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CellBlock posted:I mean, what if your bank uses dick prints to validate transactions?
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CellBlock posted:I mean, what if your bank uses dick prints to validate transactions? "No, sir, we don't need that signed. No, sir, that is just a balance check. Please, sir, stop signing everything. No, sir, the teller doesn't need her forehead autographed. Please, sir..."
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Samiz you fucker I'm having trouble controlling my laughter at that dumb outburst.
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BioEnchanted posted:Why did that last person use a bandaid to stick their message to the wall? Did they not have sellotape? I assumed it was supposed to be a college kid because they're all awful people and probably didn't have tape. Source: I once secured a power strip to a wall using paper and Staples because proper tools were not available.
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kimbo305 posted:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402502/Vancouver-woman-Kayla-Smith-gets-stolen-bike-seeing-sale-Craigslist.html Huh. I do like the obvious frustration the police spokesperson had. That her driving off instead of contacting the police made it impossible for them to arrest the guy, or prove anything, or prosecute the thief 
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Len posted:I assumed it was supposed to be a college kid because they're all awful people and probably didn't have tape. She pulled it off her own skin to adhere the note
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Lol, “constipated dog owner” You see, his dog is constipated, not him, no sir, that’s why he has to keep the laxatives at work so his dog doesn’t get embarrassed
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The Iron Rose posted:Huh. I do like the obvious frustration the police spokesperson had. That her driving off instead of contacting the police made it impossible for them to arrest the guy, or prove anything, or prosecute the thief Oh yes they lost the pleasure of going "Yes ma'am we will have a patrol there as soon as one is available (never) It's like those people who have theft protection on their car in the form of a GPS tracker and when the car gets stolen they assume they're going to be doing a ride-along with the police to catch up to the car.
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Heteromorphic quirks are different for example Aizawa can't cancel them.
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EmmyOk posted:Heteromorphic quirks are different for example Aizawa can't cancel them. Robert Redford nod.gif
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EmmyOk posted:Heteromorphic quirks are different for example Aizawa can't cancel them. EmmyOk posted:ah the old wrong tab-o-rooney But what does it mean?
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Elizabethan Error posted:it's still a terrible analogy(webcams don't provide entry to anything) and you're missing the point: if they can see your webcam, they're ALREADY INSIDE your computer and can access more damaging info(like login info, banking info etc.) I'm not missing the point. In the same way that the average home invasion is a crackhead looking for a quick opportunity to walk in and grab something, the average "hacking" is some idiot running a script looking for unsecured webcams. Locking your door prevents the first, covering your webcam prevents the second.
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EmmyOk posted:Heteromorphic quirks are different for example Aizawa can't cancel them. Why isn't there a heteromorphic pride day? 
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That would be annoying as hell after the first time. And what benefit does "my phone rang and no one was the wiser" provide on a standardized test? It's not like someone was texting them the answers. All he got from it was a couple chuckles' worth of mild amusement and the pedestrian belief that he's smarter than everyone regardless of objective measurement - the distilled high school experience.
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No phones allowed in SAT/ACT etc. If you're caught, the proctor is supposed to take your test and boot you.
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At first I read it as "one time my phone went off doing the act" and got really confused for a second there
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Not as smart as bringing your phone in the first place, buddy.
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This could have actually happened, I know I have been in Canberra and my phone DEFINITELY went off at least once
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MrUnderbridge posted:No phones allowed in SAT/ACT etc. If you're caught, the proctor is supposed to take your test and boot you. Seems a little unfair to make the proctor take your test for you instead
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Are there guys still like this? I would loving love for my wife to make a ton of money.
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I'm prepared to believe that this woman heard a couple arguing over money in an airport, but everything after that is prime STDH.
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youknowthatoneguy posted:Are there guys still like this? I would loving love for my wife to make a ton of money. It’s pretty nice
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youknowthatoneguy posted:Are there guys still like this? I would loving love for my wife to make a ton of money.
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How do you tell when someone is rage texting. Is he pounding his phone into the ground.
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Maybe the dog ate the gingerbread house...maybe. But that picture is more staged than Shakespeare in the park. I'm so sure the dog just sat there with a peppermint stuck to its face for as long as it took to get a piece of paper and write out the message, then take the picture.
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Fathis Munk posted:How do you tell when someone is rage texting. Is he pounding his phone into the ground. I've seen people angrily cursing to themselves while typing texts. All those "I am on twitter and describing an ongoing event" are pretty pathetic even for stdh. It's like they are admitting their life isn't interesting, so there are two possibilities: either they are telling the truth and are eavesdropping and livetexting someone else's life, or they can't come up with something interesting about their own life to lie about so they make up something they experience second-hand.
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maswastaken posted:Men so tied up in the idea of men being the breadwinners and women being the caregivers that they resent women being more successful than them? Of course there are. To be fair men are largely conditioned this way from an early age, the same as women are conditioned for gender roles too. My wife makes approximately 6x more than I do to the point she was worried when we were dating that I was going to be threatened by her salary and not want to date her. I, on the other hand, was worried that she would be disdainful of my salary and feel like I wasn’t going to be a good provider. poo poo goes both ways.
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oldpainless posted:It’s pretty nice More like oldpaidless.
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My sister called off her first engagement because the guy was very much "okay so now you'll quit school to stay at home and raise the kids we'll have and I'll bring in the money from my family's construction company." She was about halfway to getting her RN at that point, had already put in a hell of a lot of work, and she balked at the idea of dropping everything to play Susie Homemaker for this guy, which she hadn't realised she was agreeing to when he proposed. (She has since married a guy who is not a jerk, and they have one kid and another on the way, but also nobody expects her to give up her career forever to make babies.) So, yeah, I can believe that in 2017 guys with this attitude exist.
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youknowthatoneguy posted:Are there guys still like this? I would loving love for my wife to make a ton of money. Having a wealthy wife is indeed very pro
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EmmyOk posted:Heteromorphic quirks are different for example Aizawa can't cancel them. Actually iamverysmart.txt is that-a-way! -->
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poo poo, I wanted my fiancee to stay employed until we had kids because we're not exactly rich jet-setters and her paycheck in addition to mine helped support a comfortable independent life for us. She wanted to be a housewife who just stayed at home taking care of kids and cooking, so she never enjoyed working. One of the causes of the fight that led to our breakup (along with her wanting to have a fat hairy nerd boyfriend who did BDSM stuff on her in addition to marrying me, which I obviously wasn't comfortable with at all) was her suddenly quitting the regular, well-paying job I got her without notice to instead work for less money at a call center on late nights where we'd barely or never see each other on the days we both worked. And of course she left me for BDSM boyfriend and I later found out that it was a job he set up for her so they'd be working together instead. In retrospect I'm really glad that relationship ended, but I'm still bitter.
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chitoryu12 posted:poo poo, I wanted my fiancee to stay employed until we had kids because we're not exactly rich jet-setters and her paycheck in addition to mine helped support a comfortable independent life for us. She wanted to be a housewife who just stayed at home taking care of kids and cooking, so she never enjoyed working. There was a lot you really needed to let out there. 
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S....source your quotes?
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chitoryu12 posted:In retrospect I'm really glad that relationship ended, Me too.
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