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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Misogynice Job! posted:

i'm convinced that the O'Hara Mazda car dealership a few towns over from me is a sect of secret zoroastrians

I'm gonna make a mental note of that name in case I ever end up as a sitcom writer.

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The Gang try to Buy a Mazda

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/...%3D3284%23pti25

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 384 days!

you see deaths I see new space for JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dreddout posted:

It's actually extremely hard for zoroastrians to get sky burial'd in most parts of the world.

it's become a major crisis for the long-standing zoroastrian community in india, where pesticides have driven to near-extinction the raptors that used to make sky burial feasible there

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



The rest of the that sign got cut off, but it should read "Trump Digs Coal Miners Graves"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
bringing back the grave digging industry in a huge way

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

zeal posted:

it's become a major crisis for the long-standing zoroastrian community in india, where pesticides have driven to near-extinction the raptors that used to make sky burial feasible there

mah first amendmunt rites

zen death robot
May 27, 2001
if alll the coal miners die then the govt can save money on unemployment or retraining workers

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

That's the trade off for Trump preventing any airliner crashes / deaths last year, you ingrate.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

PotatoJudge posted:

That's the trade off for Trump preventing any airliner crashes / deaths last year, you ingrate.

what did he give us for allowing the mass shootings

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Uh, only the most sacred of items, the SECOND AMENDMENT(Hallowed be its name)

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

what did he give us for allowing the mass shootings

Orb.

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



The trump voter down the street from me who is morbidly obese and supports school prayer had an ambulance outside his house on Christmas day.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


http://www.wyofile.com/federal-giveaways-big-coal-leave-ranchers-taxpayers-cold/

quote:

As the mines grew and oil and gas wells came, Turner lost not only his ranch’s abundant water, but also 6,000 acres he once leased as grazing land — scraped away to reach the coal. Now his cattle herd is half what it was, calves near the coal mines die at alarming rates, and he has had to spend thousands of dollars drilling deeper and deeper wells, eating into an already reduced income.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Such is the price we pay for clean coal.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Zil posted:

Such is the price we pay for clean coal.

Cleansing coal.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

cenotaph posted:

The trump voter down the street from me who is morbidly obese and supports school prayer had an ambulance outside his house on Christmas day.

God's taking back his angel

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
By the end of the century coal country is just going to be Morodor with honest to god Orcs running around. Just needs Silicon Valley to develop the biotech so all rich people can be seven foot tall elves to complete the picture.*

*Just joshing, with all the insane health fads they're into they'll merely become a race of pale Orcs.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/RideTheCurve/status/947239473808592896

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




hey don't worry bucko

we're still on the hook to give them $7 million to relocate the factory at least

too bad the numerous vocal opponents to Trump's lovely rear end deal got zero airtime at the time lol because we were all right

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Twitter user "Ride The Curve"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/alexandriac97/status/946844988129906688

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



The thread was not as bad as I was expecting, I did like how someone mentioned infrastructure week would have been done by now.

https://twitter.com/JohnT15/status/948657883239059457

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
took me about 30 seconds to find confederate flags on her twitter account

https://twitter.com/alexandriac97/status/900896969543036928

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


"I was a young and stupid 18-year-old. Thank goodness I now have the perspective of a wise and worldly 19-year-old."

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Powered Descent posted:

"I was a young and stupid 18-year-old. Thank goodness I now have the perspective of a wise and worldly 19-year-old."

it was his first election; you're allowed a mulligan on that one

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

took me about 30 seconds to find confederate flags on her twitter account

https://twitter.com/alexandriac97/status/900896969543036928

lol

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

took me about 30 seconds to find confederate flags on her twitter account

https://twitter.com/alexandriac97/status/900896969543036928

Confederate flags are the American wall rug

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Doomtalker posted:

Confederate flags are the American wall rug

weird how some cultures display things on the wall that belong on the ground, trod underfoot

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Doomtalker posted:

Confederate flags are the American wall rug

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Doomtalker posted:

Confederate flags are the American prayer rug

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/948763992604008448

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Fake

https://twitter.com/RideTheCurve/status/761013161927389185

https://twitter.com/RideTheCurve/status/820632273078853632

https://twitter.com/RideTheCurve/status/746032815217606657

https://twitter.com/RideTheCurve/status/824652461466152963

https://twitter.com/RideTheCurve/status/657283230190534656

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Yeah I doubt she's a loving national park ranger at 19. She probably works in a gift shop at a gas station 20 miles out.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


BAE OF PIGS posted:

Yeah I doubt she's a loving national park ranger at 19. She probably works in a gift shop at a gas station 20 miles out.

best case scenario she does seasonal interpretation work lol

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
r/the_donald is unhappy with jeff sessions pot policy

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

r/the_donald is unhappy with jeff sessions pot policy

yeah yeah whatever, they'll fall in line once Strong Daddy endorses it

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


the gently caress did they think would happen

i can understand people deluding themselves about donny, but who the gently caress hears the name JEFFERY BEAUREGARD JEFFERSON and thinks he's pro pot

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
they are not very bright, no

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