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First it's technical difficulties. Then Jared says his house got flooded AND someone else got into an accident. Now someone made him delete those tweets. START THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
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Shigeru Miyamoto probably posted:A rushed presentation is forever bad. A delayed presentation is probably the dirty work of mentally-ill Goons. Oh, and buy a Completionist package!
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PederP posted:Uh, the car crash and water main were metaphors... Sandi's Porsche got repossessed and she cried. A lot.
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Drunk Theory posted:Wait he already deleted those claims about a water main or car accident? anytime my boss uses those types of excuses the employee who is required for the job is usually siting close by.
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Drunk Theory posted:Wait he already deleted those claims about a water main or car accident? yup. they are gone. Lol like how bad can u loving be at your goddamn job CIG hire me as CEO and ill right lease both games in less than 24 months lol
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The Titanic posted:Oh no, they discovered me, the dangerous, severely mentally ill psychopath who has infiltrated CIG and has done her best to ensure that their holiday special has been delayed exactly 24 hours for reasons. Obviously crazy, insane reasons, but I did it all for the lulz. Brb, tending to my hacking and DDoS attacks. WTF? The Titanic just outed herself as Sandi! Devious. We have been play, run goons, run!
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Lladre posted:Please get a selfie with whoever lives in the camper parked on the side road. is that like a van down by the river?
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The NMS flood:quote:So… our office flooded late on Christmas Eve. Wow what a coincidence.  Show us yours, CIG.
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lol here comes the "our lawyers won't allow us to show you anything" as the entire project goes kickstarter dark for the next six months
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcln1/all_isnt_as_it_seems_im_going_to_reserve_my/ dead
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Bayonnefrog posted:I bought a bunch of DLC for Europa Universalis IV. Highly recommend. Fantastic game. Paradox games are my great weakness. I love them and will buy every bit of DLC, but I am utterly shite at them sadly. Stellaris has been keeping me up way too late recently...
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Why does everyone think he was being literate? He's using metaphors to say it wasn't lack of preparation but multiple unexpected issues with the build being broken. Of course he's deleting them, the only way to correct the backers who think he's being literal is to spell out in big letters that the "game" is B R O K E N.
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This is the part where CIG is really glad they hired superfans instead of people with actual PR experience.
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Rad Russian posted:First it's technical difficulties. Then Jared says his house got flooded AND someone else got into an accident. Now someone made him delete those tweets. Here's mine: an emergency injunction was put into play because SQ42 is the very property CryTek is suing over, and advertising it in this way would complicate the lawsuit even more since it would be followed by "pledges" that would be, according to the demands, partially CryTek's cash. So they're refactoring the show to only use old footage and taking out all the interwoven sales that were peppered throughout. 
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Looks like CIG solved their spin issues.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcln1/all_isnt_as_it_seems_im_going_to_reserve_my/ It's all just a den of liars. We aren't going to see poo poo tomorrow either.
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Thoatse posted:FLUD  beautiful
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intardnation posted:is that like a van down by the river? Sort of. There's been a camper parked outside their office that hasn't moved since they moved in. They have solar panels on top of the thing and everything.
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Lladre posted:Sort of. There's been a camper parked outside their office that hasn't moved since they moved in. They have solar panels on top of the thing and everything. that's my LA office
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Scruffpuff posted:Here's mine: an emergency injunction was put into play because SQ42 is the very property CryTek is suing over, and advertising it in this way would complicate the lawsuit even more since it would be followed by "pledges" that would be, according to the demands, partially CryTek's cash. So they're refactoring the show to only use old footage and taking out all the interwoven sales that were peppered throughout. + BINGO
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Scruffpuff posted:Here's mine: an emergency injunction was put into play because SQ42 is the very property CryTek is suing over, and advertising it in this way would complicate the lawsuit even more since it would be followed by "pledges" that would be, according to the demands, partially CryTek's cash. So they're refactoring the show to only use old footage and taking out all the interwoven sales that were peppered throughout. If any kind of injunction gets put into play, I would laugh so hard. "Let's have a holiday stream promoting Chris' baby with more bullshit and...what? What do you mean we'll go to jail if we show any of it now?! How are we supposed to milk the whales?!"
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Tomorrow's stream. "Unfortunately, the technical issues persist. Instead, please enjoy this complimentary screening of "American Satan: The Unrated Director's Cut"
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XK posted:It's all just a den of liars. I mean they've lied for so long that they can't even tell the truth about a loving stream delay to backers who gave them millions. Most open development ever. I mean people that are still in the camp of "it's not a total scam, they're trying their best and are just really incompetent!" gotta raise an eyebrow over yet another instance of blatant lying and avoiding any straight answers. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcln1/all_isnt_as_it_seems_im_going_to_reserve_my/ This is my new favorite r/starcitizen thread. It's so beautiful.
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Golli posted:Tomorrow's stream. The unrated version just improves on the original by removing Sandi's name from the closing credits as well.
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This is the Ciggiest thing that's ever Cigged. The dog ate their livestream! The livestream's grandma died, press F4 to pay respects.
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Given previous experience with poo poo like this, almost assuredly someone (Crobberts?) probably said "fix these two minor things for the stream tomorrow" yesterday, and the devs with basically no sleep, etc. broke like _everything_ instead and there was no time to roll back before the live stream started.
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Scruffpuff posted:The unrated version just improves on the original by removing Sandi's name from the closing credits as well. Sorry, can't think of anything involving Sandi in some way (even if only by rumor) being unrated as not also containing the collection of her tickle fetish videos.
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Sarsapariller posted:Q: How much of this script is people sassing their mechanics? Is that a minor typo which occurred during a goon transcription of some audio, or did the original scriptwriter try to write some "witty repartee" without realizing they misspelled court martial?
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Chris has been speaking about features in metaphor the past 5 years, checkmate goonies 
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcln1/all_isnt_as_it_seems_im_going_to_reserve_my/ Oh. Metaphor! Kinda like "my dog ate my homework" or "a key programmer broke both his wrists." Gotcha. Glad Disco Hobo covered that one.
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I had to explain the validity behind of a holiday production code freeze to my boss on Dec 18th. I imagine someone at CIG lost that same argument.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lcln1/all_isnt_as_it_seems_im_going_to_reserve_my/ 
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Even without a presentation hilarity finds a way. I need a photshop.
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lol the only way there would be a code freeze at CIG is if they y servers were left out in a blizzard lol
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