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I like the OP's admission that he felt the need to run outside and deliver a sick burn to the lady who ruined his party as she was leaving, therefore solving the immediate problem leaving further issues to be addressed at a later date when all parties are sober, and that he just expected her to reflect solemnly on his wise words.
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cumshitter posted:I like the OP's admission that he felt the need to run outside and deliver a sick burn to the lady who ruined his party as she was leaving, therefore solving the immediate problem leaving further issues to be addressed at a later date when all parties are sober, and that he just expected her to reflect solemnly on his wise words. He was obviously being the adult who has adult conversations.
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Dec 19, 2017 05:05
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Barudak posted:You and the girl who didnt kill a dog need to learn how to not give an apology. This is basic life lessons, if you apologize thats admitting fault and accepting all responsibility for the problem. Never ever ever apologize, drink poison in front of the U.N. If you have to but never apologize. Better yet, apologize all the time but keep doing exactly what you always do as blithely as possible so that people slowly realize your apologies are actually code for "I don't care and go away and frankly kill yourself" 
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Dec 19, 2017 05:11
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Pick posted:Better yet, apologize all the time but keep doing exactly what you always do as blithely as possible so that people slowly realize your apologies are actually code for "I don't care and go away and frankly kill yourself" Ah. The Canadian Code.
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Dec 19, 2017 05:40
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monkeytennis posted:She should just stop shaving hers every time he shaves his. Pretty sure she doesn't shave and he's just sick of asking her to, so he's like gently caress this bitch, either you shave or I shave!
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Dec 19, 2017 06:13
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cumshitter posted:I like the OP's admission that he felt the need to run outside and deliver a sick burn to the lady who ruined his party as she was leaving, therefore solving the immediate problem leaving further issues to be addressed at a later date when all parties are sober, and that he just expected her to reflect solemnly on his wise words. I kinda agree that it totally was escalating the drunken drama, but a forty year old needs to have the prerogative to eject people from his home if they're being idiots. No "chinese whispers"/"telephone game" type of indirectness, just telling the person to their face that they're out. She was so out of line that even her own husband isn't sticking up for her, it's just a quibbling over deleted texts. Which kinda goes back to telling people poo poo to their face.
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Dec 19, 2017 06:21
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Oh, to be 19 again...not my (19m) gf (19f) slept with someone during a break and I’m having trouble moving past it quote:I don’t really know where to start but this whole situations been on my mind for over a month now and I don’t know what to do, so here it is I guess. Basically, 8 months ago, I meet this girl at a party, she’s cute as hell, funny, interesting, easy to get a long with, and we just clicked instantly. We talk for a bit, hang out a few times, go on a date, and another party comes up. We’re both in a small major at our school so parties don’t happen too often, but anyway the last party of the year comes up, and she and I are both going. We hang out for a bit at the party, have fun and then she disappears for a while. I’m pretty drunk at this point so I don’t think too much about it. After the party I find out she left the party to gently caress some other dude. It sucks, I’m bummed, I pretty much write her off.
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Dec 19, 2017 09:36
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You mean the girl who threatened to dump him if he didn't let her bone another dude already had another dude set up to bone??? 
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Dec 19, 2017 10:04
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He shoulda bangrd another girl
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Dec 19, 2017 10:09
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Hmm, let's see how I get to cheat on my partner scot-free. *writes "let's go on a break" on one side of a coin and "let's open the relationship" on the other, throws it in the air*
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Dec 19, 2017 10:17
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Palpek posted:Oh, to be 19 again...not I mean I know he's 19 and obviously a bit wet behind the ears, but jfc there isn't even an ounce of nuance as to what was going on there. He's a passenger on Amtrak 501.
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Dec 19, 2017 11:16
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The sadness train is leaving the station *depressing horn noise*
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Dec 19, 2017 14:06
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Also way late, but that shaving leg guy is probably just embarrassed and giving non-answers because he likes the feel of shaved legs and thinks that's not very manly. I say enjoy those buttery smooth pegs my man, even if lying in bed feels like sliding a warm pile of hotdogs writhing on top of each other. e: requesting namechange to buttery smooth pegs
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Dec 19, 2017 14:09
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Palpek posted:Hmm, let's see how I get to cheat on my partner scot-free. *writes "let's go on a break" on one side of a coin and "let's open the relationship" on the other, throws it in the air* Unfortunately the coin lands directly on the edge, which is "ridiculous self ownage". Jeza posted:Also way late, but that shaving leg guy is probably just embarrassed and giving non-answers because he likes the feel of shaved legs and thinks that's not very manly. I say enjoy those buttery smooth pegs my man, even if lying in bed feels like sliding a warm pile of hotdogs writhing on top of each other. Bikers and runners shave their legs all the time, I don't know why he would have a hangup with that. Just tell everybody he's training for a 5k!
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Dec 19, 2017 14:11
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Vargatron posted:Unfortunately the coin lands directly on the edge, which is "ridiculous self ownage". Yeah, but he doesn't want to lie to his partner because she knows he's not in training for anything. So non-answer is the only way.
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Dec 19, 2017 14:16
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Vargatron posted:Unfortunately the coin lands directly on the edge, which is "ridiculous self ownage". Cyclists. Big. loving. Difference.
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Dec 19, 2017 14:33
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Vargatron posted:Unfortunately the coin lands directly on the edge, which is "ridiculous self ownage". Where’s the self part? that girl owned the poo poo out of her boyfriend twice.
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Dec 19, 2017 14:38
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My [27F] boyfriend [27M] knows I don't want to get married, but proposed publicly anyway. I'm humiliated and angry. Should I end the relationship?quote:My boyfriend and I have been dating for three years. I've explained very clearly that I am not interested in getting married, not just to him but in general. It just is not and never has been something I've wanted to do. About seven months ago we had a serious talk about it, and he said that he absolutely wants to get married. I said I understood if it was a deal breaker and that I love him, but I'll respect his decision if he feels like he needs to find someone who wants to get married. He basically said no way, he wants us to stay together.
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Dec 19, 2017 15:15
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Palpek posted:My [27F] boyfriend [27M] knows I don't want to get married, but proposed publicly anyway. I'm humiliated and angry. Should I end the relationship? Haha what? Who spends thousands of dollars on a listening comprehension course?
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Dec 19, 2017 15:23
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All I can imagine is a guy spending thousands of dollars for a movie style proposal and the girl rejecting him, dunking on him so hard that her entire extended family leaves her for the sheer brutality
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Dec 19, 2017 15:26
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Blade Runner posted:All I can imagine is a guy spending thousands of dollars for a movie style proposal and the girl rejecting him, dunking on him so hard that her entire extended family leaves her for the sheer brutality Why imagine when that's exactly what happened? I can't imagine hating the concept of marriage so hard that I'd go that far, but props to her anyway. He's a big moron for going explicitly against her wishes, although I hope it was the move of a hopeless romantic who underestimated her hatred of marriage rather than a cynical "put you on the spot" scenario to get what he wanted.
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Dec 19, 2017 15:45
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Palpek posted:My [27F] boyfriend [27M] knows I don't want to get married, but proposed publicly anyway. I'm humiliated and angry. Should I end the relationship? Surprise public proposals are coercion.
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Dec 19, 2017 15:46
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I'm betting it was an idea of the guy's friend who was like "brah, you just have to propose to her in front of the entire family, all chicks want to get married, they just won't admit it openly, I'm telling you". At least that's what would complete the story for me.
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Dec 19, 2017 15:57
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A wedding proposal seems like it'd be a personal, private thing anyway. Unless the girl/guy has heavily dropped hints that they want it done over dinner or something like that.
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Dec 19, 2017 15:57
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Everybody knows the correct and mature way to propose to your partner is to make a Powerpoint deck that outlines the numerous tax benefits that come with being a married couple. e: lol, proposal idiot and this one should probably trade partners. I'm [30F] tired of waiting for my bf [30M] of 14 yrs to propose. quote:Throwaway for obvious reasons. I know I sound crazy, but hear me out. I've been with my boyfriend since high school (14+ years now; we're both 30). In these 14 years, we have been through a lot together (college, graduations, moves to different cities, getting an apartment together, sharing pets, vacations, familial ups and down, etc.). I've been extremely understanding that he may have some hardships, and try to temper my expectations accordingly. We've talked about the future for a long time, including timeline, wedding, kids, etc. I told him in August of this year that I was tired of waiting, and that I'd like to get married next year - which he agreed to. If we get married next year, I told him that I'd want to get engaged this year so I have a year to plan. Theophany fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Dec 19, 2017 |
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Dec 19, 2017 16:02
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I'm going to get shitfaced drunk and propose via the jumbo-tron at a baseball game.
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Dec 19, 2017 16:09
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Palpek posted:I'm betting it was an idea of the guy's friend who was like "brah, you just have to propose to her in front of the entire family, all chicks want to get married, they just won't admit it openly, I'm telling you". At least that's what would complete the story for me. It's me, I was the friend
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:I'm going to get shitfaced drunk and propose via the jumbo-tron at a baseball game. very classy, I am sure she will love it and be very happy 
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Dec 19, 2017 16:11
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Theophany posted:Everybody knows the correct and mature way to propose to your partner is to make a Powerpoint deck that outlines the numerous tax benefits that come with being a married couple. Why is it that proposing to him is never an option?
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Dec 19, 2017 16:12
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Dienes posted:Why is it that proposing to him is never an option? I'm guessing the bit about being conservative as hell Southerners means that tradition is the reason.
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Dec 19, 2017 16:13
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Theophany posted:Everybody knows the correct and mature way to propose to your partner is to make a Powerpoint deck that outlines the numerous tax benefits that come with being a married couple. Oh 👏🏻 my 👏🏻 god JUST PROPOSE TO HIM YOU IDIOT! “Big Southern family.....” Oh. Well then enjoy wallowing in passive aggressive misery while you wait for your lazy rear end boyfriend to finally propose after FOURTEEN GODDAMNED YEARS. Jesus, poo poo or get off the pot already....
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Dec 19, 2017 16:14
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propose shirtless, drunk, and singing the riff from iron man
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Dec 19, 2017 16:14
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Dienes posted:Why is it that proposing to him is never an option? "Both from big, Southern conservative families"
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lmao he totally does not want to get married and when February rolls around she will realize she has now wasted 14 years of her life waiting for this shmuck
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Dec 19, 2017 16:17
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It's one of those stories that end with the guy breaking it off a week before the wedding, isn't it.
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Palpek posted:It's one of those stories that end with the guy breaking it off a week before the wedding, isn't it. You may be on to something... Is he a timelord? After 6 months together, my (31F) boyfriend (22M) left me. quote:I came home to find my spare key in an envelope taped to my door. He left me a note. In it, I found out that everything I had known was a lie.
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Dec 19, 2017 16:23
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A guy in super early 20s is an immature shithead and way over his head after a 6 month relationship with a 30 year old woman who has totally different life priorities - who could have foreseen this? Reverse age gap problems.
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Dec 19, 2017 16:34
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I can't be the only one who thought the absolute worst part of it all was the total disregard for security in leaving a key taped to the front door?
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Dec 19, 2017 16:38
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Theophany posted:I can't be the only one who thought the absolute worst part of it all was the total disregard for security in leaving a key taped to the front door? A locked door is not much of an obstacle
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Palpek posted:A guy in super early 20s is an immature shithead and way over his head after a 6 month relationship with a 30 year old woman who has totally different life priorities - who could have foreseen this? Reverse age gap problems. Yeah, she seems to be a bit melodramatic over what was in the end just a 6 month relationship. The homewrecker.
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