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veni veni veni posted:My buddy had his ears gauged in the late 90's and took them out almost 20 years ago and his ears still look like buttholes to this day. I remind him as much as possible. I apparently never grew out of that phase because I still find women with gauged ears attractive
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Iron Crowned posted:I apparently never grew out of that phase because I still find women with gauged ears attractive  Also, you guys know that most people with stretched ears clean them? The butthole look is also from not cleaning/oiling them, that usually indicates a lot of scar tissue.
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Dec 21, 2017 21:02
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I don’t get this logic. Are they just forgetting about the fact that throughout history, rich and powerful men have had harems and mistresses and no one batted an eye? When is this magical time before feminism when every man got a wife? If anything, I would argue feminism made it easier for broke losers to get laid because women have more of a choice over who they get with. But seeing that would take some self-reflection and would make it hard to blame women for not sleeping with your repulsive, basement-dwelling, unwashed rear end.
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Dec 21, 2017 21:13
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cash crab posted:
No it's from having a huge hole in your ear and then taking the plugs out. It's not going to heal itself all the way without surgery
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Dec 21, 2017 21:21
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These weirdos always have this idea that people need to gently caress to stay alive?? Where the heck is that coming from? They'll say it like it's the most obvious thing
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Dec 21, 2017 21:28
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veni veni veni posted:No it's from having a huge hole in your ear and then taking the plugs out. It's not going to heal itself all the way without surgery I'm saying from experience, last time I took mine out for an extended period of time, they closed into slits and shrank pretty significantly. Not all the way, because skin isn't like that, but that super wrinkly look is elegantly referred to as "catbutt" and it's from scarring. To be honest, in the 90s there was a lot of misinformation about how to stretch your ears so a lot of people were doing it wrong. An example, which is also content:  vs. this:  Although, if you're the kind of person opposed to body mods in general this distinction might go in one ear and out the other (HO HO HO HO)
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Dec 21, 2017 21:34
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Oh they aren't all crusty like that they just shrank down from not being used since 1999. He had them stretched to like an inch.
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Dec 21, 2017 21:37
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cash crab posted:I'm saying from experience, last time I took mine out for an extended period of time, they closed into slits and shrank pretty significantly. Not all the way, because skin isn't like that, but that super wrinkly look is elegantly referred to as "catbutt" and it's from scarring. To be honest, in the 90s there was a lot of misinformation about how to stretch your ears so a lot of people were doing it wrong. An example, which is also content: they both look like buttholes. One does look worse but neither is good
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Dec 21, 2017 21:39
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purple death ray posted:These weirdos always have this idea that people need to gently caress to stay alive?? Where the heck is that coming from? They'll say it like it's the most obvious thing Physical contact with other human beings is something that people do need in order to be emotionally healthy, but that doesn't necessarily mean sex specifically. And it's a lot more important to little kids that are still developing, not so much 20 something incels. So yea, not really about sex at all but to these guys everything is about sex.
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cash crab posted:
So how come if you clean your butthole, it still looks like a butthole? Checkmate, athestits!
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Dec 21, 2017 21:53
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purple death ray posted:they both look like buttholes. Does your butthole totally lack a sphincter?
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chitoryu12 posted:Does your butthole totally lack a sphincter? I basically never see my own butthole so I'm comparing it to the butthole I see the most often in my day-to-day 
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Dec 21, 2017 22:09
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LOL if Enrique doesn't show you his butthole every morning for reference
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lol if you never licked cocaine from a woman's asscrack. just lol
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Dec 21, 2017 22:46
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I eat the booty like groceries but I still probably see ol kirk more often thanks to this website
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veni veni veni posted:My buddy had his ears gauged in the late 90's and took them out almost 20 years ago and his ears still look like buttholes to this day. I remind him as much as possible. Having a couple of stitches put in is effective and not expensive. Most dermatologists can do it.
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Dec 21, 2017 23:30
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I genuinely don't know if discussing buttholes or earlobe stretching grosses me out more. 
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Dec 21, 2017 23:31
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There is nothing unnatural or weird about non-goatse'd buttholes. They usually smell better than ear plugs too!
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The Bloop posted:There is nothing unnatural or weird about non-goatse'd buttholes. I got a bad ear infection a few years back, and it smelled like death. Also the only time I've had a shot in my rear end.
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Pasketti posted:God drat it there's the slightest chance I might be vaguely related to her There are worse things to be associated with than a poo poo porn star. I share a last name with a guy who got really mad about Waco and blew up a bunch of kids.
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Dec 22, 2017 01:27
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which ear lobe hole would you stick your dick through. remember to rim the lobe hole first too or cover the ear all in lube . gently caress that ear hole
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Dec 22, 2017 04:34
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the big one that leads to the brain
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purple death ray posted:they both look like buttholes. I'll give you the first one. A complete smooth slightly open butthole is unnatural though. And buddy let me tell you, I've seen a bunch of buttholes.
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Dec 22, 2017 05:57
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You haven't lived until you have stuck your tongue through someone's ear lobe
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Dec 22, 2017 06:22
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Had to stop watching a movie where Dolph Lundgren, playing a modern day demon hunter dressed as an old west cowboy complete with duster and boots, began sucking on a vape. Like... why was that even necessary to the plot I will never know but I cracked up and thumbs downed and picked another movie to try.
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Randaconda posted:I got a bad ear infection a few years back, and it smelled like death. Also the only time I've had a shot in my rear end. You sure you didn't have an STD? Ear infections get treated with oral antibiotics and antibiotic ear drops. Some nurse just wanted to see your pasty white rear end cheeks. 
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Dec 22, 2017 08:38
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Ah yes, an "ear infection". I get ya!
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Zipperelli. posted:You sure you didn't have an STD? Ear infections get treated with oral antibiotics and antibiotic ear drops. Only STD I've ever had was crabs!  And yeah, she gave me a shot of penicillin in the rear end. Shands at Starke. Edit: Also, my rear end is loving flawless.
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That70sHeidi posted:Had to stop watching a movie where Dolph Lundgren, playing a modern day demon hunter dressed as an old west cowboy complete with duster and boots, began sucking on a vape. Like... why was that even necessary to the plot I will never know but I cracked up and thumbs downed and picked another movie to try. What is this movie called and where can I watch it?
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Dec 22, 2017 10:42
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It's called Don't kill it. It looks terribamazing.
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Dolph Lundgren is an interesting guy. Built like Greek god during his prime, genius level IQ. He got all the good genes.
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Randaconda posted:Only STD I've ever had was crabs! Pure white marble can be flawless too. Although it is no longer flawless, due to the needle scar.
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salty fries make me cry posted:What is this movie called and where can I watch it? I caught it on Netflix. It's a decent enough horror flick to have on for background noise.
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Samizdata posted:Pure white marble can be flawless too. Although it is no longer flawless, due to the needle scar. It was the most painful shot I've ever had.
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this vape convention doesn't have a fire alarm!
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Slugnoid posted:this vape convention doesn't have a fire alarm! Industrial fire alarms are activated by heat, not smoke, and that isn't smoke anyway. It's a cloud of stupidity.
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Randaconda posted:It was the most painful shot I've ever had. Yeah, rear end shots hurt. Also, crabs huh? Bradford county - checks out.
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http://www.killsometime.com/videos/19466/Vaping-On-a-400-Watt-Fog-Machine
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All that fog has passed through those people. Imagine breathing it in.
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