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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

WHOOPS posted:

I like how literal they went with the bill. Just straight up Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.

they're not smart

also, certain companies want good pr from this

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/943622661753761793

like wells fargo is only using 2% of their windfall for wage growth

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



AT&T is giving out a union mandated bonus that was decided last week.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
right. like, AT&T’s bonus amounts to “only” $200m. meanwhile a poo poo ton of companies have already announced multi-billion dollar stock buyback plans.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Vertical Lime posted:

they're not smart

also, certain companies want good pr from this

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/943622661753761793

like wells fargo is only using 2% of their windfall for wage growth

AT&T has a merger that's being investigated so making Trump happy is in their best interest.

Boeing is always in the middle of a bunch of international trade fights so again a pliant federal gov't is in their best interest

Comcast is desperate for anything positive

Wells Fargo is in a PR hole so of course they'd do this

5/3 Bank is the most interesting one because it's not immediately apparent what the angle is.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I feel like my avatar is appropriate here

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
dilly dilly!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Vertical Lime posted:

they're not smart

also, certain companies want good pr from this

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/943622661753761793

like wells fargo is only using 2% of their windfall for wage growth

We’re gonna need a lot of guillotines

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

FizFashizzle posted:

We’re gonna need a lot of guillotines
The guillotine is too good and humane for them, the Mussolini treatment is much better, more American (baseball bats are involved), incredibly cathartic, and plus who doesn't want to gut McConnell and Ryan with bayonets?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

FizFashizzle posted:

We’re gonna need a lot of guillotines

An untapped market we can exploit! We’ll be rich!

Then be executed by our product

As is tradition of guillotnes!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







achillesforever6 posted:

The guillotine is too good and humane for them, the Mussolini treatment is much better, more American (baseball bats are involved), incredibly cathartic, and plus who doesn't want to gut McConnell and Ryan with bayonets?

There's too many people.

That poo poo would cardio.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Boeing gives out a bonus every February unless their Financials are really bad (they're not).

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Tonight's bowling league which means tonight will be good

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

FizFashizzle posted:

There's too many people.

That poo poo would cardio.
gently caress it I'm out of shape and need to work on my upper body

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Hot Diggity! posted:

Tonight's bowling league which means tonight will be good
hell yeah bowling leagues own

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/943642786418577410

So again, like the AT&T bonus, this was already planned ages ago

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

lol I hate the the GOP so so much. It is consuming me.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Skwirl posted:

Reminds me of the time a school got caught spying on high school students in their bedrooms.

I can't believe no one went to jail over that, there's a non zero chance they had photos of 15 year olds loving and masturbating on the school's servers.

Minors dont have rights

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hope paul Ryan dies

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

piss tape israel posted:

I hope paul Ryan dies

he literally has no spine

a human can't be alive without a spine

how

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

All of those missing images were probably child porn

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Minors dont have rights

If I was a parent at that school I can guarantee someone would go to jail, because it would be me, because I killed someone. The whole thing unravelled because they punished a student for doing drugs, when he was eating Mike and Ikes.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

piss tape israel posted:

I hope paul Ryan dies

Oh god, imagine if he dies like tomorrow. It'd be a Christmas miracle.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



piss tape israel posted:

hell yeah bowling leagues own

:agreed:

I need to find my shoes / ball. There has been a 4-5 year streak where I will play 3 games per year, throw poo poo on the 1st game then hit 200+ for the 2nd & 3rd.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
My trainer led off today's workout soundtrack with DMX's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He's the best :allears:

PS death to capitalism

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I'm watching Mr. Robot, I hate voice overs, I hate power fantasies, I hate nerd pandering, and I loving love this show.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Guys don’t drink and shop or you’ll end up with ridiculous poo poo like Smokey socks

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Joey Freshwater posted:

Guys don’t drink and shop or you’ll end up with ridiculous poo poo like Smokey socks



I went drunk shopping the morning after being out all night to make gingerbread houses ended up with a lot of ingredients.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I'm watching Mr. Robot, I hate voice overs, I hate power fantasies, I hate nerd pandering, and I loving love this show.

It's the best show

curious what part you think is nerd pandering tho

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I'm watching the Christmas Prince and it's worse

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


The Last Jedi is better on second viewing. And after careful consideration I’ve decided it’s my favorite Star Wars movie. There’s so much good stuff in there.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

HatfulOfHollow posted:

The Last Jedi is better on second viewing. And after careful consideration I’ve decided it’s my favorite Star Wars movie. There’s so much good stuff in there.

It's the Jurassic world of Star Wars imo

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Chiefs goons: Gary Lezak came out of the closet. I thought he was married to a lady? I dunno.

E: nope guess he's been with the same dude for 20 years.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Ehud posted:

It's the Jurassic world of Star Wars imo

Nah, they fired that guy.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
At this rate I'm probably not going to be able to see The Last Jedi until after New Year's and that bums me out :sigh: Gotta try to sneak out to a theater when I'm in SF with my family next week.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Wife and I are watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Lost in New York? How do you get lost in New York? The streets are numbered!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Spoeank posted:

Wife and I are watching Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Lost in New York? How do you get lost in New York? The streets are numbered!

Why the gently caress would two adults watch Home Alone 2 in 2017?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Skwirl posted:

Why the gently caress would two adults watch Home Alone 2 in 2017?

https://youtu.be/qmfqpOGzOhI

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

Why the gently caress would two adults watch Home Alone 2 in 2017?

Because there is still joy in our hearts? :confused:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Spoeank posted:

Because there is still joy in our hearts? :confused:

Then watch first one.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Skwirl posted:

Then watch first one.

already did friendo

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