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Taking a picture of yourself and someone else's baby can also be good or bad depending on the circumstances
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“Im 6ft, 6inches. Btw that’s two measurements  ”
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"I'm fluent in sarcasm."
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Dec 20, 2017 05:41
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In January we are going to assemble the greatest profile ever, I can tell.
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Dec 20, 2017 05:43
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Taking a picture of yourself and someone else's baby can also be good or bad depending on the circumstances I had a photo with me holding my friend's baby titled "Here, this oughta make me look trustworthy" and it played pretty well
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Dec 20, 2017 05:44
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No black guys. I'm not racist, its just my preference.
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I have never once held a baby. I'm an only child and none of my cousins have kids so its never come up.
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Dec 20, 2017 05:46
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Take someone elses baby and take a picture.
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Dec 20, 2017 05:47
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So this is hosed up https://www.desmoinesregister.com/s...sure/844600001/
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Dec 20, 2017 05:53
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Oh, and pictures of you doing yoga in the mountains. Pictures of you naked in a mountain stream but facing away from the camera are pro though Pictures of your dog/cat are also good.
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Dec 20, 2017 05:54
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"I like to crochet sweaters for stray animals"
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Dec 20, 2017 05:59
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If I ever make a dating profile it's going to be simple as everyone I've met that knows this has been decent to good WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT IT'S NOT UNUSUAL WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
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Dec 20, 2017 06:00
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Who's your favorite Jonas brother? Mine is Jonas Hex
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Dec 20, 2017 06:15
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I see "chivalry" thrown around a lot "I want him to actually have a conversation with me instead of looking down at his phone every five minutes" "He must be friendly to waitstaff"
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Dec 20, 2017 06:17
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I don't know what the thread title actually means but I'd pay for opening day tickets for a movie starring Jim Varney as an Uber driver.
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Dec 20, 2017 06:25
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Looking for a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.
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Dec 20, 2017 06:25
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Married man seeks side chick to do all the freaky stuff the wife is afraid to do
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Dec 20, 2017 06:28
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I'm watching an old episode of Chopped and have lost count of the amount of times this Filipino-American lady has said some variation of "in my culture"
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Dec 20, 2017 06:31
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i eat rear end
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hifi posted:i eat rear end I have an extremely long tongue, something I understand women to be fond of It could be lodged directly in your colon as we speak
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Dec 20, 2017 06:35
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Get your mum to take a picture of you in your best fedora with your katana "True gentleman" All you need bruv
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Dec 20, 2017 06:37
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Hot Diggity! posted:If I ever make a dating profile it's going to be simple as everyone I've met that knows this has been decent to good *slams fist on table* god DAMMIT
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Dec 20, 2017 06:47
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gently caress
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Be sure to put in “looking for a partner in crime!” and then when you meet up make unwavering eye contact as you describe, in lurid detail, the funny games style home invasion you’ve been planning.
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Hot Diggity! posted:If I ever make a dating profile it's going to be simple as everyone I've met that knows this has been decent to good Salt and Pepper diner closed years ago.
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Dec 20, 2017 06:48
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Literally put "Shimrra Jamaane, New England Patriots fan" and wait for the requests to roll in. You don't want anyone who doesn't get that reference/isn't a Or try and hook up with a Jets fan and just hate gently caress each other, idk how to online date. 
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Dec 20, 2017 06:49
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I'm glad I fell rear end backwards into a wife because online dating seems like a lot of work Idk get drunk and lay down in the middle of a (normally) busy rear end street then go home and make out with family matters on tv. Worked for me
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Dec 20, 2017 06:53
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Do the kids still say "YOLO"? I think I'm just going to say YOLO. people that say YOLO have kids now
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Dec 20, 2017 06:53
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I say yolo all the time... Because it is the name of the county adjacent to where I live and where I currently work.
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fartknocker posted:Literally put "Shimrra Jamaane, New England Patriots fan" and wait for the requests to roll in. You don't want anyone who doesn't get that reference/isn't a I cockblocked myself with my fandom once.
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Spoeank posted:I'm glad I fell rear end backwards into a wife because online dating seems like a lot of work
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I've done Internet dating in many ways and in many forms. Main things come down to: - Make conversation. Saying "hello how are you" doesn't do poo poo compared to "hey I saw this in your profile, and found it interesting..." - don't be afraid to be a bit forward in asking to meet. After a few back and forth messages and something seems brewing, ask her out for a cup of coffee or something. Make it happen soon and don't wait too long. - basically don't be a stereotypical white fratbro and your odds go up. Be woke. - if your gut feeling tells you something is wrong, it's right. Dating in an open relationship was probably the hardest thing I did but I still made it work, somehow.
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Dec 20, 2017 07:10
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piss tape israel posted:how did you two meet She's my ex-girlfriend's sorority sister lmao We did trivia a bunch of times and ended up chatting and went from there. One of our first conversations was about her cat and the cat I missed from home and which one was better. The cats eventually moved in together 
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Dec 20, 2017 07:15
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Which one is better tho
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Dec 20, 2017 07:17
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Well my cat is dead so hers won out I suppose.
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Dec 20, 2017 07:20
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why would you own a cat when you could own a dog
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Watch The Farthest: Voyager in Space if you like space or history or space history. It's a PBS documentary on Netflix right now. Me likey.
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Dec 20, 2017 07:25
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Intruder posted:why would you own a cat when you could own a dog
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Intruder posted:why would you own a cat when you could own a dog Or you could own both. Like me! 
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pubic works project posted:Or you could own both. Like me! Well yeah I own both
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