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C-Euro posted:Watching A Christmas Story and I got a question for y'all- what's Scut Farkus' deal? Does he go to their school or is he some weird grifter or...? My head-canon is that his dad beats the poo poo out of him every night.
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axeil posted:My girlfriend got me an LED light for my toilet. You can set it to change colors. Shitter's full.
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My personal a christmas story theory is everything that happens after hes assigned his theme happens in his head
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Ehud posted:Even "to"?! Especially the "to"
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axeil posted:My girlfriend got me an LED light for my toilet. You can set it to change colors. Thaddius the Large posted:Most definitely! A giant pot of spicy, semi-liquidized meat is always a good choice.
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I mentioned to my girlfriend a few weeks ago that I lost my mortar and pestle during my last move. So she got me a spice grinder for Christmas. Except it’s a marijuana grinder shaped like the Death Star. She found it on amazon listed as an “herb grinder” and had no idea. It’s the most unintentionally funny gift I’ve ever gotten and I love it.
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HatfulOfHollow posted:I mentioned to my girlfriend a few weeks ago that I lost my mortar and pestle during my last move. So she got me a spice grinder for Christmas. Except it’s a marijuana grinder shaped like the Death Star. She found it on amazon listed as an “herb grinder” and had no idea. But like a decoder ring from Ovaltine.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:My head-canon is that his dad beats the poo poo out of him every night. I mean this is probably true but is he like an older kid at Ralphie's school? Why is he always hanging around that alley?
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:America needs to end. i agree with this post https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/945126026824298497
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https://twitter.com/thedweck/status/945028045869670402 Hahahahahahahahahaha Vertical Lime posted:i agree with this post Someone here has a good rebuttal. https://twitter.com/pftcommenter/status/945145904310386688
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Vertical Lime posted:i agree with this post https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/945136186825179136
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Played uno with the nephew and then we all took turns playing Just Dance on the Switch. I crushed the Beyoncé songs but otherwise couldn’t compete with my sister Shimrra Jamaane posted:My head-canon is that his dad beats the poo poo out of him every night. Same
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Dec 25, 2017 06:03
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The guy who wrote A Christmas Story is the grandfather of one of my friends from college. Unfortunately this does not give me any insight into Scott Farkas and what his deal is though.
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My parents had never seen Die Hard before I'm currently fixing that, but man, it starts slow
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The Glumslinger posted:My parents had never seen Die Hard before Welcome to the party, mr glumslinger
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"I'M NOT THE ONE THAT JUST GOT BUTTFUCKED ON NATIONAL TV, DWAYNE!" Die Hard owns
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Proof that Die Hard is a Christmas Movie™: Truck stops around the nation have a bin of bargain DVDs that changes on a seasonal basis, and right now Die Hard is in that bin with Home Alone and A Christmas Story and both versions of The Grinch Stole Christmas and other Christmas Movies™. By the way, the DVD selection around Halloween is hilarious. Rob Zombie and Snoop Dogg make the best worst Halloween movies.
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Durandal1707 posted:"I'M NOT THE ONE THAT JUST GOT BUTTFUCKED ON NATIONAL TV, DWAYNE!" No fuckin poo poo lady do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza is the top movie line of all time
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Dec 25, 2017 07:14
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I just found out that the girl who plays Zuzu in Its A Wonderful Life now lives in my hometown. Granted, she's in her 70s now, but that's kind of cool, given she has the most iconic phrase in that movie.
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Dec 25, 2017 07:20
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Every year, my whole family watches Die Hard together after the Lakers play. Tomorrow is going to be fuuuuun!
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We are literally watching die hard right now. Christmas in Hollis drops................ now
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im glad im an atheist so i don't have to watch that crap
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hifi posted:im glad im an atheist so i don't have to watch that crap Tell us more about not watching John McClane off terrorists to own the god believers
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hifi posted:im glad im an atheist so i don't have to watch that crap Well in a way atheists win because it's ultimately a condemnation of Christmas in its modern form
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Every year, my whole family watches Die Hard together after the Lakers play. Tomorrow is going to be fuuuuun! I'm going to the game tomorrow with my dad  Also, #2 christmas movie is definitely Scrooged Have you tried staples?
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BlindSite posted:Elements of socialism are fine. I made a joke about killing five ish people, the tiki torchers actually killed a person and want to kill half of the country.
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Dec 25, 2017 08:29
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The Glumslinger posted:I'm going to the game tomorrow with my dad That's awesome! I am incredibly jealous! Staples is great but I haven't been there on a holiday before...although downtown LA will basically be shutdown so traffic probably won't be an issue. Bring a sign with something about win shares so I know it's you e: I figure that's the easiest way to be like "yo that dude posts in the NBA thread" 3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Dec 25, 2017 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Frozen is so good and I will never not sing a long to every song Tangled is better 
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Its Rinaldo posted:Tangled is better You're not wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-3K-uU9TL0
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Its Rinaldo posted:Tangled is better just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0T8Cd4UhA
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Dec 25, 2017 08:57
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Princess and the Frog is the best thing Disney animation has cranked out since the Lion King, come at me.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Frozen is so good and I will never not sing a long to every song Its Rinaldo posted:Tangled is better You should both just... Let It Go. 
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Dec 25, 2017 09:30
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Welp, burned my sugar cookies. Since Christmas is ruined I'm all in for blowing up America now or whatever we were talking about.
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The Puppy Bowl posted:Welp, burned my sugar cookies. Since Christmas is ruined I'm all in for blowing up America now or whatever we were talking about. sorry about your cookies I just woke up to my wife frantically pulling my little dog off the bed as she threw up white foam. She does that sometimes if she goes too long in between meals. lol it was gross
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Frozen is so good and I will never not sing a long to every song hell yeah 
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I can see why my girlfriend's dad took me to the Orvis factory store and the bar in the afternoon yesterday Pray for us
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My daughter has gotten like 20+ presents so far from various relatives and Santa and still has 4 more from mommy and myself to open when we get home from the in-laws tomorrow. 
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Merry Christmas to all and may you all make it through the gift opening before someone punches uncle ben and spill out into the streets whooping like a barroom brawl.
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