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yeah I eat rear end posted:People hate hearing this answer because it's honestly pretty boring that your weird experience is just stupid brain stuff, but it's true. My mom still swears up and down that a bunch of grays tried breaking into her house when she was younger and described basically every sleep paralysis experience I've ever seen and gets indignant when I tell her that's all it was. You would think people would be comforted by the fact that the malevolent aliens they have been fearing would come back for them aren't real, but instead they get pissed off at you and your fancy book learning. so several fighter pilots (and their cameras) experienced  "sleep paralysis"https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html
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That's clearly a drone bro. Like, dude, it's totes a drone, bro.
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maskenfreiheit posted:so several fighter pilots (and their cameras) experienced UFO does not necessarily equal aliens.
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got any sevens posted:One time as a kid i thought i saw an alien in my room, but i wasnt paralized, i got up and it vanished then i looked out the window and a flying lit up triangle flew away real fast Oh no no no, I wasn’t trying to abduct you. I see how you might have been frightened by that. No, I was just jacking off.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:UFO does not necessarily equal aliens. cool anything else you saw on the history channel you'd like to repeat for us in the thread
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Aliens did not build the pyramids. We did invent horses, however.
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maskenfreiheit posted:cool anything else you saw on the history channel you'd like to repeat for us in the thread Have you watched the history channel lately? The bird hair dude would laugh in my face if I even suggested the possibility that an unidentified object wasn't of alien origin.
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found the puppetmasterfruit on the bottom posted:Nice rap sheet. Sure would be a shame if something were to add to it.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Have you watched the history channel lately? The bird hair dude would laugh in my face if I even suggested the possibility that an unidentified object wasn't of alien origin. Last week I caught an episode of Ancient Aliens that was literally a bio piece on Steve Jobs and Apple but at the end of every segment the narrator would break in a dramatic tone over quick cuts of static images about "...but this revelation was just TOO ADVANCED to be borne of earth...", then a cut to another segment about Apple that was just boring facts with no mention of aliens. I would be pissed if I got tricked into being on the loving ancient aliens show.
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got any sevens posted:One time as a kid i thought i saw an alien in my room, but i wasnt paralized, i got up and it vanished then i looked out the window and a flying lit up triangle flew away real fast Did it leave any kind of chocolate candy behind? Reeses Pieces or M&Ms?
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got any sevens posted:One time as a kid i thought i saw an alien in my room, but i wasnt paralized, i got up and it vanished then i looked out the window and a flying lit up triangle flew away real fast Despite regularly experiencing sleep paralysis I never actually saw a grey in any of my childhood nightmares, but jesus loving christ did the cover of Communion scare the gently caress out of me. My brother always enjoyed tormenting me with the copy he owned. 
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maskenfreiheit posted:I used to be scared of posting from like, 2005-2017 but now I think I went too far in the other direction. Hell, same.
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SavageGentleman posted:Well it's understandable that people who feel like they had a horrible experience - even if it's not caused by real aliens, but by brain fuckery or misremembered abuse - react angry if you tell them that they all imagined it - it feels real. Psychologists at an American university were actually doing a few studies with abductees to find out how many were consciously telling bs stories to make themselves interesting by measuring their unconscious body signals (sweat, eyes, brain activity among others) when asking them about their experiences. It turns out that many of the participants were somatically reacting like they were suffering from real trauma. So even if the source is not real, the effects are! As someone with a long time phobia of Greys, it didn't help.
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Twin Peaks has the most believable aliens. Also, get romantically and sexually involved with your therapist and Let Chaos Reign.
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quote:There's already a GBS thread on the NY times UFO story. also: everyone on the Internet who does not share your political opinions is a Russian plant It's true, I saw it on Twitter quote:My dad got me an early Christmas present this year. It was dropped off on my front porch in a nice box with his name on it. Inside that box was a pistol and one bullet and a note that said “Just do it, son”. I'm sure this happened
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loquacius posted:I'm sure this happened Jesus Christ how bad are you at taking hints if this is the 4th Christmas??
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loquacius posted:also: everyone on the Internet who does not share your political opinions is a Russian plant for the second, there is a high bar to sue someone for "intentional infliction of emotional distress" due to that pesky 1st amendment, but that would probably qualify. Also I'm pretty sure just mailing a gun through USPS in a box is a crime, so why not let your local violence monopolists aka the police rough him up a bit before suing him. the police record helps establish your civil case 
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loquacius posted:“Just do it, son”. It could be for killing him. Maybe he's the one asking for sweet release you self centered prick.
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loquacius posted:also: everyone on the Internet who does not share your political opinions is a Russian plant Russia is still putting their 5th(really 4.5th) generation fighter aircraft together with wood glue. Not being hyperbolic, but in this specific case I believe its more likely they're extra-terrestrial than Russian built.
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DandyLion posted:Russia is still putting their 5th(really 4.5th) generation fighter aircraft together with wood glue. Not being hyperbolic, but in this specific case I believe its more likely they're extra-terrestrial than Russian built. why would you waste rubles on the fighters you build for show when your secret fleet is that elite
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suison should continue to spitefully live just to talk poo poo on pop's deathbed
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No one ever said UFOs weren't made of wood.
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maskenfreiheit posted:that pesky 1st amendment This juxtaposition makes me itch.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:suison should continue to spitefully live just to talk poo poo on pop's deathbed *at suicide son's father's deathbed* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPhPeb5TTw
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are there big titty blue aliens inside these tic tac things this is important
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morally adept posted:Despite regularly experiencing sleep paralysis I never actually saw a grey in any of my childhood nightmares, but jesus loving christ did the cover of Communion scare the gently caress out of me. My brother always enjoyed tormenting me with the copy he owned.  Why did that cover scare us so much? I was terrified of aliens around that time of my life.
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blarzgh posted:This juxtaposition makes me itch. i was implying that it's probably a good thing you can't sue people who make you sad due to the chilling effect that would have on free speech, but i understand that as a lawyer it's hard for you to think critically unless you can find a citation telling you what you should think about something
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maskenfreiheit posted:i was implying that it's probably a good thing you can't sue people who make you sad due to the chilling effect that would have on free speech, but i understand that as a lawyer it's hard for you to think critically unless you can find a citation telling you what you should think about something Somebody didn't eat a good breakfast and now they're grumpy
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The boomers sold us out and allowed their own children to be abducted in return for technology?
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blarzgh posted:Somebody didn't eat a good breakfast and now they're grumpy objection, badgering the witness
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I’ll allow it, but watch yourself counselor.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I call Deez Nutz to the stand *court room bustles with loud whispers and news reporters run out to the pay phones to report the situation as it happens
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I call Deez Nutz to the stand Objection. Testimony by Deez Nutz is prejidudiatial until xxWeedlordbonerhitler420xx gives their testimony first.
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blarzgh posted:Somebody didn't eat a good breakfast and now they're grumpy Objection! Heresay!Thats pretty much all Its Sunny taught me about lawyering other than “I’ll allow it”. Edit: beaten like Rickety Cricket DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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Von_Doom posted:Objection! Heresay!Thats pretty much all Its Sunny taught me about lawyering other than “I’ll allow it”. Thats basically all it is. That and stuff like, "suing someone over a mean facebook post will not be a good financial decision for you and you're going to be mad at me in 6 months when you finally start paying attention to how much its costing you."
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Ho ho ho, thread, time for a Christmas downerquote:On Christmas Eve of 2006 I (19 at the time) came home to find my father had moved away and my mother was now in a relationship with our neighbor. quote:My wife of 7 years unlocked and accessed repressed memories of chronic sexual abuse from her biological father. All I can really say is good luck to everyone involved in both feshes, and have faith, you'll get through this poo poo
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recovered memories have dubious science backing them i hope anon's gf gets the treatment she seems to need from a reputable, evidence based practitioner https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovered-memory_therapy#Professional_guidelines
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morally adept posted:The boomers sold us out and allowed their own children to be abducted in return for technology? Stranger Things spoilers?
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