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Glagha posted:It's also apparently a good way to ruin a condom and make it not work right. Yeah, constant heat and friction are not great for the integrity of latex Buzkashi has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Glagha posted:It's also apparently a good way to ruin a condom and make it not work right. Yeah, I have zero plans to ever use the one in my wallet, I just put it in there for the hell of it. Probably gonna take it out one of these days, just wanted to say I've done it
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Henchman of Santa posted:Isn’t keeping a condom in your wallet something only high schoolers do? But you don't understand, they might have sex at any minute. Point still stands though, all true gentlemen keep their emergency condoms in their fedora 
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As you grow older, the storage space in your Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes can be adapted for different purposes.
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Tiggum posted:There are a lot of comments on this review of the book The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet by Becky Chambers, and most of them are pretty standard. One person complained about "SJWs" but it's mostly pretty bland. I thought this comment was pretty interesting though (the first and third paragraphs are things other commenters said and that Valerie is responding to, if that's not clear): counterpoint: TLWtaSAP has space lizard lesbians.
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EL BROMANCE posted:As you grow older, the storage space in your Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes can be adapted for different purposes. It's still about the meat though
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I kept one in my wallet when I was in high school and it eventually formed a permanent condom ring imprint in the leather because it was there for months and never got used
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I have a feeling that the reason these guys can't recognize enthusiastic consent is because no one has actually been interested in them. And I don't really have any hope for them if they're stupidly defensive and untrusting like that.
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Using a KFC bathroom on purpose is actually somewhat of a sacrifice
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Strontium posted:CBS was just shamed into rewording this tweet jivjov posted:Man...why does that matter? Are they trying to frame this as somehow justified or deserved? Odds are it's just a by-product of the 24 hour news cycle bullshit. News outlets are expected to churn out new information constantly, in order to keep attention (and thus continue selling ads) as well as try to get the jump on anything new and exciting before anyone else does. So it just becomes this dumb race of throwing random poo poo that gets attention up and hoping enough people look at it so you can keep getting money and continue existing. The amtrak thing is currently interesting, and sex offenders are interesting, so someone said, "Hey, this looks like two great tastes that taste great together!" and gave it no further thought because if you wait five seconds, someone else is gonna be The First and then you've lost views.
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Picnic Princess posted:I have a feeling that the reason these guys can't recognize enthusiastic consent is because no one has actually been interested in them. And I don't really have any hope for them if they're stupidly defensive and untrusting like that. please dont air out my dirty laundry in public. i confided in you. have some decency. jesus... 
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Staryberry posted:I know this isn't quite social media, but I thought you would enjoy this video by Wyatt Koch, heir to a 75 billion dollar Koch fortune Oh now I know where the shirts for every man who's even appeared as a guest on QI came from.
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Puppy Time posted:Odds are it's just a by-product of the 24 hour news cycle bullshit. News outlets are expected to churn out new information constantly, in order to keep attention (and thus continue selling ads) as well as try to get the jump on anything new and exciting before anyone else does. So it just becomes this dumb race of throwing random poo poo that gets attention up and hoping enough people look at it so you can keep getting money and continue existing. I like to think of it as showing just a little bit of a silver lining. Yeah it's a tragedy but hey, at least a child pornographer took up one of the death slots. seriously though the guy was a loving scumbag
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Strontium posted:CBS was just shamed into rewording this tweet It's like that old saying, "Speak ill of the dead."
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Seriously though, where should you keep a condom?
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Pocket? And I'm gonna say only if you're going somewhere you might get hosed. I mean I think always keeping one with you in your wallet "just in case" is hilariously hopeful.
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Solefald posted:Seriously though, where should you keep a condom?
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Solefald posted:Seriously though, where should you keep a condom? in a drawer next to your bed? Getting into unexpected sexual situations where I desperately need one on my person at all times isn't something that happens to me in my daily life though.
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Yawgmoth posted:In the box until it's time to use them. No no no, you put them in the box when it's time to use them, that's the point.
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I keep them in a box in my car under the seat. I'm pretty much always near my car, even at home.
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La Brea Carpet posted:No no no, you put them in the box when it's time to use them, that's the point. 
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I open them and put them on the dashboard so I have quick access when I need them and it keeps my dashboard free of dust.
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Uh guys..? You're walking around with a perfectly good place to keep a condom at all times. Just add it to your morning routine!
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Scathach posted:Pocket? And I'm gonna say only if you're going somewhere you might get hosed. I mean I think always keeping with you in your wallet "just in case" is hilariously hopeful. I keep one in my wallet hahaha
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Uh guys..? You're walking around with a perfectly good place to keep a condom at all times. Just add it to your morning routine! I know right? At this point not wearing a condom at all times would feel like not wearing socks.
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belt posted:I know right? At this point not wearing a condom at all times would feel like not wearing socks. its basically just a third sock
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Just carry a box of condoms openly everywhere you go. People will know that you're dtf and it's a total alpha move.
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cohsae posted:Just carry a box of condoms openly everywhere you go. People will know that you're dtf and it's a total alpha move. Yeah, wear the box on a strap around your waist: a Dick-Wrap Fanny Pack!
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cohsae posted:Just carry a box of condoms openly everywhere you go. People will know that you're dtf and it's a total alpha move. 
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I found a couple of Idiots on Social Media:Laurenz posted:I keep one in my wallet hahaha Serperoth posted:Yeah, I have zero plans to ever use the one in my wallet, I just put it in there for the hell of it. Probably gonna take it out one of these days, just wanted to say I've done it  Edit: Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, wear the box on a strap around your waist: a Dick-Wrap Fanny Pack! I feel like one needs to be Morally Inept to sing the next line of this song.
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Weatherman posted:I found a couple of Idiots on Social Media: I thought of that line too, but didn't want to go down that road.
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Weatherman posted:I found a couple of Idiots on Social Media: Look man, when I was at that age, I thought that wallet chains and un-cared-for beards were a good look on me, lemme have this one thing 
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Oh sure the open carry condom movement is fine but the open carry penis movement is a step too far.
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I keep them in a box in my car under the seat. I'm pretty much always near my car, even at home. I put mine in a hidden compartment in my van along with the rest of my tools.
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Rough Lobster posted:I put mine in a hidden compartment in my van along with the rest of my tools. Lol if you don't have a Spongebob Squarepants wading pool in your van to catch the blood.
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