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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Lunethex posted:

$40 for a tag to spray that nobody looks at unless it's shock imagery or porn.

I don't play CS but I wouldn't be surprised if you could only use it once to boot.

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Are you tired of modern fps games with microtransactions, paid crates and unresponsive developers? We want to go back to a more civilized time where you bought a game and you had all of its contents. Join us to help us to make this dream come to reality.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/384960/Vengeance/

(it's an early access game :v:)

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Just make another Halo: CE and I'd be happy tbh.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


StrixNebulosa posted:

Are you tired of modern fps games with microtransactions, paid crates and unresponsive developers? We want to go back to a more civilized time where you bought a game and you had all of its contents. Join us to help us to make this dream come to reality.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/384960/Vengeance/

(it's an early access game :v:)

I do actually want that a lot, but I'm not buying this game

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Are you tired of modern fps games with microtransactions, paid crates and unresponsive developers? We want to go back to a more civilized time where you bought a game and you had all of its contents. Join us to help us to make this dream come to reality.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/384960/Vengeance/

(it's an early access game :v:)
It has a Patreon in case your access isn't early enough.

"It was one hell of a journey, but it is finally here: Vengeance - Beta!"

A3th3r
Jul 27, 2013

success is a dream & achievements are the cream
i remember the Max Payne series as being a mildly fun action shooter franchise, but Max Payne 2 has NOT aged well at all & now looks hideous. Don't waste your money!
http://steamcommunity.com/app/12150/

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

A3th3r posted:

i remember the Max Payne series as being a mildly fun action shooter franchise, but Max Payne 2 has NOT aged well at all & now looks hideous. Don't waste your money!
http://steamcommunity.com/app/12150/

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler

Old-tyme photo-realism.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Is that the bad guy from lazytown

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


All these years and I'm still wondering why they felt like this should be the default look on Max's face. Game still owns in spite, or maybe because, of it though

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Wamdoodle posted:

All these years and I'm still wondering why they felt like this should be the default look on Max's face. Game still owns in spite, or maybe because, of it though

A key part of Max Payne was bullet-time diving with guns akimbo. I imagine this is the face you make trying to aim both at the same time.

Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Dec 21, 2017

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
It looks like Christian Slater just smelled Brian Posehn's fart.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Radio Paranoia posted:

A key part of Max Payne was bullet=time diving with guns akimbo. I imagine this is the face you make trying to aim both at the same time.

Ooh I see it now

Tony Phillips posted:

It looks like Christian Slater just smelled Brian Posehn's fart.

Very specific scene here but :agreed:

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Hey gently caress you, I hadn't thought about what Brian Posehn's farts would smell like until now

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



A3th3r posted:

i remember the Max Payne series as being a mildly fun action shooter franchise, but Max Payne 2 has NOT aged well at all & now looks hideous. Don't waste your money!
http://steamcommunity.com/app/12150/

Look, if someone does buy Max Payne 2, they'll finish it in about an hour and half and thus the pain is minimized.

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


I probably played Max Payne 2 for over a hundred hours, replaying levels and loving around with cheats and everything. loving loved that game. Also it was the first game I bought with a gently caress and a titty.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Sloppy slope to current Steam imo

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I remember max payne 2 being good as hell at the time but I feel like it's one of those games I'd have a hard time going back to if I tried again now.

3 holds up, but it's not one that you want to play again any time soon after you beat it

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Sakurazuka posted:

Sloppy slope to current Steam imo

Exponential growth of fucks and titties

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Black Griffon posted:

Exponential growth of fucks and titties

This is the tagline for my asset swapped clicker eroge

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Ainsley McTree posted:

Hey gently caress you, I hadn't thought about what Brian Posehn's farts would smell like until now

:barf:

Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011

Ainsley McTree posted:

Hey gently caress you, I hadn't thought about what Brian Posehn's farts would smell like until now

I had to GIS who that guy is and now I wish I hadn't :negative:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Reality Winner posted:

Things cant be that bad. Yall are just cherry picking the bad stuff. There are still tons of good things coming out on Steam. Let's take a look


:gonk:

wow 3.50 canadian dollars for an episode of one of the shittiest series around??? what a loving deal!!!!

Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011

Why is there a TV-series in my Steam?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Bolivar posted:

Why is there a TV-series in my Steam?

Valve stopped giving a poo poo like 4 years ago

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Bolivar posted:

Why is there a TV-series in my Steam?

Netflix, but for gamers

e: Also, shows I checked out last year had fairly priced bundles for seasons, but yeah, single ep costs are a bit poo poo.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009


Steam



Steam no



Steam stop


Also
http://steamcommunity.com/games/726990/announcements/detail/1601458706074563025

quote:

「The Gashapon Frenzy」Condition and limitations:
1. Before Jan 5, 2018, anyone whose Steam Library has at least 12 games published by SakuraGame, and each of those games has been played over 2 hours, you can redeem 5 keys in total from the follow sets.

lol

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Woot time to get my keys

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Funnily enough, I checked to see if I owned any of their games and found that I actually have 1 of their games wishlisted. It's a title called The Vagrant that doesn't look like a cheapo porn game.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/598700/The_Vagrant/

It looks like a discount vanillaware game instead. Early access though.

I feel like I've talked about this before. Probably have. Oh well. If any of you have tried The Vagrant, feel free to let me know if it is, in fact, a good game despite being published by SakuraGame or if it is yet another porn game with bad gameplay and awful translation.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
Not enough Nekopara in your life?

Well now you can have a 60 minute anime for a bargain price.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/758230/NEKOPARA_OVA/

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Largepotato posted:

Not enough Nekopara in your life?

Well now you can have a 60 minute anime for a bargain price.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/758230/NEKOPARA_OVA/

Thirty bucks

This product is not eligible for refund.

:allears:

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
it's an indie 60 minute amine that's gonna sell like 100 copies, since likely most people that wanted got it on kickstarter.

i wouldn't even blame them selling it for 30 bucks, but what's with the not eligible for refund?

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Truga posted:

it's an indie 60 minute amine that's gonna sell like 100 copies, since likely most people that wanted got it on kickstarter.

i wouldn't even blame them selling it for 30 bucks, but what's with the not eligible for refund?

Id wager because its short enough to watch it once and refund it with steams refund policy, allowing people to just get it for free otherwise

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
oh, yeah, that makes sense, refund thing is 2 hours

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

Black Griffon posted:

Exponential growth of fucks and titties

Ah yes, inflation porn titles for steam soon too? If you don't know inflation porn, go look in the deviantart thread.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Ratzap posted:

Ah yes, inflation

please don't doxx my boyfriend

Black Griffon
Mar 12, 2005

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are. You are destiny.


Ratzap posted:

Ah yes, inflation porn titles for steam soon too? If you don't know inflation porn, go look in the deviantart thread.

I'm a 2005 insult me not

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

the game ends in ntr is up to you

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

FirstAidKite posted:

Funnily enough, I checked to see if I owned any of their games and found that I actually have 1 of their games wishlisted. It's a title called The Vagrant that doesn't look like a cheapo porn game.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/598700/The_Vagrant/

It looks like a discount vanillaware game instead. Early access though.

I feel like I've talked about this before. Probably have. Oh well. If any of you have tried The Vagrant, feel free to let me know if it is, in fact, a good game despite being published by SakuraGame or if it is yet another porn game with bad gameplay and awful translation.

Looking at the screenshots I'm leaning heavily towards the latter, and I am definitely not investigating further than that.

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Just a reminder: Sakura Game is the dev a porn site felt compelled to do investigative journalism on, exposing it as a terrible dev.

LewdGamer: As trusted a source as CNN and the BBC.

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