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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

pubic works project posted:

Hahahaha is this the 2nd year in a row no Colts players made the Pro Bowl?

Hilton was robbed last year but this year they have nobody who's played well all year.

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Timby posted:

Belichick has banned Brady's quack of a fitness guru from the sidelines, revoked his access to the team plane, and barred him from treating any other player than Brady at Gillette Stadium.

thank god

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Now revoke the lease on the TB12 clinic please.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

pubic works project posted:

Hahahaha is this the 2nd year in a row no Colts players made the Pro Bowl?

3rd year in a row for the Bears!

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
No Joe Thomas :smith: it doesn't feel right.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Hmm yes James Develin has done a super job of catching 6 passes this year which means he makes the Pro Bowl while the FB in front of the league's best rushing attack who punched 2 TD's in last week gets snubbed.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm coming to the realization that the loving Rams are going to have a real shot at winning a Super Bowl just 2 years after loving their fans over in St Louis and moving to a place that does not give 2 shits about them. And that pisses me off.

LA got their team back.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



TSBX posted:

Hmm yes James Develin has done a super job of catching 6 passes this year which means he makes the Pro Bowl while the FB in front of the league's best rushing attack who punched 2 TD's in last week gets snubbed.

I don't know who you're referring to, but Develin is a very good blocking fullback who's played more snaps then any FB in the AFC this year.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Kalli posted:

I don't know who you're referring to, but Develin is a very good blocking fullback who's played more snaps then any FB in the AFC this year.

FB - Tommy Bohanon - Jacksonville -139,297 votes

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sour Diesel posted:

LA got their team back.

LA doesn't deserve sports.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

what do people think of chandler jones as dpoy? he's leading the league in sacks and (i think) TFLs, with not a lot of front 7 help around him

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This is not good.

https://deadspin.com/woman-sues-rugby-player-jarryd-hayne-claims-sexual-bat-1821448950

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Now revoke the lease on the TB12 clinic please.

Haha are you kidding that guy probably knows all the crazy poo poo that Tom is pumping into his body.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
LA stole them from Cleveland :colbert:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Carson Wentz will start in the Pro Bowl with 1 knee

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



hifi posted:

what do people think of chandler jones as dpoy? he's leading the league in sacks and (i think) TFLs, with not a lot of front 7 help around him

I think Aaron Donald probably has the lead at the moment after doing that to Russel Wilson, but it's a pretty open field with him, Calais Campbell and one of the Vikings guys and probably a bunch of others I'm forgetting. I think outside of Watt or sack record, the vote tends to get split a bunch of different ways.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Pro-Bowl Rosters Announced


Made it
Xavier Rhodes: :)
Everson Griffin: :cool:
Anthony Barr :haw:
Adam Thielen: : :hawaaaafap:

Didn't Make It
Harrison Smith / Linval Joseph: :negative:

Edit: Otherwise about expected for quite a few positions. Although Pat Develin for FB? Do the Pats even use a FB?

Paint Crop Pro fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Dec 20, 2017

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Lol McCoy is the only Buc and he won’t play.

Happy Kamara made it though. My dude is awesome

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



OxySnake posted:

Edit: Otherwise about expected for quite a few positions. Although Pat Develin for FB? Do the Pats even use a FB?

James Develin!

And the 49ers use a FB 32% of the time, the Patriots are 2nd in the league, at just over 30% of the time.

Basically defenses went smaller and faster to combat all those 3+ WR sets everyone uses now, so the Patriots go 2 TE, FB as their base set and run on those formations.

I don't watch FB poo poo at all, the Jags guy might deserve it more, or the Chiefs guy for all I know. But Develin is the most used FB in the AFC, and what more could you ever know about another team's fullback

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Joey Freshwater posted:

Lol McCoy is the only Buc and he won’t play.

Happy Kamara made it though. My dude is awesome

Kwon, Brate, David are alternates. Grimes should've been one.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

It’s good to see people’s first exposure to Australian rugby league players who have also done things like have videos of forcing dogs to suck them off

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

I’m pretty disappointed that Telvin Smith didn’t make it :/

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

I’m pretty disappointed that Telvin Smith didn’t make it :/
I think it is absolutely ridiculous that he didn't make it.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Three pro bowlers for the Broncos (Harris, Miller, Talib)

FizFashizzle posted:

If you were wondering about his wife, Julius Peppers is doing alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73rJynTnE6E
dat booty :eyepop:

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Phobeste posted:

It’s good to see people’s first exposure to Australian rugby league players who have also done things like have videos of forcing dogs to suck them off

I uhhhhhhh...was happier not knowing that.

But I was aware of this: :nws: :nws: :nws: it's a dude pissing in his own mouth https://deadspin.com/rugby-team-cuts-player-for-photo-of-him-pissing-into-hi-1597604524

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Von Miller and chain snatching badass Aqib Talib made the Pro Bowl :toot:

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm coming to the realization that the loving Rams are going to have a real shot at winning a Super Bowl just 2 years after loving their fans over in St Louis and moving to a place that does not give 2 shits about them. And that pisses me off.

Lol, there is a very high chance I would've been a Rams fan if the team never left.

e: I am will always be a Broncos fan first, but as a Los Angelino, it is my duty to bandwagon

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Dec 20, 2017

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
but why

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Wasn't there some Australian player who used to jam his finger up other players' butts as a deliberate playing strategy? I coulda sworn I read about that dude in the SAS Wiki (RIP).

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wasn't there some Australian player who used to jam his finger up other players' butts as a deliberate playing strategy? I coulda sworn I read about that dude in the SAS Wiki (RIP).

Football players do that in piles all the time.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wasn't there some Australian player who used to jam his finger up other players' butts as a deliberate playing strategy? I coulda sworn I read about that dude in the SAS Wiki (RIP).

Clemson is in South Carolina, not Australia.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
https://twitter.com/chatham58/status/943279025010683905

ok, fess up, who is this

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wasn't there some Australian player who used to jam his finger up other players' butts as a deliberate playing strategy? I coulda sworn I read about that dude in the SAS Wiki (RIP).

Yes. This is called an oil check. It is also why any serious rugby players you see have their butthole duct taped up.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
How on earth did the Packers let Casey Hayward go

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

a neat cape posted:

How on earth did the Packers let Casey Hayward go

he was hurt a bunch and aside from his rookie year was just okay

tbh likely a scheme thing more than anything

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Hot Diggity! posted:

he was hurt a bunch and aside from his rookie year was just okay

tbh likely a scheme thing more than anything

Dom Capers.

Fire him.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Alternatively, give Capers and extension and give him MORE decision making powers.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Ctrl+F Colts

Not found.

Yup, a good Roster.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hot Diggity! posted:

he was hurt a bunch and aside from his rookie year was just okay

tbh likely a scheme thing more than anything

Correct

The scheme-caller, Ernest Dominic Capers, is staggeringly incompetent, and incredibly talented players perform medicorely in his system and go on to be All-Pro caliber players in other defenses

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Now revoke the lease on the TB12 clinic please.

But then how would we pay Tommy under the table?

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mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




That Which Squeaks posted:

But then how would we pay Tommy under the table?

'cause that boy is getting paid.

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