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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Endless Mike posted:

I was probably going to make a Newspaper Spider-Man 2018 thread, to be honest. Since we’ll only be a few weeks into this storyline, it’s as good a place as any.

In addition to the Newspaper archive links, please acknowledge Peter and MJ's beautiful space-son.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

In addition to the Newspaper archive links, please acknowledge Peter and MJ's beautiful space-son.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That naked hero fought a wild animal so he could eat out of the trash :patriot:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

That naked hero fought a wild animal so he could eat out of the trash :patriot:

I still think back to blank faced Peter snatching him from behind the door and slamming it shut.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Is there a good reason for a new thread though?


Irukandji Syndrome posted:

Is the Hulk seriously going to calm down and transform back due to a stern talking to from Mary Jane?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Hulk looks so hurt that someone stopped him.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


The MSJ posted:

Hulk looks so hurt that someone stopped him.
It just proves there's a sensitive human being inside that monstrous.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


MJ must be a terrible actress if she can't stop looking right into the loving camera

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



“Monstrous” is my new favorite noun

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

she even flubbed the script, awful!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Newspaper Spider-Man: WHAT-IS-HAPPENING?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mover posted:

MJ must be a terrible actress if she can't stop looking right into the loving camera

There was a story a while back that featured her in action on the stage, she was always talking with her back to the audience.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mover posted:

MJ must be a terrible actress if she can't stop looking right into the loving camera
She's drawing on improv training to cover her rear end now that her suicide attempt failed

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Mover posted:

MJ must be a terrible actress if she can't stop looking right into the loving camera

I love that she jumped inbetween, then dramatically turned aside to monologue into thin air.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Hulk and Spidey are mirroring each other in the first panel. Jesus.

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!

Hulk make pun!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i still love that they gave banner hulk's haircut when he first appeared

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!





Take this.



Use it wisely.


Like so, for instance:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mikl posted:






Take this.



Use it wisely.


Like so, for instance:


:randpop:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Incredible.

Anyway heres today!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



did he grow stubble just now

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Man you’re like five feet from where you were when you Hulked out, Bruce. The alligator and snake are *right there*!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Wow even his hair is affected by gamma radiation!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

His poor khaki suit. Ruined!

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006

Endless Mike posted:

Man you’re like five feet from where you were when you Hulked out, Bruce. The alligator and snake are *right there*!

The alligator isn't

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
I assume the snake’s head also went flying somewhere.

Also: Remember when Bruce loving Banner decapitated a giant snake with one knife swing? He doesn’t need to turn into a green monster to gently caress poo poo up

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



A leitmotif of identity and desperation. Brilliant. Smacks of Kerouac and Kierkegaard.

In his humility germinates the defining anti-vanity of the coming decade.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hmm, i feel that the second panel is ripe for text replacement

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

hmm, i feel that the second panel is ripe for text replacement

It feels perfect as is though

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Incredible.

Anyway heres today!



...and why are my shorts now purple?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I'm honestly really disappointed that they didn't turn khaki again with no explanation.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I choose to believe any pants that are put on the Hulk turn purple. It's like Ronnie with Hawaiian shirts.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Peter’s going to have to hold his shirt closed for the rest of the story

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Wait, so Banner knows who Peter Parker is, but not that he's Spider-man?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Are they setting up Curt Connors to be NSM's She-Hulk?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I desperately want Connors to get a Hulk blood transfusion before this is over.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Wait, so Banner knows who Peter Parker is, but not that he's Spider-man?

They've met.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Are they setting up Curt Connors to be NSM's She-Hulk?
The Incredible Lulk.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Oh god imagine if they have to amputate his leg and the rest of the story is just doc becoming quadriplegic one limb at a time in a series of unfortunate accidents

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Quick, Hulk out and throw him to Jersey! That's sort of like civilization!

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