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Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

JaySB posted:

It's not like a real thing. Pretty sure that was Ricky The Dragon Steamboat's move in WWF

Dan Severn used it in WWF too. Called it the beast choker.

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david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

JaySB posted:

It's not like a real thing. Pretty sure that was Ricky The Dragon Steamboat's move in WWF

Theres been a few finishes with it before, both as a choke and a neck crank. Im not sure if ive ever seen it in the ufc

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Rampage and Chael had a stare down, it was polite and friendly, Rampage is massive now.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

willie_dee posted:

Rampage and Chael had a stare down, it was polite and friendly, Rampage is massive now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrDGrNqa5xI

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Rampage is gonna have to cut to hit 265

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
There's a lotta cheeseburgers between him and his middleweight days.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Bellator 191 is on tonight. 9pm. James is fighting. I'm already bricking it.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

Bellator 191 is on tonight. 9pm. James is fighting. I'm already bricking it.

Good luck to the big man, and good luck to you as well my friend

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Male twitter shitposter is booked to fight a WMMA pro in Floreda in January

https://middleeasy.com/mma-news/male-internet-troll-challenges-unbeaten-female-anna-dempster-to-a-fight-and-its-happening/

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Edit: Oh man I'm re...prehensibly bad at posting in the right thread.

El Roncho fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Dec 16, 2017

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



That woman has literally no head movement.

Wrong thread Roncho, this is the B Leagues where women fight men and children.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


JaySB posted:

That woman has literally no head movement.

Wrong thread Roncho, this is the B Leagues where women fight men and children.

This could be a new thread title, if we wanted one, though my ideal would be

B-League MMA: :discourse:

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

She's going to get worked.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
congrats to twitter troll kristopher zylinski on his upcoming big win and entrance into the ufc as the #3 ranked womens 145 lber

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Women fight men, children fight women, and everyone fights Wanderlei

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

JaySB posted:

Wrong thread Roncho, this is the B Leagues where women fight men and children.

Wow, good thing the posting belt was not on the line in that post.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

JaySB posted:

That woman has literally no head movement.

Wrong thread Roncho, this is the B Leagues where women fight men and children.

Can't finish from full mount or back mount, that's impressively bad.

We might have an actual fight on our hands if this internet troll doesn't train.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
:suicide:

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

god damnit

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

well, it was brief.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Got Phillip De Fried.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

that wont end well for anyone involved

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
willied, is Thompson gonna retire after that?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/ibdbmma/status/942130915341414406

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

extremely sick

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

The lengths Disney will go to. smh

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

kimbo305 posted:

willied, is Thompson gonna retire after that?

I don't know dude, he has made it clear that he dislikes the idea of giving up and doesn't like other people suggesting it and I'm certainly not the guy to bring it up. He's barely come back but I have a feeling he will be off grid once again until he randomly gets motivated and decides to come back. I've offered to help him with anything he needs but there's not much more than that I can do. I hope he's ok.

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
I didn't catch the event, how bad was it?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Marching Powder posted:

extremely sick

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

I.N.R.I posted:

that wont end well for anyone involved

sounds like it'll end very well for the WMMA pro

seriously holy gently caress did you watch that match they linked, it's like someone cloned Fedor and made him a woman, this guy is going to get the living gently caress beaten out of him unless he's secretly actually badass

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

sounds like it'll end very well for the WMMA pro

seriously holy gently caress did you watch that match they linked, it's like someone cloned Fedor and made him a woman, this guy is going to get the living gently caress beaten out of him unless he's secretly actually badass

whether she wins or loses isnt really the point. whatever happens it wont be pretty and if she does win easily it will essentially be a pro athlete beating up an amateur. its even more unpleasant to think about what happens if she loses and what kind of fight that would be. its just a terrible spectacle where nobody wins

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i mean this is a guy who is literally asking for it though. if she beats him senseless i really genuinely have no clue how that's a bad outcome for anyone except the moron. he's saying dumb poo poo, he's getting called out on it, and he's either going to bitch out at the last second or get completely destroyed for being a moron.

like, yeah, it's unpleasant to think about the possibility of her losing, but... that doesn't seem especially likely here? like, keep in mind she's undefeated and seems to have a habit of completely loving destroying her opponents, and this guy seems to have no training whatsoever. this is like CM Punk fight levels of "hilariously loving outmatched."

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Matt Shitrion posted his gum shield on Twitter and loads of teeth were still in it, it's really gross. I'm wondering wtf happened.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



willie_dee posted:

Matt Shitrion posted his gum shield on Twitter and loads of teeth were still in it, it's really gross. I'm wondering wtf happened.

It was not his. It was a fighter in China.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

willie_dee posted:

Matt Shitrion posted his gum shield on Twitter and loads of teeth were still in it, it's really gross. I'm wondering wtf happened.

joe silva tricked him into sparring in a small cage

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Matt Mitrione is basically Andy Dweyer from Parks and Rex.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

JaySB posted:

It was not his. It was a fighter in China.

drat Willie, gotta get back to internet MMA journalism school.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



kimbo305 posted:

drat Willie, gotta get back to internet MMA journalism school.

He's forgiven. All that time spent researching vigilante justice leaves little room for anything else.

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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

kimbo305 posted:

drat Willie, gotta get back to internet MMA journalism school.

I quit the undercover journalist stuff years back mate, hanging with fighters is far too depressing and being focused on their fights is grim, much better to just be general mates and enjoy life while you can.

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