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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

chitoryu12 posted:

I wonder what would happen if you took your sex toy hunting software around the government buildings in DC.

You're watching C-SPAN and Mike Pence suddenly begins shaking and falls to the floor mid-sentence.

Mr. Vice President, stop making fun of Senator McCain like that!

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

dumb. posted:



What a time to be alive!

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Magnus Praeda posted:

:prepop: Doesn't look like they'd even need to be that dedicated, based on what I'm reading. Like, some simple scripting, at most.


It's basically a kind of exhibitionism and that's fine, but adding some actual security measures would be good so someone doesn't go around raping people with an old android phone.

Hey Ubisoft, I have an idea for WATCH_DOGS 3

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

"My god...it's full of calories."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

This needs the video because this guy is just hilariously awful at lying even for a Trump official. He literally lies about a thing he said like a few minutes before hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ4RX5PsnFM

captainblastum
Dec 1, 2004

That's Pure Michigan.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/NYTNational/status/944185812702453760

:stonk:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Every time I think I'm topped off on the level of disgust and loathing I feel for our current administration, something like this comes along and proves me wrong.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._ratification_of_the_Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child

:negative:

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

This literally made me yell "gently caress you all" in public.
Seriously, what the actual gently caress.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

You must be new here.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


U.K.'s Secret Brexit Studies Reveal That Airbus Makes Planes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I'm crossposting this to the Venting About Students thread.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That is pure gold. I hope they included a bunch of definitions from the OED as well. Then it would be the perfect storm of a bad student paper.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Drunken man steals ambulance to go Christmas shopping.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Man took large quantity of MDMA then stole boat 'because the swans don't judge me'

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Stolen painting of 3 bears playing golf found on Sacramento Craigslist

quote:

The painting was stolen from the Pacific Crest Gallery, 1001 Heavenly Village Way in South Lake Tahoe, on Dec. 9. The painting, which is valued at $1,195, was taken from the store’s front sidewalk display.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

They couldn't bear to part with it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



eagle, birdie, grizzly

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
No matter how you slice it, those criminals are a fairway off of being up to par with the rest of society.

















Bear pun.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I can't help but post this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PllrfeiVw

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Adam Sandler was a mistake.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Adam Sandler was a mistake.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The other account got suspended, so I guess he won. :smith:

https://twitter.com/911VICTIM2/status/944794798174633985

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Probably not for long.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Bees attack Brazilian cops in sting gone wrong

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
Wow, that would freak me out.

I'm allergic to cops.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Pennsylvania cop shooting suspect's 'a chicken, not a terrorist': Ex-brother-in-law

You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a terrorist, you're a chicken, Boo.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Bitcoin mining’ll get ya like that.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Woman with most annoying Christmas decorations ever finally executed

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Good to see my own city joining the illustrious ranks of Florida Man.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Swans are usually so quick to judge, and then attack, people. Maybe this man has discovered the secret to swan-human harmony. Zeus raping that woman definitely does not count.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

The MSJ posted:

Swans are usually so quick to judge, and then attack, people. Maybe this man has discovered the secret to swan-human harmony. Zeus raping that woman definitely does not count.

Zeus counts.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

doverhog posted:

Zeus counts.

It's cultural appropriation.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/AmySpiro/status/945016360869990401

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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