rear end in a top hat at that show"

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

they got the long tie and the enormous suits right

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
The Lincoln simulacrum spends its eternity stuck in a theater. That's pretty hosed up.

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Speedboat Jones posted:

The Lincoln simulacrum spends its eternity stuck in a theater. That's pretty hosed up.

to be fair, its the last place he remembers being

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