Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

How can you people disrespect a Prince like that?

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

How can you people disrespect a Prince like that?

Acebuckeye13 posted:

There's only one Prince I recognize and he passed away last year.

BadOptics posted:

wikipedia posted:

The machine was successful because it was considered a humane form of execution, contrasting with the methods used in pre-revolutionary Ancien Régime. In France, before the invention of the guillotine, members of the nobility were beheaded with a sword or an axe, which often took two or more blows to kill the condemned. (The condemned or their families would sometimes pay the executioner to ensure that the blade was sharp, to achieve a quick and relatively painless death.) Commoners were usually hanged, which could take many minutes. In the early phase of the French Revolution, the slogan À la lanterne (in English: To the Lamp Post!, String Them Up! or Hang Them!) had become a symbol of popular justice in revolutionary France. The revolutionary radicals hanged officials and aristocrats from street lanterns. Other more gruesome methods of execution were also used, such as the wheel or burning at the stake.

Poppyseed Poundcake posted:

How can you people disrespect a Prince like that?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The secret santa spirit is alive and well.

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Zeris posted:

I think stakes & flame would be more appropriate. Or confine a dozen at a time to live in doublewides with only processed foods, industrially contaminated water, and of course no healthcare.

Zeris posted:

I think stakes & flame would be more appropriate. Or confine a dozen at a time to live in doublewides with only processed foods, industrially contaminated water, and of course no healthcare.

CoffeeQaddaffi posted:

There is only one Prince of Bel-Air, and he is Fresh. This rear end in a top hat is most definitely not fresh.

BigDave posted:

Since copying the Russians seems to be in vogue, perhaps a Makarov to the back of the head?

quote:

Blokhin initially decided on an ambitious quota of 300 executions per night; and engineered an efficient system in which the prisoners were individually led to a small antechamber—which had been painted red and was known as the "Leninist room"—for a brief and cursory positive identification, before being handcuffed and led into the execution room next door. The room was specially designed with padded walls for soundproofing, a sloping concrete floor with a drain and hose, and a log wall for the prisoners to stand against. Blokhin would stand waiting behind the d3oor in his executioner garb: a leather butcher's apron, leather hat, and shoulder-length leather gloves. Then, without a hearing, the reading of a sentence or any other formalities, each prisoner was brought in and restrained by guards while Blokhin shot him once in the base of the skull with a German Walther Model 2 .25 ACP pistol.[13][14][15] He had brought a briefcase full of his own Walther pistols, since he did not trust the reliability of the standard-issue Soviet TT-30 for the frequent, heavy use he intended.

Laranzu posted:

This poop making machine could come in handy in the future

Godholio posted:

Yeah but they eat a lot and grow out of clothes shockingly fast. Not cheap.

Zeris posted:

I think stakes & flame would be more appropriate. Or confine a dozen at a time to live in doublewides with only processed foods, industrially contaminated water, and of course no healthcare.

Torrannor posted:

As a German, I apologize for this particular noble, who is mostly known in Germany for urinating in public.

Soulex posted:

Jesus Christ imagine shooting someone in the head 300 times a night.

Soulex posted:

Jesus Christ imagine shooting someone in the head 300 times a night.

Capn Beeb posted:

Capitalize on the steamed hams thing

Capn Beeb posted:

Capitalize on the steamed hams thing

Waroduce posted:

*pulls his cigarette*
Makes me sick to my stomach, but than I remembered I had the Jambalaya MRE for lunch

Waroduce posted:

*pulls his cigarette*
Makes me sick to my stomach, but than I remembered I had the Jambalaya MRE for lunch

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I do not understand this joke because the emergency rations my country concocted for me were of a quality that did not pose any imminent threat to my digestion or well-being.

my kinda ape posted:

Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again

my kinda ape posted:

Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again

Soulex posted:

Jesus Christ imagine shooting someone in the head 300 times a night.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I think it was actually different people.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I do not understand this joke because the emergency rations my country concocted for me were of a quality that did not pose any imminent threat to my digestion or well-being.

Bored As gently caress posted:

I'm laughing like an idiot at your username

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

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It's a Christmas Miracle!

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