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Superkick Caldwell through a barbershop window and air that poo poo LIVE on local Detroit news.
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merry christmas you filthy animals, the bears are going to hire jeff fisher
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R.D. Mangles posted:merry christmas you filthy animals, the bears are going to hire jeff fisher I will laugh so loving hard
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R.D. Mangles posted:merry christmas you filthy animals, the bears are going to hire jeff fisher He's got the mustache and the lovely attitude.
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R.D. Mangles posted:merry christmas you filthy animals, the bears are going to hire jeff fisher Don't you put that goddamn evil on them
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Get used to it, Ashawn. This is your life until your rookie contract expires. https://twitter.com/Hoodie_AR/status/945054873690824704
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Matt Patricia to the Lions, Jeff Fisher to the Bears and Dom Capers given a multi-year extension would be extremely my poo poo.
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iospace posted:Counterpoint: Rodgers beat the Bengals for the first time ever this year. Stafford is 0-3 against them
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Fenrir posted:A Vikings/Jags super bowl is still possible and until it isn't, you bastards can't take my dreams away. Vikings-Bills can still happen, too. But it won't because the Bills benched Tyrod and they're going to miss the playoffs because of that loss.
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Fire Caldwell. Off of the Earth. In a rocket. Into the Sun.
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Cim Jaldwell I'd hire this Cim character after Jim was fired. Mirror Universe Caldwell is probably the opposite of mediocre and uninspiring.
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R.D. Mangles posted:the bears literally beat the entire AFC north, crown their rear end They let 'em off the hook!
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Hire Jim Schwartz Would unironically take Schwartz back with a more talented roster because at least they would give a poo poo again.
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C-Euro posted:Would unironically take Schwartz back with a more talented roster because at least they would give a poo poo again. Schwartz apparently played favourites with his players, giving preferential treatment and letting them get away with anything. This created an us vs then atmosphere with the rest of the other players and created a divide in the locker room.
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Hire Jim Schwartz C-Euro posted:Would unironically take Schwartz back with a more talented roster because at least they would give a poo poo again. Caldwell needs to go but this is a pretty bad take. Schwartz was a hothead who, as Hizawk mentioned, played favorites, led an extremely undisciplined team, and only had one good season that ended in a 45-28 blowout against the Saints. He also squandered the best opportunity the Lions have ever had for an NFC North title in 2013, and proved himself to be a classless fuckass when he had himself carried off the field when the Bills won against the Lions the next year (A victory that had less to do with Schwartz's defense and more with the Lions' utterly dire kicker situation). The problem with the Lions this year and last year isn't that the team doesn't give a poo poo-if anything, the team has proved time and time again under Caldwell's tenure that they'll play their hearts out even in hopeless situations, like when they almost caught up to the Saints in what should've been a complete blowout earlier this year. The problem the Lions have faced is that the team, time and time again, has been ill-prepared for games and has been consistently unable to either exploit the weaknesses of opposing teams or work to cover up the weaknesses of their own. Not all of this is the coaching staff's fault-the O-Line and D-Line have both been utterly devastated by injuries, which exposed a horrific lack of depth in those positions. Even then, however, the coaching staff has routinely failed to adjust, continuing for example to cling to a hopeless run game even after they payed $135 million dollars to Stafford to throw the loving ball. I don't think Caldwell is a bad coach, persay, and I don't hate him like I hated Schwartz in his final days. But he's also not a good coach, and I think it's definitely come time for the Lions to move on. Of course, what's going to come next is Quinn is going to hire Patricia or some other loving Patriots retread and I'll be wishing for the good ol' days of getting blown out in the playoffs every other year 
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Jim Schwartz is a better coach than Jim Caldwell in literally every facet of the game
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Jim Schwartz is a better coach than Jim Caldwell in literally every facet of the game is facial expressions a facet
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Jim Schwartz is a better coach than Jim Caldwell in literally every facet of the game quote:In their home finale, the Lions met the Giants in a game that the Lions needed to win to stay in the division race. The Lions were having trouble scoring and could only muster a field goal before halftime while the Giants built 13 points to maintain their lead. The Lions would manage to return by scoring 17 unanswered points in the third and fourth quarters. However, an interception thrown by Stafford led to the Giants tying the game. As the clock ran out with the score tied, Head Coach Jim Schwartz decided to let the game go into overtime despite Detroit possessing two timeouts. This led to many fans booing at the decision, and Schwartz appeared to yell angrily at the booing crowd. After both teams went 3 and out with the Giants having the starting possession, the Giants managed to record a 45-yard field goal to win the game and seal the Lions' fate. gently caress Jim Schwartz
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Dec 25, 2017 06:32
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Detroit_Dogg posted:Hire Jim Schwartz
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Here's what I think of Jim Schwartz. *flushes a photograph of Jim Schwartz down the turlet* Hire.... ..... *shakes Magic 8 ball* .....David Shaw.
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i'm ready for a midwestern team to hire a person named "jim bob cooter"
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We absolutely should have fired Schwartz when we did but I was still sad to see him go. With Caldwell I feel nothing but annoyance and disappointment.
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From a Packer fan perspective the rivalry was way juicier when Schwartz was the coach. The Caldwell Lions are just... kinda there. I hope your next coach brings fire to the team.
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I'd rather have ten more years of Caldwell than see one more game of Schwartz-coached Lions. gently caress that noise all the way around.
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GeneX posted:Don't you put that goddamn evil on them He is not putting that evil on them. He just understands that the biggest meatball fans in Chicago are the owners. If you are a Bears fan and don't secretly fear that the Bears are dumb enough to do this, you do not understand who runs this team.
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SKULL.GIF posted:From a Packer fan perspective the rivalry was way juicier when Schwartz was the coach. The Caldwell Lions are just... kinda there. Schwartz brought fire as the Packers swept the Lions and Caldwell was just kinda there as the Packers split with the Lions.  (This probably doesn't line up as cleanly as I want it to)
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I’m just glad we can all agree that Zim is the B.B. of our division.
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VJeff posted:Well, this feels pretty bad, but at least it's not as hard as it is for Packers fans, who have to wake up every day knowing that they have a bad defensive coordinator. lol I love how goddamn bitter you are
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Big Beef City posted:lol I love how goddamn bitter you are I picture him refreshing the thread desperately for any mention of the word "Packers," lip quivering the whole time Also merry christmas you fucks
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I had a Kringle pastry last night and idk how anyone in Wisconsin lives past 40
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Good Will Hrunting posted:idk how anyone in Wisconsin lives past 40 the sacred elixer scott walker distilled from the tears of public employees' families
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VJeff posted:Schwartz brought fire as the Packers swept the Lions and Caldwell was just kinda there as the Packers split with the Lions. I still don't quite understand how we won @ Lambeau in 2015. I remember the place holder getting a couple fingers on that GW field goal attempt and sending it off course but I don't remember how it got to that point in the first place.
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Good Will Hrunting posted:I had a Kringle pastry last night and idk how anyone in Wisconsin lives past 40 I bought two kringles for the holidays and my heart valves are slowly closing but I'm happy
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