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I, too, practice turning humans into trees, and INTERPOL will never find me!
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Ram D’rear end would be a cool name for a 90s rapper.
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I assume he doesn't turn people into deciduous trees.
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Ruffian Price posted:I;m thinking about thos Cuts lmbo
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Munchables posted:Lmrdo
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Munchables posted:Lmrdo laughing my rotten dick off?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:
You’re almost there, though. You’ve got three vans on offer that can take 6 passengers each, you silly oval office. Drive your car there too and you’re done. Maybe they’re hoping a local strip club will donate their booze bus for the trip or something? Maybe the local cops or one of the prisons have a riot bus laying around?
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Pvt.Scott posted:You’re almost there, though. You’ve got three vans on offer that can take 6 passengers each, you silly oval office. Drive your car there too and you’re done. Maybe they’re hoping a local strip club will donate their booze bus for the trip or something? Maybe the local cops or one of the prisons have a riot bus laying around? NEXT
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Quote-Unquote posted:laughing my rotten dick off? Ram Dass you loving imbecile, you moron, you ignoramus
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Well, I look forward to seeing that screen cap in the manslaughter court case.
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Well, obviously you wash out your butt with fruit juice and tea leaves if you have appendicitis. They teach that kind of basic medicine poo poo on Dora the Explorer in two languages at the same time.
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Enflamed Ram Dass
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Enflamed Ram Dass piled high
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I have my doubts that one of those hippies could self diagnose an inflamed appendix Should using a serrano enema anyway
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They don't have champagne where these people live? Ugh.
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:I have my doubts that one of those hippies could self diagnose an inflamed appendix Well, if they’re actually curled up in pain, that sorta discomfort sounds about right for an appendix. The real solution is positive thinking and Atlantian power crystals.
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A wise philosopher once recommended putting the boogie in your butt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU
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Goddamn this is terrible, I literally had an appendectomy 11 hours ago. Fucker needs to go to a hospital or he might die.
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Festus The Fetus posted:Goddamn this is terrible, I literally had an appendectomy 11 hours ago. Fucker needs to go to a hospital or he might die. you can die if you shove things up your rear end do some research
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I’m the crazy ex roommate who had a really good reason for acting the way they did
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I think maybe this is a "oh gee golly, I most definitely surely did get Charloe presents yessiree, but goldarn it my confounded ex has them all, that's indeed why I don't have them now for sure, rip Christmas for Charlie I guess lol"
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Munchables posted:I think maybe this is a "oh gee golly, I most definitely surely did get Charloe presents yessiree, but goldarn it my confounded ex has them all, that's indeed why I don't have them now for sure, rip Christmas for Charlie I guess lol" Was thinking the same thing lol
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Candlelight Virgil posted:
That crazy person is definitely going to accuse her ex of throwing imaginary presents into the bin.
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Pvt.Scott posted:We’re all globeheads on the inside. Outside, too. Not sure what you're talking about, my head is perfectly flat at the top. My brain is a flat disc, too.
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Maybe this will make me sound like a really naive globehead but I thought all flat earthers were teens or jokesters
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Maybe this will make me sound like a really naive globehead but I thought all flat earthers were teens or jokesters look into your heart and the truth will be revealed
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Maybe this will make me sound like a really naive globehead but I thought all flat earthers were teens or jokesters I honestly can't tell if the flat-earther in my life is for true or not, because sometimes he brings it up in such ridiculous ways, but he's also a staunch anti-vaxxer and believes in psychics and whatnot, so I have little doubt left that I can give him the benefit of.
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Blue Train posted:22 hour lickdown sounds p good imo  Especially involving handcuffs.
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:Maybe this will make me sound like a really naive globehead but I thought all flat earthers were teens or jokesters As did I but apparently it's gaining traction because all evidence points to the world being flat if you ignore the "evidence" gathered by globehead scientists.
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