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Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Spinster posted:

From my Goontoon thread :smaug:



:tipshat:

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
I'm starting to look forward to one month from now when all of the resignations roll in.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

never be shocked by the lack of limits sales people have when it comes to taking.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Lol Trump commuted the sentence of Sholom Rubashkin, a slaughterhouse CEO who was tried for child labor abuses as well as animal cruelty. The best people! We!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubashkin_family

So why is this guy being helped more than someone like Cyntoia Brown? :kiddo:


Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8


Left: Rabbi Hirschy Zarchi, director of Chabad at Harvard University. Right: Former student Jared Kushner.

http://crownheights.info/shlichus/564041/harvard-shliach-recalls-mencsh-jared-kushner/

i like that fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Dec 21, 2017

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Why don't I get any emails from Trump? So I can call him an rear end licker and donate .01 dollars.

Ivan Dolvich
Oct 14, 2004

Shit bag. I use all ammunition for weapon

Trump is just doing what he was elected to do which is run the country like one of his businesses. Take on massive amounts of debt that someone else gets stuck with the bill while he and his buddies get rich.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm a couple pages behind, has Burt Sexual been eaten yet?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jack-in-the-Bach posted:

Why don't I get any emails from Trump? So I can call him an rear end licker and donate .01 dollars.

I get all the 1600 press release email poo poo and I think it's because I signed one of those .gov petitions 5 years ago. Probably the one to nationalize the twinkie industry or construct a statute of Master Chief on the whitehouse lawn.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Kumo posted:

the gop is having trouble coming up with the votes necessary to keep the federal government funded past friday at midnight

http://thehill.com/policy/finance/365927-trouble-brewing-as-gop-struggles-with-spending-bill-votes

if the government shuts down the same week they passed this tax bill for billionaires, just lol

lol

and also, paul ryan looks like he's about to be assfucked in the header pic for this article



look, the dude behind him is getting his cock out

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/GaryHeinly/status/943657345799933952?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spinster posted:

From my Goontoon thread :smaug:



fuckin :lol:

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Lol Trump commuted the sentence of Sholom Rubashkin, a slaughterhouse CEO who was tried for child labor abuses as well as animal cruelty. The best people! We!

He was hiring and paying illegal immigrants under the table but I guess that's not a big deal anymore.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

lol

and also, paul ryan looks like he's about to be assfucked in the header pic for this article



look, the dude behind him is getting his cock out

Ryan claimed to have worked at McD's at some point in his youth today. Wonder if trump has figured this out and forced him to make him McD. "Ryan GET THE MACHINE!" Paul Ryan comes in in nothing but an apron and starts serving up malteds while trump is brutally raping him.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/943144103436541953?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1


quote:

McGuire and Anderson told host Derek Gilbert that they will be getting the book directly into the hands of President Trump, whom they hope will read it and follow their recommendation that he declares a national day of repentance in hopes of staving off God’s judgment on America.

“A minister friend of ours is working with the White House and members of Congress on a congressional resolution that would call for this national day of repentance,” Anderson said. “The idea is that, from the Oval Office, he would read the Lincoln proclamation, repent of America’s sins before God and there would be a day-long event. Rabbi Jonathan Cahn has agreed to do a Passover seder, Anne Graham Lotz has been praying with our minister friend that is coordinating this and many members of Congress and faith leaders are getting on board with this.”

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

what even

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Important question: Will I get the day off work so I can properly "repent", or will this be a lunch break sort of thing?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Laurenz posted:

what even

Garrison: A challenger appears

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

This is how people see it? This is proof of how deluded one can be

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

do not give that dog its proper name or you will be probated in two weeks' time

You’re right but I can’t let this go. I shouldn’t. I know but in my bones I can f-

F-F-F-human being DOG!!!

Forgive me, Gene.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I would donate my net worth to see an Obama vs Trump celebrity boxing event. If Obama wins it could go to Acorn and if Trump wins it could go to, I dunno, greens fees or getting Ivanka a tit upgrade or something.

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Obama would beat Trump's rear end with just words alone

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I hope Paul Ryan dies sooner than later from something terrible.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



does a shirtless photo of dkankdl jay tmpar even exist

like, it's easier to believe nonsense about more abstract stuff like the tax bill, but one's own lying eyes will tell ya what obama and trump's physiques are like

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

veiled boner fuel posted:

I would donate my net worth to see an Obama vs Trump celebrity boxing event. If Obama wins it could go to Acorn and if Trump wins it could go to, I dunno, greens fees or getting Ivanka a tit upgrade or something.

A train is run on Ivanka. Kushner sits in the corner, crying but also jackin off

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Trump has never been punched in the face. Anyone who has wanted to (many i am sure) would have been terrified of the impending litigation certainly to follow. Even if trump was twenty years younger obama would trounce him

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
Donald Trumpn would get his rear end kicked by a five year old. He's a loving corpse that walks.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

TIL that Ivanka Trump's name is not Ivanka, it's Ivana. I knew Ivanka meant "little Ivana" or essentially "Ivana Jr" but I thought her name was actually Ivanka.

Or maybe I'm just drunk and forgot who knows these days.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



moose face posted:

Trump has never been punched in the face. Anyone who has wanted to (many i am sure) would have been terrified of the impending litigation certainly to follow.

That and you know his head would explode like an rotten pumpkin with the slightest force so who wants to get that all over them. Ew.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Extra Large Marge posted:

Important question: Will I get the day off work so I can properly "repent", or will this be a lunch break sort of thing?

look at this bourgie over here with his fancy job and lunch breaks.


....



Three years later:

Extra Large Marge posted:

Important question: Will I get the day off work so I can properly "repent", or will this be a lunch break sort of thing?

look at this fat cat over here with his job!


Edit: Jobs, jobs JOBS. Enjoy!

TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 21, 2017

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
I have a job with 2 weeks vacation and 7 personal days. I'd like to keep it :smith:

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

Lime Tonics posted:

Bundy case: Judge declares mistrial over 2014 armed standoff

LAS VEGAS — A U.S. judge in Nevada declared a mistrial Wednesday in the case against a states' rights figure, his two sons and another man accused of leading a 2014 armed standoff with federal agents during a cattle grazing dispute.

Chief U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro in Las Vegas dismissed a jury seated last month for the long-awaited trial of Cliven Bundy, his sons Ryan and Ammon Bundy and self-styled Montana militia leader Ryan Payne.

It is the latest in a string of failed prosecutions in Nevada and Oregon against those who have opposed federal control of vast swaths of land in the American West.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bundy-standoff-judge-declares-mistrial-case-over-2014-armed-standoff-n831526?cid=public-rss_20171220

pro;tip, be a white guy and have guns and be all MAGA and you too can win!!!!

this countries hosed.

I forgot if I mentioned it here already but one of my dad's coworkers tried to go support the Bundies and somehow got in so much hot water that he's apparently not allowed to go on airplanes or pawn firearms anymore. This is the same guy who once asked me to do malware scans on his laptop and while I was trying to scrape the toolbars out of his browser there were a bunch of pinned bookmarks to Obama conspiracy videos and porn sites with sketchy names.

What I'm trying to say is I am disappointed but not surprised in my state.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Random Stranger posted:

That and you know his head would explode like an rotten pumpkin with the slightest force so who wants to get that all over them. Ew.

I am enjoying this visual

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Waffle House posted:

Three dudes that benefitted from the tax bill! :wow:

I hold no ill will towards you, but I do lol at microcosms of irony. The contrast between the masses' rightly entitled bitching and, "oh, well, I guess upward mobility now" is p great itt

You don’t understand the Hey Burt meme. And I think I’m the only one that said that I’d benefit. Even tho I don’t need it or want it and certainly didn’t vote trump. Please sit down.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Skypie posted:

I'm probs gonna start a 529 sometime in the next year or so.

That’s a good thing for ur kids.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

You don’t understand the Hey Burt meme. And I think I’m the only one that said that I’d benefit. Even tho I don’t need it or want it and certainly didn’t vote trump. Please sit down.

i will massively benefit from this tax bill relative to my income because all of my income can easily be put into an LLC and I have some real estate holdings

it still fuckin sucks and I wish all the GOP were dead

edit: yeah I should be very specific, I will pay less taxes under this bill

whether I will "benefit" as a citizen of the US overall is definitely dubious!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Nobody on these forums will benefit from the tax bill

That’s true.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s a good thing for ur kids.

Ya. We don't have kids yet, but I figure as long as we start one around the time our first is born, maybe it'll cover some tuition at a public college.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
The gist of the plan is that you get a marginal payout now, in exchange for getting your dick kicked in a few years from now.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

flashy_mcflash posted:

Riu Palace or nothing, what kind of 1%-er are you????

Trash money wanna be palace. Too big now and cheap rooms.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Lol Trump commuted the sentence of Sholom Rubashkin, a slaughterhouse CEO who was tried for child labor abuses as well as animal cruelty. The best people! We!

He actually employed 389 illegal aliens. All murderers I bet. Read it

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