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SelenicMartian posted:Chris, give your community the tank it deserves. Septic. Ben already did that. Orson Welles taxxe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ixt_t46k4Q XK fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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no_recall posted:One last one before the year ends. $3,141,592
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:48 |
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Can I get my tank with a "Don't Tread on Me" bumper sticker?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:49 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Chris, give your community the tank it deserves. Septic. Star Citizen:
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:49 |
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I hope they try to compensate for tanks being essentially useless by giving it a really uber-epic instagib gun. What happens when I drive my tank off my chariot into space? Can I just aimlessly drift forever shooting poo poo? Will the physics for such a thing be realistic? Questions like these don't need to be answered because it will never exist other than to bilk nerds.
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Free with your e: hey, why didn't they mention the racing mode? D_Smart posted:So, uhm, can I call it now? Asking for a friend. No. No you may not. Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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Scruffpuff posted:They tried that already and couldn't get it working. That never stopped them before
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:50 |
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Scruffpuff posted:No, no, no - hold my beer. A tank ... that shoots nested physics grids. I feel we could honestly knock this together in Space Engineers...
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:50 |
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Wow that's bad. Here's the last gameplay trailer for a I game I've seen as comparison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpWqKme-g_4
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:51 |
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XK posted:Does that include the Hello Kitty Dragonfly? What ever happened to Star Kitten? They actually implemented it. Yes, right now on the broken rear end PTU, you can spawn a Dragonfly with the Star Kitten skin.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:51 |
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thatguy posted:I hope they try to compensate for tanks being essentially useless by giving it a really uber-epic instagib gun. What happens when I drive my tank off my chariot into space? Can I just aimlessly drift forever shooting poo poo? Will the physics for such a thing be realistic? If any FPS engine based games taught me anything is that you can propel your tank to fly by firing the turret backwards. So I'd imagine there will be a goon space tank squadron spam firing backwards to fly the horde of tanks through space until we discover a poor citizen miner to gank. At which point we all surround him and then slowly rotate the turrets forward for 30 seconds of suspense. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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Codezombie posted:I was around in the 80's, the 80's sucked. I'm glad it's gone. I do sometimes miss the hair styles though.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:54 |
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Wow that's bad. Here's the last gameplay trailer for a I game I've seen as comparison: I imagine things at CIG must be awkward. It's hard to believe EVERYONE there has bad taste. So they poo poo out a trailer like this and all have to glance askew at each other, trying to dynamically gauge which ones realize it's pure distilled poo poo and which of them are fully down with the Kool-Aid. Then comes the Autist King, and they have to present His Majesty with something that's been giving them douche-chills for the past several months, and deep inside they wish he'd also realize how poo poo it is, but when he smiles and says "It's just as I envisioned it" they all have their own visions of CribbityBobbityBoo getting a visit from Stimpire Invigilation teams.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:55 |
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The Titanic posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Op3QLzMgSY
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:55 |
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So how is work on that linux version, professional mod tools and pvp slider coming?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:58 |
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Krycek posted:So how is work on that linux version, professional mod tools and pvp slider coming? Two weeks
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:58 |
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"PVP slider, what's that?"
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:59 |
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Kosumo posted:Well I for one, always knew this was going to tank hard (just not like that). Star Citizen: It's going to tank hard
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:01 |
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Modular cargo arm? seriously this is getting lame mister Archer
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:02 |
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mjotto posted:Star Citizen: It's going to tank hard lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:02 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:Please buy a Space Tank everyone Haha, how fidelitorious are these tanks going to be? It took War Thunder a couple years to get their tank game settled down. Just check out any War Thunder video and see how much technical debt they just took on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyvF3iaqJO0&t=16s
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:03 |
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Here comes the bank! Oops I meant TANK, yeah, tank. Make a tank. Now.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:04 |
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How much for the archered Hello Kitty skin for the tanks?
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Virtual Captain posted:lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:06 |
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big nipples big life posted:Here comes the bank! Oops I meant TANK, yeah, tank. Make a tank. I guess the joke's on us after all. A simple typo had us all aflutter over a run-of-the-mill tank loan.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:07 |
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Rad Russian posted:If any FPS engine basedgames taught me anything is that you can propel your tank to fly by firing the turret backwards. So I'd imagine there will be a goon space tank squadron spam firing backwards to fly the horde of tanks through space until we discover a poor citizen miner to gank. At which point we all surround him and then slowly rotate the turrets forward for 30 seconds of suspense. I remember how much optimism goons had back when the game was first announced. Given the attitude and disposition of the star citizen faithful, the griefing opportunities seemed boundless
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:08 |
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Scruffpuff posted:No, no, no - hold my beer. A tank ... that shoots nested physics grids. Which then recursively get used for capital ship warfare. Subsumption! loving genius idea, we need to start writting this stuff down.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:09 |
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nwo hatchet man posted:I remember how much optimism goons had back when the game was first announced. Given the attitude and disposition of the star citizen faithful, the griefing opportunities seemed boundless We could never be better at griefing citizens than CIG anyway.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:09 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I imagine things at CIG must be awkward. It's hard to believe EVERYONE there has bad taste. So they poo poo out a trailer like this and all have to glance askew at each other, trying to dynamically gauge which ones realize it's pure distilled poo poo and which of them are fully down with the Kool-Aid.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:09 |
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There's more gameplay in the cheaper fish tank.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:13 |
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https://www.tweaktown.com/news/55627/crytek-receive-500m-investment-turkish-gov/index.html Crytek is not broke, turns out...
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:13 |
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Proof that Derek Smart has infiltrated the Turkish Government and manipulated them into supporting Crytek as part of his mad campaign against Star Citizen. Tall Poppy Syndrome at work.
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Midnight Voyager posted:https://www.tweaktown.com/news/55627/crytek-receive-500m-investment-turkish-gov/index.html $500 million is nearly enough to build 30% of Star Citizen.
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The Saddest Robot posted:Proof that Derek Smart has infiltrated the Turkish Government and manipulated them into supporting Crytek as part of his mad campaign against Star Citizen. Turkey? More like Derkey Smerky.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:16 |
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XK posted:It looks like they're both still up? They're still up but that banner was changed on minus 5 iq's twitter. Seems they got some sort of warning.
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The Saddest Robot posted:Proof that Derek Smart has infiltrated the Turkish Government and manipulated them into supporting Crytek as part of his mad campaign against Star Citizen. Mere Dunning-Kruger gish-gallop
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:18 |
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Abuminable posted:$500 million is nearly enough to build 30% of Star Citizen. This, so much this.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:19 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Turkey? More like Derkey Smerky. Got'em!
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:20 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Chris, give your community the tank it deserves. Septic. Septic Tank Girl, starring Sandi Gardiner
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Thoatse posted:Septic Tank Girl, starring Sandi Gardiner The role she was born to play.
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