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theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Countblanc posted:

that's fair, but also, this is the funniest poo poo ever



Try holding your hands like that lady for more than a second.

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
She kills the male after mating.

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
my favorite part about megatokyo leetspeak is that it's like, far beyond the pale. even when people used leetspeak it was "sh1t l1k3 th15", people weren't making loving ascii letters to fill in the blanks or whatever. it's like someone's mom saw an AOL chatroom once or twice and then needed to recreate it from memory a month later

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Look, all that public domain art they use doesn't come cheap.

Nah, make it Precision and Agility.
And sometimes things happen/attacks miss you purely by happenstance, so let's add Luck, too.

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
Having it spoken out loud is a further exaggeration that doesn't make much sense upon a moment's reflection... well, it was a different time. :rolleyes:

Blasphemeral
Jul 26, 2012

Three mongrel men in exchange for a party member? I found that one in the Faustian Bargain Bin.

theironjef posted:

Try holding your hands like that lady for more than a second.

Wow, yeah, that feels really loving weird; and yet, it's all over anime.

Agent Rush
Aug 30, 2008

You looked, Junker!
Apparently, I backed Alas Vegas as the book just came in today. Where was the PDF distributed? I can't seem to find the e-mail talking about it.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."

Agent Rush posted:

Apparently, I backed Alas Vegas as the book just came in today. Where was the PDF distributed? I can't seem to find the e-mail talking about it.

I think the links got sent to backers a while back. If you didn't get yours you should be able to ping James Wallis on Facebook or RPGnet with your latest address.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Boy howdy am I tired of seeing alignment memes.

gtrmp
Sep 29, 2008

Oba-Ma... Oba-Ma! Oba-Ma, aasha deh!

Plutonis posted:

Is there any RPG with the colonial americas as a setting.

Atlas Games' d20 setting Northern Crown is set in a fantasy alt-history version of colonial America. It's kinda-sorta set in the same world as Nyambe: African Adventures, which was even more explicitly ahistorical.

Tsilkani
Jul 28, 2013

Halloween Jack posted:

She kills the male after mating.

With males like that, who wouldn't?

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

Lurdiak posted:

Boy howdy am I tired of seeing alignment memes.

Same

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!
My roommate begins basically all her rpg anecdotes by trelling me the respective characters' alignments. It's a poison

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
This new thread title is a bit crass no matter who you have for a lawyer.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Everyone knows the best RPG meme jokes are "I rolled a natural 1/20 and..." ones.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

I dont recognize any aligmnent chart that doesn't include "Bride" and "Summer".

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I've come around to the point where I find alignment is a neat tool to characterize the world and NPC s, just not PCs and their stuff.

Moriatti
Apr 21, 2014

Guys why does the Spongebob TCG have a 28 page rulebook.
Also why are the boosters only 9 to a pack? What a rip-off!

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I thought 9 to a pack was pretty standard for licensed CCGs.

Moriatti
Apr 21, 2014

Kwyndig posted:

I thought 9 to a pack was pretty standard for licensed CCGs.

DBZ/Buffy is 12, Pokemon is 11, Star Trek was 15(!)

Of course, none of those games run a 25 min for their decks.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Grimmerspace sounds extremely Vin Diesel.

slap me and kiss me
Apr 1, 2008

You best protect ya neck
The Grimspace is extremely grimdark and grimcold. No-one can hear you grimscream.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
Looks like we have to wait until July 2021 for our D&D movie masterpiece.

http://ew.com/movies/2017/12/18/dungeons-dragons-gi-joe-release-dates

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
They should do like a D&D cinematic universe where every member of Fell's Five gets their own movie before they all come together into a single one.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
The D&D movie should be an anthology of the lives of five nerds as they go about their day before game. You see them suffer in different ways from anxiety and external failure. You see them bored with their humdrum life. You see them suffer from depression and other such things. Then the game starts... And you see the fantasy world from their perspective where they overcome they are adversities in fantasy. Then the game ends, and nothing changes and the day repeats because they never learn. Ever.

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lurdiak posted:

Boy howdy am I tired of seeing alignment memes.
True sophisticates like myself only laugh at political compass memes.

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

The Crotch posted:

True sophisticates like myself only laugh at political compass memes.

I prefer political compass memes because they're 45% more likely to come from people who actually get the joke

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Covok posted:

The D&D movie should be an anthology of the lives of five nerds as they go about their day before game. You see them suffer in different ways from anxiety and external failure. You see them bored with their humdrum life. You see them suffer from depression and other such things. Then the game starts... And you see the fantasy world from their perspective where they overcome they are adversities in fantasy. Then the game ends, and nothing changes and the day repeats because they never learn. Ever.

my dude, are you okay

do you need to talk to somebody

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Antivehicular posted:

my dude, are you okay

do you need to talk to somebody

Covok gets probated for his constant nihilism posting in c-spam now, so apparently he decided to switch forums

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Antivehicular posted:

my dude, are you okay

do you need to talk to somebody

Werner Hertzog directs D&D.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012


Hell yeah

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The Blade Trinity of TRPGs

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


Wait, that's real?

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Ego Trip posted:

Wait, that's real?

Yes and he nabbed Dan "Homer Simpson" Castellaneta as well

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
If you can pay scale plus 50-200%, the actors don't care where the money comes from. I can assure you every one of those folks has worked on projects crappier than I'm Sad Murder Porn.

The Malthusian
Oct 30, 2012

Ego Trip posted:

Wait, that's real?

It needs to raise $70000 more in 4 days to become real, so we are probably safe.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

I think my only takeaway from that is that LaMarche is probably gonna do his Orson Welles voice for the dwarf character and all things considered that'd actually be pretty great. It wouldn't make me care about it, but I'd be fine with that choice.

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Hostile V posted:

I think my only takeaway from that is that LaMarche is probably gonna do his Orson Welles voice for the dwarf character and all things considered that'd actually be pretty great. It wouldn't make me care about it, but I'd be fine with that choice.
I just wanna hear him say "what luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard" in as many contexts as possible.

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