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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wow tmi

Put it away

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Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
And now for something completely different.
https://i.imgur.com/OW92ejt.mp4

(video source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDPLyAWpVg )

Ignimbrite has a new favorite as of 09:26 on Dec 22, 2017

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

What's with Okinawa then? Pufferfish?

Jellyfish, stonefish, cone snails, kraits, blue-ringed octopus, habu, etc.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Doctor Malaver posted:

So in Australia even horses are venomous...


With so many conflicting arguments in this thread, no wonder the general public performs CPR and mouth to mouth on victims who not only have a pulse and breathe normally but are sometimes conscious too.

I've been known to perform mouth to rear end on the unconscious and ive yet to hear a single complaint.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Did Dhalsim put that there?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Milo and POTUS posted:

I've been known to perform mouth to rear end on the unconscious and ive yet to hear a single complaint.

Ah, the classic hind-lick maneuver.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It is only with the greatest difficulty that I have avoided asking whose mouth and whose rear end.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Choco1980 posted:

Ah, the classic hind-lick maneuver.

:golfclap:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

It is only with the greatest difficulty that I have avoided asking whose mouth and whose rear end.

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Probably a lawyer. They all have ancient Wordperfect 3.0 macros and poo poo setup that they absolutely must have

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


I own this book. Of course, the dust jacket got ripped and it doesn't look like this anymore, which is tragic beyond words. Barbara Hambly, "Darkmage," actually two novels in one volume.

I bought it entirely for the cover in a used bookstore when I was, I don't know. Seventeen or eighteen? But it's a decent read and the cover is more or less accurate to parts of the story. There are medieval wizards, and they use 1980s-era computers.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Tangentially, it is just impossible to find Koolaid in the make-one-jug pouches any more. When did that happen?

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Phy posted:

Tangentially, it is just impossible to find Koolaid in the make-one-jug pouches any more. When did that happen?

I don't know about Koolaid, but Crystal Light and the store brand knockoffs still have them. It's in "one packet per half gallon" form.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Phy posted:

Tangentially, it is just impossible to find Koolaid in the make-one-jug pouches any more. When did that happen?

I think I may have seen some Flavor Aid packs in the dollar store recently, but I'm not sure. I've for sure seen the tubs of Kool-aid powder that you have to measure scoops of, though.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Phy posted:

Tangentially, it is just impossible to find Koolaid in the make-one-jug pouches any more. When did that happen?

i still see them at Wal-Mart v0v

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



It's not "policeman" or "policewomen". Use the gender neutral term, "Pig".

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Policefighters are true American heroes.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Fishstress sounds way cooler though.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Johnny Aztec posted:

Probably a lawyer. They all have ancient Wordperfect 3.0 macros and poo poo setup that they absolutely must have

not emptyquoting this

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

He's pissed that we made fun of the pictures from when he drunkenly raided his bro's kitchen.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



RoboRodent posted:

I bought it entirely for the cover in a used bookstore when I was, I don't know. Seventeen or eighteen? But it's a decent read and the cover is more or less accurate to parts of the story. There are medieval wizards, and they use 1980s-era computers.

Do they have spellcheckers?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Free Market Mambo posted:

He's pissed that we made fun of the pictures from when he drunkenly raided his bro's kitchen.

Someone please post that. It's a classic.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Bcuz otherwise I'm gonna post the worst wizard images I can find

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

syscall girl posted:

Bcuz otherwise I'm gonna post the worst wizard images I can find



:randpop:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Ya know what, fine?

You know where google said it found this? The SA forums

my bad

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I like the implication that hes on beercan#3, after a bottle of wine.

The Wiz can hold his pilz



Or the more boring one where the homeowner is a slob

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I like the implication that hes on beercan#3, after a bottle of wine.

The Wiz can hold his pilz



Or the more boring one where the homeowner is a slob
beer #5(there's only 1 remaining on the sixpack on the right)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I like the implication that hes on beercan#3, after a bottle of wine.

There are five empty rings on the six-pack.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm thinkin that's a 40 back behind him.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
I unironically love "Wizards in Modern Settings" images:

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


im pretty sure they could still make eclairs back in wizard times

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I like the implication that hes on beercan#3, after a bottle of wine.

The Wiz can hold his pilz



Or the more boring one where the homeowner is a slob

He's on beer #5, after the bottle of wine.



EFB: But I have visual aides.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Edit: Nvm

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Well, I certainly didn't expect my offer to fight Randaconda IRL over moonpie honor to make it into the thread title :randstare:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dreddout posted:

Well, I certainly didn't expect my offer to fight Randaconda IRL over moonpie honor to make it into the thread title :randstare:

Holy poo poo, me either. :randpop:

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Indecisive posted:

im pretty sure they could still make eclairs back in wizard times

Eclairs date to mid-19th century. Suck it, pastry-wizard truther :smuggo:

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