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weird Asian candy posted:*runs up to the chat thread as fast as he can* time to pound the hell out of it to make up for lost time.
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weird Asian candy posted:*runs up to the chat thread as fast as he can* can we have a meeting to discuss need to eliminate this single point of failure IMO
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Joey Freshwater posted:I had a guy that worked at the Verizon store look me dead in the eye and tell me that cell service would be worse in the summer because there were leaves on the trees and they block some of the signal. It's better in the winter because snow is white, so it reflects the signal around better.
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Quiet Feet posted:cheer up Steve Scalise I apologize this is totally inappropriate. These songs just keep going through my head whenever someone mentions Scalise. I have nothing against him, much like the front panel of his briefs.
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The worst thing today was 90 minutes on an all in one printer and copier. "Copier paper jam" I had to disassemble the thing to the point where I started forgetting how to put it back together. I started taking pics after I took each piece off so I had a reference. fixed it though
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Ehud posted:can we have a meeting to discuss We actually do have Century Link as a backup, but when we moved into the new building we found out CL basically cut the lines into our building from the street and want us to pay some extravagant amount to have them rerun the lines. I want fiber damnit!
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Good work fixing the Cox, everyone. I'd like the root cause corrective action report in my inbox by end of week. -s
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reply all Is email working again now? Please advise
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I may be late to the party but I am super excited for "Bright" and I can't explain why
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Quiet Feet posted:I have nothing against him, much like the front panel of his briefs.
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Quiet Feet posted:I have nothing against him, much like the front panel of his briefs. lmao
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Joey Freshwater posted:I had a guy that worked at the Verizon store look me dead in the eye and tell me that cell service would be worse in the summer because there were leaves on the trees and they block some of the signal. I mean it's technically true. Trees are actually a problem when choosing cell sites but I am 100% sure that guy didn't mean it that way lol
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Ehud posted:The worst thing today was 90 minutes on an all in one printer and copier. Why didn't you just scream at it and hit random buttons like the manual says
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Since we're aping PYF today: post your favorite "not really professional/appropriate" signature poo poo your co-workers put at the bottom of their emails. I particularly like the ones that are passive-aggressively religious Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Dec 20, 2017 |
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Today we replaced all of our Xerox's with their new Altalinks, and for once they are a massive improvement. Leperflesh posted:Whenever I'm in a large (like 20+ people) Zoom conference for work, there's inevitably about a half-dozen people who have taped something over their laptop's camera instead of just disabling video in the conference. Naturally they're also working from home and consuming bandwidth to upload video of the backside of a piece of tape. And whenever that person speaks on the call, the main window switches to a square showing their piece of tape. tape is foolproof and set-it-and-forget-it https://www.grahamcluley.com/webcam-spying-without-turning-led-researchers-prove-possible/
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I knew of a guy at my last job who decided to be funny when he took a day off. His auto-reply was "I'm out office on Friday, please speak to x if you have an urgent need, otherwise go gently caress yourself." He merely got a write up. Prevented him from being promoted for awhile!
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Leperflesh posted:Since we're aping PYF today: post your favorite "not really professional/appropriate" signature poo poo your co-workers put at the bottom of their emails. Confidentiality Notice: This e-mail message is intended for the person to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged material. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message. If you are the intended recipient but do not wish to receive communications through this medium, please so advise the sender immediately. Thank you. DISCLAIMER regarding attached items: This document has been prepared by the City Engineering Division as a guide for minimum level design standards. There may be situations where additional engineering is required to ensure a durable and safe product. Any modification to these standards must first be approved in writing by the City Engineer. Any costs associated with the modifications will be at the expense of the owner, developer or contractor, including additional engineering costs. The City does not guarantee the accuracy or completeness of any information contained herein. The City shall not be responsible for any errors, omissions, or damages arising out of the use of this information. This document is published with the understanding that the City is supplying information but is not attempting to render engineering or other professional services. If such services are required, the assistance of an appropriate professional should be commissioned. Call 48 hours before you dig to OUPS 1-800-362-2764 or 8-1-1
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Leperflesh posted:Since we're aping PYF today: post your favorite "not really professional/appropriate" signature poo poo your co-workers put at the bottom of their emails. My old boss set her default email text to comic sans
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:My old boss set her default email text to comic sans This is good and shows your boss is super smart.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:tape is foolproof and set-it-and-forget-it Yeah. On the other hand, these are work machines with internal-only data on them: if the machine is compromised, then we've got bigger problems. So the main concern is probably my employer spying on them via webcam, which, again, if you think your employer is doing that to you, maybe quit that job?
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I once got sent an email when I wasn't the intended recipient. It was a woman saying "hey love, look what I did? <some random screenshot of some internal system>, hope you like it, love, me." I decided to reply back "was I intended to receive this?" And she freaked out and said I wasn't. I looked her up later, and she was married to some dude outside of the company, so I'm pretty sure she admitted some sort of affair to me.
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We taped our webcams as a sign of solidarity but also because we sometimes drank beer in the office behind the curtains that blocked the security cameras
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Lmao I was just talking to my girlfriend who I assumed was home and she said "I'm getting pulled over I have to go" Goddammit woman.
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HatfulOfHollow posted:Just pick yourselves up by your bootstraps and become millionaires you bunch of loving babies. Also I feel like the mythologizing of our country's history/founding where we became a country because of taxes and this myth being hammered in our skulls until high school is why conservatism and libertarianism are such blights to our country.
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I actually read the article, and they're basically trying to show what the benefit is for millionaires because that's what the tax plan is for. Edit: they're still trying to make this sound great for middle class houses and not so much for millionaires, so gently caress em regardless.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:What were the Henry offenses supposed to mean? High Earning Not Rich Yet Basically the embarrassed millionaire syndrome where people with lots of money act and feel like they don't and align themselves with millionaires because that's how they see themselves
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Spoeank posted:High Earning Not Rich Yet I feel personally attacked
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I will be a millionaire in 25 years. If retirement savings count. Maybe. Probably not. gently caress boomer scum
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It's pretty awesome how this dipshit administration pushed tax cuts through during a booming economy which will inevitably lead to another recession and further income stratification.
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I like how literal they went with the bill. Just straight up Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Today we replaced all of our Xerox's with their new Altalinks, and for once they are a massive improvement. Reminds me of the time a school got caught spying on high school students in their bedrooms. I can't believe no one went to jail over that, there's a non zero chance they had photos of 15 year olds loving and masturbating on the school's servers.
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WHOOPS posted:I like how literal they went with the bill. Just straight up Tax Cuts and Jobs Act. That cannot be the final name as it violated senate rules. Not sure what the final version is called. Likewise the bill doesn't qualify for 2017 reconciliation so Trump cannot sign it until 2018. Note that cuts will still go into effect next year.
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Mr. Nice! posted:That cannot be the final name as it violated senate rules. Not sure what the final version is called. Renaming failed in a revote
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