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It's not a strippergram. or did i miss someone else getting one?
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You could maybe mention what the actual business you were told to call does.
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Dec 21, 2017 10:30
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:You could maybe mention what the actual business you were told to call does. If it’s not an actual male escort service then Christmas is ruined
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Dec 21, 2017 13:56
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Fox one
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Woof Blitzer posted:Fox one This is a good post
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Dec 21, 2017 18:25
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oh god i got a box full or horrible things from elmaligno today, getting pictures now
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Dec 21, 2017 21:42
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:oh god i got a box full or horrible things from elmaligno today, getting pictures now Ah, it was full of mirrors?
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Woof Blitzer posted:Ah, it was full of mirrors? nah a photo of you ANYWAYS HAIL SANTA i have no words  oooookay...not really sure what elmags means by the mustasche  but there appears to be a shirt inside and oh dear god no  next to the shirt is a box that looks like is was hand-burned by my satan, also inscribed with HAIL SANTA on the side. i will keep my balls in it when my wife gives them back.  hmmm  a coast guard beanie baby and a bunch of stickers to put on cars of people i don't like!   Thanks ElMaligno, Hail Satan
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Dec 21, 2017 21:58
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:oh god i got a box full or horrible things from elmaligno today, getting pictures now there is more in its way
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Dec 21, 2017 22:06
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Ahahahahahahahahaha
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Dec 21, 2017 22:07
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the runes on the pentagram spell... SMDFTB
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Dec 21, 2017 22:08
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ElMaligno posted:the runes on the pentagram spell... SMDFTB It's a nice touch. My flight doesn't leave til tomorrow night so I'll check the mail room again tomorrow.
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Dec 21, 2017 22:10
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:It's a nice touch. My flight doesn't leave til tomorrow night so I'll check the mail room again tomorrow. its ok, im just going to stuff the """"mustache"""" part
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Dec 21, 2017 22:11
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ElMaligno posted:its ok, im just going to stuff the """"mustache"""" part  je suis intrigues
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Dec 21, 2017 22:16
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Santa delivers.
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Dec 21, 2017 23:17
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:nah a photo of you ANYWAYS 
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Dec 22, 2017 02:13
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Soulex posted:Ok. Let us know what you think in about 3 to 5 days from now.
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Dec 22, 2017 02:15
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Ceiling fan posted:Let us know what you think in about 3 to 5 days from now. 
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Dec 22, 2017 02:24
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Beanie Baby status: Mao spent about five minutes murdering it and is now licking her butt.
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now go out in public
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Dec 22, 2017 19:31
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ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:now go out in public
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Dec 22, 2017 21:22
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discord gave me a better idea and after some time with scissors and a barbell i came up with this
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What's this? A box with a smaller box inside of it? But what could be inside the smaller box?  
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What's this? A box with a smaller box inside of it? I’m loving insanely jelly of you. There’s a non zero chance that I get another fetal pig for secret santa. Bunch of mini bottles of scotch and other whiskey is extremely my poo poo.
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Dec 23, 2017 01:07
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I feel guilty that all I sent my guy was a box of coal, a preserved octopus, and an old pair of socks. Next year I'm giving a good gift. Edit: Unless I'm the Secret Santa to an rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 23, 2017 01:32
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McNally posted:I feel guilty that all I sent my guy was a box of coal, a preserved octopus, and an old pair of socks. You actually sent something is the main thing. I'm only sending one item.
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Dec 23, 2017 01:39
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:You actually sent something is the main thing. I'm only sending one item. I'm sending a funny patch and a $20 bill. I suck as a SS.  .
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Dec 23, 2017 01:50
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:discord gave me a better idea and after some time with scissors and a barbell i came up with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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Dec 23, 2017 01:53
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Splash.
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McNally posted:I feel guilty that all I sent my guy was a box of coal, a preserved octopus, and an old pair of socks. I’m sure either will be fine. Part of the reason I love this thread every year is the insane poo poo people get. I know what you mean though 
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Dec 23, 2017 03:19
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plot twist: she ordered it for you
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Sorry, I'm out for the holidays til Dec. 27th, you'll just have to wait for micropenis updates.
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Dec 23, 2017 03:47
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boop the snoot posted:plot twist: she ordered it for you Hahaha.
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boop the snoot posted:plot twist: she ordered it for you
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Got this last week, only now posting the pics. BEHOLD: Uh oh. It's a box of crabs, isn't it?   Maybe it is...   salmon A half quart of beer? Hells yeah.   That's actually pretty cool.  This'd probably get some looks at work.  I got some real laughs out of the hat, and the rest will be put to good use. 
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Zeris posted:Sorry, I'm out for the holidays til Dec. 27th, you'll just have to wait for micropenis updates. Tell her to put it in the fridge.
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Locally caught hard smoked coho salmon from my buddy. My favorite cheap local suds. Lovecraft is ok beer but awesome logo. Genuine claws from my dinner and a boot camp hat. Enjoy!
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