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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



cash crab posted:



Hello everyone

ok u deserve this open faced sandwich

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Failed Nihilist
Apr 10, 2015

The Saddest Rhino posted:

ok u deserve this open faced sandwich



Depending on what's on the pizza, that's a solid would.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Failed Nihilist posted:

Depending on what's on the pizza, that's a solid would.

Some nice warm hummus would be really great with a Greek pizza, with olives and feta and artichoke etc.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Elysiume posted:

LAST CHANCE for our new pizza with CRUSTY CRUST, SAUCEY SAUCE, and CHEESY CHEESE

Welp, not buying it without MEATY REALMEAT!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

ToxicFrog posted:

Apropos of this, my kid's preschool class collaborated on a pizza recipe. I am sure that the pizza anarchists that inhabit this thread will appreciate it.

SQUIGZ! DAT'S DAH PIZZIEST PIZZA EVA! I'M DAH BIGGEST SO I'MS DA RIGHTEST!

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Samizdata posted:

SQUIGZ! DAT'S DAH PIZZIEST PIZZA EVA! I'M DAH BIGGEST SO I'MS DA RIGHTEST!

DOZ SOUND LIKE PIZZAH RULES. DAH ARENT NO PIZZA RULES. :orks101:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Failed Nihilist posted:

Depending on what's on the pizza, that's a solid would.

What would make it a wouldn't?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

bob dobbs is dead posted:

What would make it a wouldn't?

Whipped cream

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Candy canes.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Oh, poo poo, uh

Scorpions, fire, wet cigarettes, pigeon meat (raw), sand, Metamucil, score of rubber dolls that all look like me

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
This is AFP to me, probably no one else. Yesterday was "beef burger day" in our school's cafeteria. The hamburgers had no buns, for health reasons, but they did have an enormous vat of mayonnaise on the salad bar for kids to adorn their burgers. So, kids being kids, they buried their burgers in thick, shelf-stable cellulite. It was loving disgusting.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
So it's just a hamburger patty sitting on a plate with a bunch of mayo on it? Even for cafeteria food that sounds dire.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Reminds me of the 'salad and pasta bar' we had at my high school, you got a plate and then whatever else you could fit on it including pasta, salad, sauce, bread, desert, fruit...etc. The idea was your could make a well rounded lunch if you didn't like what the normal cafeteria was serving.

It was a well intentioned experiment, but turns out that everyone just drowns their pasta in either marinara or alfredo and slaps on like half a loaf of bread and a few brownies, maybe add a salad layer to it in there, to keep away from the sauce until they get to their seat.

There were some pretty creative layers.

e: my fav was base of pasta/meat sauce, layer of bread, salad w/ dressing and then some deserts that might get some ranch of them but it was worth it.

Plinkey has a new favorite as of 08:08 on Dec 19, 2017

Failed Nihilist
Apr 10, 2015

bob dobbs is dead posted:

What would make it a wouldn't?

With hummus? Pineapple.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Samizdata posted:

MEATY REALMEAT!
CRUD BONEMEAL!
LUMP BEEFBROTH!
BIG MCLARGEHUGE!

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The hamburgers had no buns, for health reasons,

What the poo poo?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost


quote:

Microwave cheese pizza with added turkey lunch meat and a pickled carrot topping

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

ToxicFrog posted:

Apropos of this, my kid's preschool class collaborated on a pizza recipe. I am sure that the pizza anarchists that inhabit this thread will appreciate it.
and a partridge in a pear tree

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



would

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Maintaining your position in the centre of the bingo card there

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Grognan posted:

DOZ SOUND LIKE PIZZAH RULES. DAH ARENT NO PIZZA RULES. :orks101:

I'M DA BIGGEST SO I'S DA RIGHTEST! 'SIDES DA'S NOT A RULE, DA'S A FACK! SQUIGGIEST PIZZA IS DA BEST PIZZA! :orks101:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Schubalts posted:

What the poo poo?

Cafeteria is run by the nutballs from the paleo diet thread

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Pham Nuwen posted:

"Honey drink with basil seeds" from the Indian grocery store. I bought it because I know some people in this thread hate weird poo poo floating in their drinks. My lunch pictured in the background.





It was pretty good, actually. I liked the honey flavor and the texture of the seeds was neat. It was really overpoweringly sweet, though. I got sick of the sweetness about halfway through the glass and poured out the last 1/3 or so.

since no one else did, i'm calling you out on your lunch of crackers and tinned something

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The hamburgers had no buns, for health reasons,

also posted:

but they did have an enormous vat of mayonnaise on the salad bar

:crossarms:

Aesop Poprock posted:

Cafeteria is run by the nutballs from the paleo diet thread

Most shelf-stable mayo is loaded with soy oil, which murders any and all paleo aspirations. There is literally no way I can see the burgers being bunless that the mayonnaise doesn't instantly invalidate, unless there was a wheat plague. Maybe gluten intolerance/allergies?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
There are two vats of bread, white and whole-wheat. No idea why there aren't buns; health or gluten were my only two guesses.

Lunch is usually really good. Full salad bar, 2-3 protein choices, dessert is almost always fresh fruit. I just think a big, blorpy vat of condiments is a bad idea for little ones.

E: today's lunch. Mayonnaise-free, thank God. Salad with some cold cuts, roasted peppers and carrots, lentil veggie stew, and a dank hunk of pineapple that I ate like a starving werewolf. Today was two-kinds-of-fish day, which was some BULLSHIT but ok.

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 13:53 on Dec 19, 2017

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

'Salad' (seriously what) with cold cuts is some unimaginative bullshit.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Have you seen the other school dinners posted in this thread, that's some gourmet poo poo by comparison.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Oh no I remember from my own formative years how deep that rabbit-hole goes. For example, our school cafeteria started mixing pineapple with beans because the pineapple by itself was too popular.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



FFT posted:

since no one else did, i'm calling you out on your lunch of crackers and tinned something

It's a tin of King Oscar sardines. drat tasty.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

MiddleOne posted:

'Salad' (seriously what) with cold cuts is some unimaginative bullshit.

I ran out of room on my tray! It's a salad bar; I also had shredded beets, tomatoes, and hard-boiled eggs in there. LAY OFF ME ENSALADA.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

MiddleOne posted:

our school cafeteria started mixing pineapple with beans because the pineapple by itself was too popular.
I cannot stop laughing at this, oh my god. "the kids are enjoying fruit too much! mix with motherfucking beans so they ignore it and go back to good old honest burgers & fries like god intended!" :patriot:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:

There are two vats of bread, white and whole-wheat. No idea why there aren't buns; health or gluten were my only two guesses.

Lunch is usually really good. Full salad bar, 2-3 protein choices, dessert is almost always fresh fruit. I just think a big, blorpy vat of condiments is a bad idea for little ones.

E: today's lunch. Mayonnaise-free, thank God. Salad with some cold cuts, roasted peppers and carrots, lentil veggie stew, and a dank hunk of pineapple that I ate like a starving werewolf. Today was two-kinds-of-fish day, which was some BULLSHIT but ok.



Do you work in a children's prison or

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I'm the vats of bread

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I'm the vats of bread

Is a vat of bread a sandwich?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

CommonShore posted:

Is a vat of bread a sandwich?

Bread between walls of cold steel

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I'm the weirdly cut pineapple.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008
I'm all the people in this thread who look at that lunch like it's not ten times better than anything any kid from a poor American county gets served.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Do you work in a children's prison or

Yeah, the trays are a bit demoralizing.

OutsideAngel posted:

I'm all the people in this thread who look at that lunch like it's not ten times better than anything any kid from a poor American county gets served.

Honestly, it's pretty good. Then again, I've managed to eat three meals in a Chinese school cafeteria, so I may not be the best judge of food.

e: Tried to find a pic, but nothing looks like the fetid slop I ate.

Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 17:38 on Dec 19, 2017

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


OutsideAngel posted:

I'm all the people in this thread who look at that lunch like it's not ten times better than anything any kid from a poor American county gets served.
loving seriously. I don't know if it's still that way, but when I lived in California kids in public schools got literal prison food.

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

LogicalFallacy posted:

loving seriously. I don't know if it's still that way, but when I lived in California kids in public schools got literal prison food.
In my high school we also got literal prison food because both the school and the prison mass ordered from GFS, which is a restaurant supplier/wholesaler. I stop in there whenever I'm back in Michigan and load up on costco-sized everything for cheap.

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