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First guy: sorry about your broke dick. Second guy: that sucks too and there's no good option. Either you stay with her and support her through therapy and deal with the likely negative consequences, or leave and be called a dick by some people. Only you can say whether the relationship is solid enough to stick it through such a major thing, but from my perspective the best thing for both sides is probably to end it and encourage her to keep doing the therapy thing. You're certainly not obligated to stay with her imho.
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brokedick goon: get a sports car, they make better penis proxies and working on them is way better than animes
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Penises are a big hassle anyway, life's easier without needing sex
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got any sevens posted:Penises are a big hassle anyway, life's easier without needing sex Dude they're supposed to be anonymous
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Burt Sexual posted:Dude they're supposed to be anonymous Sexually speaking he is.
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Broke dick dude: More therapy with the right kind of therapist might do it...or if nothing else helps, you could take a heroic dose of magic mushrooms with a friendly sitter around. Psylocybin has shown very promising results with treating mental traumata, depression, etc.: http://www.businessinsider.de/psychedelics-depression-anxiety-alcoholism-mental-illness-2017-1 Disclaimer: I'm nzt a doctor blablabla, so be careful, but whatever happens, it can't be worse than your trauma + a broken dick.
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Hallucinogens, truly the panacea of the SomethingAwful forums.
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SavageGentleman posted:Broke dick dude: More therapy with the right kind of therapist might do it...or if nothing else helps, you could take a heroic dose of magic mushrooms with a friendly sitter around. Psylocybin has shown very promising results with treating mental traumata, depression, etc.: http://www.businessinsider.de/psychedelics-depression-anxiety-alcoholism-mental-illness-2017-1 "my nigga have u tried lsd"
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On the one hand that's in incredibly poor taste given the circumstances, but if it were my broken dick and crippling anime addiction I'd try anything once.
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when your brain is already hosed up, might as well scramble it & see what happens
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Modus Pwnens posted:On the one hand that's in incredibly poor taste given the circumstances not really the same kind of drugs. no one destroys their life and family with a magic mushroom addiction
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Son of Man posted:not really the same kind of drugs. no one destroys their life and family with a magic mushroom addiction LSD isn't addictive either, so v0v
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If it's good enough for the CIA to accidentally create hippies with in attempts at developing means of mind control, it's good enough for goon self-therapy.
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Inescapable Duck posted:If it's good enough for the CIA to accidentally create hippies with in attempts at developing means of mind control, it's good enough for goon self-therapy. Consult your therapist (do not gently caress) re: The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
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Viagra seems like it is probably a decent option???
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Viagra seems like it is probably a decent option??? I would be very careful about the use of Viagra as long as the erection problems do not stem from somatic, but psychological reasons. Using Viagra as a bandaid without also fighting the psychological reasons for the person's wellbeing a) allows the mental problems to fester without being adressed and b) plays into the hands of Big Pharma which has aleady spent billions of advertising money to persuade the American public that every problem can and MUST be solved with more medication.
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Priapism is real and will make your dick hurt afterwards
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Dear Anonymous Brokedick Goon: your prostate is your friend
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quote:I have recently been dumped by a girl I really liked and I'm very down about it. I think this might qualify as addictive behavior honestly I dunno dude if you're dating two other women I'm not gonna fall all over myself with sympathy for the third dumping you  quote:This is the DC leaker. I sent in a fesh recently about UFOs, but that bullshit was not what I sent in[1]. I am not clear if you lost my confession or chose to type up a new one and claim it as mine[2]. Do I need to start PGP signing my feshes? Extremely disappointed in you loquacius. I won't be sending in any more confessions after this. Dude calm your poo poo. I just said it sounded like you. Anyway this guy has threatened to stop sending in confessions before and I'm honestly ok with it
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lol drat imagine having such a fragile ego that your second mistress leaving you constitutes a major blow. Do you think your dick is magic? What exactly do you think your mistresses get out of this that makes it a good long term proposition for them? Of course they'll get fed up with it, eventually. You better loving hope so! The alternative is actually worse for you!
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Cheating goon, whatever you do please do not inflict your boring rear end chatlog on us.
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Not only do I have zero sympathy for serial cheaters, you are likely suffering from severe emotional damage. Polyphilia/multiamory can be real in many people, but what you are experiencing is “being a cheating piece of poo poo” and I hope your other 2 partners bail on you for being a garbage dump. Authority: never been cheated on, used to cheat a lot because I thought I was slick, now dead inside.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Cheating goon, whatever you do please do not inflict your boring rear end chatlog on us.
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Absolutely post those depressing chat logs so we can laugh at you
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I'd prefer the chat log to yet another "haha I MADE all of you call me a wienie-boy, and you never even realized!" puppet master fesh
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Cheating goon, whatever you do please do not inflict your boring rear end chatlog on us. What have you been doing to get all of these spicy avatars lately?
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DC fesher should shut up unless he links us the pisstape.
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DC fesher should tell us which congresman/senator has their intern edit wikipedia.
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Go ahead and send in the chat log, as long as you understand we will be laughing at your stupid, cheating rear end. It's better than all these conspiracy feshes.
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Merry Christmas, everyone, I got you the same present I get you every day  quote:So, I've got a pretty horiffic genetic skin condition. If I do nothing about it, I look like a monster 24/7. If I do something about it, and I have, I look kind of normal but I gain a bunch of weight and end up looking like a fat ugly monster. It depends on the skin condition -- I'm picturing Deadpool personally -- but I'd honestly go with fat. There are a lot of fat people in the world. quote:This is half confession, half don't text when you're drunk PSA. A couple nights ago I apparently added my ex's phone number back into my phone and started texting her. I have no memory of doing this, but I got a call from the police yesterday asking if they could come talk to me. I said sure and they brought a printout of what I had texted. It started out kind of cordial and catching up on things until she mentioned she was married and had a kid.
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quote:What I said next was extremely corny stuff that would even be way over the top in a lifetime movie where I threatened to kill her husband and daughter in front of her and then kill her and so on.  Pretty sure Taken wasn't a lifetime movie dude
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loquacius posted:Merry Christmas, everyone, I got you the same present I get you every day What an idiot. “LOL officer how awkward. Boy was I drunk when I sent those criminal threats. What do you mean I may be charged with a crime? I was drunk.” dont talk to police
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na dude, it's completely normal to black out and threaten innocent people's lives and joke about murdering kids to their parent, who you used to gently caress. That's like a totally normal thing and you're just yuckin' it up with the rest of us, lol such a card u are
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Dannywilson posted:What have you been doing to get all of these spicy avatars lately? I don't really know. I'm not even sure when this one happened since I have avatars off but at least it's better than the last rude one. I miss knowing my duck is there with me though. e: also I've been known to do/say some stupid things when drunk but that confession is a bit beyond "stupid" and I'm pretty sure if that happened to me I wouldn't allow myself to come within 500 feet of alcohol for the rest of my life. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Dec 25, 2017 |
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Bust Rodd posted:na dude, it's completely normal to black out and threaten innocent people's lives and joke about murdering kids to their parent, who you used to gently caress. "well technically he was too drunk to consent to a discussion of heated emotional topics, if anything that FEMALE should be charged with intentional infliction of emotional distress" 
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Bust Rodd posted:na dude, it's completely normal to black out and threaten innocent people's lives and joke about murdering kids to their parent, who you used to gently caress. Yeah, it's not like getting off the booze should be an option just because his drunken behaviour ended his relationship and is now prompting a restraining order against him and jail time if he gets drunk and breaches it.
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BigBadSteve posted:if he gets drunk and breaches it. Honestly it sounds more like a "when" situation than an "if".
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Hmmm, when I drunkenly text exes its usually to awkwardly flirt. Maybe threatening to kill them and all that is dear to them is the better way to go.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hmmm, when I drunkenly text exes its usually to awkwardly flirt. Maybe threatening to kill them and all that is dear to them is the better way to go. my drunken texts are usually just, like, embarrassingly e/n. like teenage level poo poo. it's not the booze that makes people get violent when drunk, that anger and disregard for human life were there all along
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You guys are being too harsh; I always see the humour when someone texts me threatening to kill me and my child. If I do get worried I just think that they must be drunk, and that calms me because a drunk person would never do those things.
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