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Preen Dog
Nov 8, 2017

iospace posted:

I still can't get over it.

Tanks.

Mother

loving

tanks.

Sure the whales are opening their wallets as we speak but wasn't this supposed to be a SPACE GAME?

quote:

I don't want to build a game.
I want to build a universe - CR

Preen Dog fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Dec 21, 2017

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juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


if crobbler went with a more realistic approach he coulda bilked even more money out of nerds, and they'd be glad of it.

he could have had specifically surface to orbit ships, then big space-only ships, then specifically atmospheric fighters, specifically space fighters

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

juggalo baby coffin posted:

if crobbler went with a more realistic approach he coulda bilked even more money out of nerds, and they'd be glad of it.

he could have had specifically surface to orbit ships, then big space-only ships, then specifically atmospheric fighters, specifically space fighters
TBH that'd make a lot more sense than the poo poo they've put out, because then you could at least have Shitizens going on about the surface to orbit transit services they want to offer.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/211225098?t=04m44s

quote:

...for I, Nosferatu, walk amongst you in the verse.

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Dec 21, 2017

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

The Saddest Robot posted:

I expect that the deal involves moving Crytek offices to Turkey.

Winner Winner Turkey Dinner!

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


CrazyTolradi posted:

TBH that'd make a lot more sense than the poo poo they've put out, because then you could at least have Shitizens going on about the surface to orbit transit services they want to offer.

Yeah but they'd also have to implement some systems, instead of having people noclip over to a comedically small planet

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

juggalo baby coffin posted:

Yeah but they'd also have to implement some systems, instead of having people noclip over to a comedically small planet
At least in KSP you can noclip into multiple small planets.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

juggalo baby coffin posted:

Get well soon cat!

the only tank i want to see in a game is the OGRE



There is an ogre game http://store.steampowered.com/app/517780/Ogre/

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


Keep doing what you are doing.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

FailureToReport posted:

She's playing down her current physical limitations better than Ben Lesnick!


I just want a game where I can see a proper scale one of these mother fuckers laying waste.



You could check out 40K: Final Liberation. It was a rather fun turn based strategy game inspired by Epic. And while it didn't feature the Imperator Titan, it had everything up to the Warlord, plus of course tanks, infantry etc. It even had lovely FMV cutscenes. Allthough I guess the graphics didn't age well, as it was one of those "let's use lovely 3d models instead of handpainting the sprites".

But it IS one of the better 40k computer games.

E: then again, can't be worse than SQ42 regarding the cut scenes...

tuo fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Dec 21, 2017

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





iospace posted:

I still can't get over it.

Tanks.

Mother

loving

tanks.

Sure the whales are opening their wallets as we speak but wasn't this supposed to be a SPACE GAME?

Iospace is not only fully embracing the pants-making GBS threads insanity of the Star Citizen thread but is also about to fly out to Sag A in Elite so please be gentle because the space madness has fully taken hold.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Visiting Sag A* in Elite is a very chill thing. Do it!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





juggalo baby coffin posted:

if crobbler went with a more realistic approach he coulda bilked even more money out of nerds, and they'd be glad of it.

he could have had specifically surface to orbit ships, then big space-only ships, then specifically atmospheric fighters, specifically space fighters

That was the plan for a long time. The Idris and the Javelin weren't supposed to be able to land on planets and that's why they made the Argo as a kind of shuttle/cargo ship thing. Supposedly the Hull series won't be able to land on planets with a full cargo load but uhhhh I'm gonna guess it depends on what's going to make the most money at the time of implementation.

FailureToReport
Nov 25, 2017

Warlord in training

tuo posted:

You could check out 40K: Final Liberation. It was a rather fun turn based strategy game inspired by Epic. And while it didn't feature the Imperator Titan, it had everything up to the Warlord, plus of course tanks, infantry etc. It even had lovely FMV cutscenes. Allthough I guess the graphics didn't age well, as it was one of those "let's use lovely 3d models instead of handpainting the sprites".

But it IS one of the better 40k computer games.

E: then again, can't be worse than SQ42 regarding the cut scenes...




Oh poo poo, thanks for the tip! I guess the sad thing about GW trying to pimp their IP left and right in the video game industry so many times it gets hard to keep up with them all, I feel like I'm always finding new ones I didn't know about. Going to give that one a try!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





lol someone made this for me and it owns

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



tuo posted:

E: then again, can't be worse than SQ42 regarding the cut scenes...


I didn't even know Space Marines Adeptus Astartes were available as babies.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Ghostlight posted:

I didn't even know Space Marines Adeptus Astartes were available as babies.

Have you never seen Ultramarines?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

tuo posted:

Have you never seen Ultramarines?

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Dec 21, 2017

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Foo Diddley posted:

One of the best parts about Star Citizen is how much it makes me appreciate all of the real, working games that actually exist and can be played right now

Also MAX ruled, and still does

MAX (and MAX 2) are on GOG for 3$ right now

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJb_lsVZxNg&t=169s

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
hey Chris, this just came out like yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fupYIggOq38


How much for a city-tank that can eat other people's smaller tanks for breakfast, literally? $1000? $5000? I'LL PAY ANYTHING!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






226
Nov 24, 2014

iospace posted:

This is not an empty quote.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

The Titanic posted:

I’ll be there with you the whole time, friend. :sureboat:

:wotwot:


I am going to save this video like a fine wine and watch it when I return home today



'Everything you pledged for? Is wrong."



"Rommel, you magnificent Bastard, I Archer'd your book!"

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

How can you gently caress up Hamills face so that he looks like Brad Pitt? I mean...seriously....

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
The Old Man is a cock looker.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Zakutambah posted:

Seriously? 6 more pages since this morning?

Come on guys, I do have to get some work done.

And look, you have completed the work of just posting! Congratulations!

Now do it again :getin:

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

tuo posted:

How can you gently caress up Hamills face so that he looks like Brad Pitt? I mean...seriously....

Gotta market to the girls right?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

I know where he got this idea. Crobber watched Star Trek 4 and demanded tanks for the whales.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

alphabettitouretti posted:

I know where he got this idea. Crobber watched Star Trek 4 and demanded tanks for the whales.

:prepop:

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

alphabettitouretti posted:

I know where he got this idea. Crobber watched Star Trek 4 and demanded tanks for the whales.

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016

Pharohman777 posted:

So every Citizen gets a free Ben Lesnick in every tank?

Biowaste trade runs confirmed.

Krakenwagen
Oct 31, 2015

alphabettitouretti posted:

I know where he got this idea. Crobber watched Star Trek 4 and demanded tanks for the whales.

:five:

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
The spaceship image on the new sq42 page does animate like the others, it only looks like a still image as it was captured in game and they have not optimized the fps yet.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Seriously, that deserves to be empty quoted for a long time, goodness me

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

A song honor of the Christmas Event

Crashing through the show
In a build no-one can play
O'er the moon we go
(Goons) Laughing all the way

Alarm bells start to ring
Derek Smart was right
What fun it is to watch this poo poo
It's the E.L.E tonight

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Lesnick smells
Crytek seized the day
The Crob-Mobile lost it's wheels
And the law firms are in play

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Tanks won't sell
Chris lost his toupee
The Coutts are mad, the game is bad
And the cultists blame SA

Codezombie
Sep 2, 2016

Mne nravitsya posted:

A song honor of the Christmas Event

Crashing through the show
In a build no-one can play
O'er the moon we go
(Goons) Laughing all the way

Alarm bells start to ring
Derek Smart was right
What fun it is to watch this poo poo
It's the E.L.E tonight

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Lesnick smells
Crytek seized the day
The Crob-Mobile lost it's wheels
And the law firms are in play

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Tanks won't sell
Chris lost his toupee
The Coutts are mad, the game is bad
And the cultists blame SA

:golfclap:

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Mne nravitsya posted:

(Oh) Jingle Bells, Tanks won't sell

Background music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdy67nRlQgI

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

peter gabriel posted:

So my son will be 8 soon and a very good friend of mine makes cakes and every year she asked what he wants, this year was Trump Illuminati - She loves doing these cos my son is a bit mental



It's all edible too!

oh hell yes

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