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Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I mean, I'd be all for that, hail Satan etc etc. That would rocket the 49ers far beyond the browns on the stupidest team in the NFL list, though.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Naturally Selected posted:

Soooo Jimmy G and the corpse of the 49ers just hung 44 points on the best defense in the league. :stare:

They... they're gonna do something unbelievably stupid and let him go FA, aren't they......

No, of course not. They may give him a giant contract, but they didn’t sign him for half the year just to let him walk next year if he looked decent.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Could NBC flex the Browns game next week to primetime, so the nation could watch 0-16?

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Looks like the Seaatle Seahawks are about to get RED HOT just in time for the playoffs, Cardinals may be from Arizona, which is actually good because they are gonna need some Aloe Vera for all their burnt assholes


Seahawks playoffs, the rest of you are on notice

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BigPaddy posted:

Back to the Pats after Brady is released.

Jed York would almost certainly be murdered if this happens. Fast Eddie still has mob ties and the Niners fanbase still includes a lot of people who aren't tech weenies.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jimmy G beating the Jags clinched the Pats a bye.

BB knew.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spoeank posted:

Jimmy G beating the Jags clinched the Pats a bye.

BB knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JuK1Yr35Io&t=8s

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Pungry posted:

The NFC West: It's good.

I believe you meant the NFC South, which might end up with 1/2 of the teams playing in the NFC playoffs.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Silly Burrito posted:

I believe you meant the NFC South, which might end up with 1/2 of the teams playing in the NFC playoffs.



# of jimmy Gs in the NFCS: zero

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Spoeank posted:

# of jimmy Gs in the NFCS: zero

Well, there used to be one about three years ago.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Revenge of the Bort

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
The 49ers have plenty of cap space to franchise Jimmy G if they need to, right?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

iospace posted:

This one?



(Febreeze did it)

e: oh you said gif, never mind. Still.

my favorite thing about this image is that febreeze seemingly took the time to make sure that Tom has a gratuitously sized package for Eli to kick

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Eric the Mauve posted:

The 49ers have plenty of cap space to franchise Jimmy G if they need to, right?

They'll still have over 90 MM if they franchise him

Edit: they have so much more than the #3 team they stay in second behind Cleveland even if they tag Handsome James lmao

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Eric the Mauve posted:

The 49ers have plenty of cap space to franchise Jimmy G if they need to, right?

5 times over, yes.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Eric the Mauve posted:

The 49ers have plenty of cap space to franchise Jimmy G if they need to, right?

I think this is their plan but he has been so good they might go whole hog and sign him to a long term.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Eric the Mauve posted:

The 49ers have plenty of cap space to franchise Jimmy G if they need to, right?

They have $116m in cap space next year and like $55m this year, so yeah they can sign an entirely new team if they wish.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Turdsdown Tom posted:

my favorite thing about this image is that febreeze seemingly took the time to make sure that Tom has a gratuitously sized package for Eli to kick

Well he’s not that good at visual humor so he thought he had to overexaggerate it so viewers would get the high level joke of a nutshot

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
So someone mentioned that Josh Gordon has to either take a 3 year minimum or never play in the NFL again?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
The 49ers beating the Patriots in super bowl 52 would own

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Tae posted:

So someone mentioned that Josh Gordon has to either take a 3 year minimum or never play in the NFL again?

So he doesn’t have 3 accrued seasons because he was suspended for the final game of 2014 and he lost his legal battle to count it anyway, thus making that season not count. He can then be designated an exclusive rights free agent this FA period which means they can offer Gordon the minimum and then nobody else can sign him. Next season he would be a RFA so he could leave if a team would give up a first or second for him but with his history they just won’t. But that season he’d make much more than the minimum. He could then be a UDFA in 2020.

Diqnol fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Dec 25, 2017

Naturally Selected
Nov 28, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Keith Atherton posted:

The 49ers beating the Patriots in super bowl 52 would own

53. They're not making it in this year.

And yes there'd be something poetic in Jimmy G retiring Brady.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The most sensible thing for the Browns to do would be to offer Gordon a 2+ year contract with a low base salary, but a ton of incentives.

Costs them nothing if he fucks up and gives him the chance to be a solidly paid player if he performs.

There's absolutely no reason to hose him with a minimum contract, they need goodwill FAR more then they need cap space currently.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Also:

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Tom Brady is fine with crashing into the ground apparently.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Cardinals just pitched their first shutout since 1992.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/JourdanRodrigue/status/945108563646713858

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/DavidMooreDMN/status/945107281192112130

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/EdwardEgrosFox4/status/945120931478990848

https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/945087899724337152

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Thank god they won.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Panthers photographers need to turn on their flashes

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Well that’s... awkward.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Shouldn't it have just been 'Mister'?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

"Look what good well behaved boys we are!"

Good god that's embarrassing I'm amazed the owners are afraid of the next CBA negotiation.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/mercbrownie/status/945101179591077888

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

GobiasIndustries posted:

Shouldn't it have just been 'Mister'?

Master

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

NICE

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

AsInHowe posted:

Could NBC flex the Browns game next week to primetime, so the nation could watch 0-16?

It'll probably be Panthers-Falcons

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Nice.

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