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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Original_Z posted:

I don’t understand why so many currencies exist! Looking at the exchanges give me a huge list, along with the “popular” ones there are several I never heard of like Zcash trading for several hundred.
Every coin has a very important role to play in the emerging blockchain economy of tomorrow! There’s Storj for distributed storage, Golem for distributed computing, FunFair for gambling, DopeCoin or KushCoin or CannaCoin for pretending to buy drugs, Monero for actually buying drugs, GunCoin for buying guns, TitCoin for buying porn, FirstBlood for video games, DogeCoin (presumably) for doggies, Dentacoin for dentistry...

Say goodbye to the boring old ‘one currency for all goods and services’; now every single economic, technological or social transaction has its own unique and vibrant currency with computational requirements and transaction delays that will really surprise you!!

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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

This isn't some bubble. This isn't some mass of morons throwing money into anything that moves up regardless of whether it has any actual value or not. This is the new economy. A meme based currency IS a billion dollar idea. You nocoin idiots just don't understand how out of date you are.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Salt Fish posted:

This post reads like you took 3-4 other posts that were basically factual and then glued them together into a new one that doesn't make any sense. The dude wanted to know why etherium exists and the answer is roughly that the author wanted to fix the wasteful nature of mining. I've seen dozens of people in this thread complain about all the waste involved in mining, so you'd think it'd be well received to have someone playing around with the basis of a partial fix. This iteration has some clear issues, but that's part of the process of inventing. It's not the protocol's fault that idiots pick up the open source project and try to speculate with it.

What? I don't think that's right at all. While it's true that the creator eventually expressed a desire to transition to proof of stake (which in practice is not actually less wasteful than proof of work) there's no clear timeline for when this would happen, and that certainly wasn't the reason that Ethereum was created. Ethereum was designed to be a smart contracts platform first and foremost

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



lazorexplosion posted:

Let me explain why there are so many coins

So that's why everyone is making their own coins.
:dogge:

How's JuggaloCoin doing?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

lazorexplosion posted:

I know you have many questions. I hope this explains everything.


All cryptocurrency is Bran because it's carried by giant retards. :smuggo:

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


and next week it will only be worth a friendship

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
lmao, imagine if all the processing power used for pretend fun bucks had been used to compute for cancer research? Merry loving Christmas

Turmoil
Jun 27, 2000

Forum Veteran


Young Urchin

Looks like he deleted it, but it's still cached:

quote:

I'm using a throwaway because I do post regularly to this and other subs and would prefer my situation not be linked.

I'm sitting here on Christmas morning, the only one in the house and nursing a glass of red wine as I type this out. I guess I should be clear, I realise that it was my own actions that caused my wife to leave me and not Bitcoin but it did play a direct role in leading me down the path that has brought me to where I am right now.

Several months ago I convinced my wife to allow me to redraw some of the equity in our family home. Thanks to a recent valuation we had almost $200K of approved equity available but we both agreed I would only redraw up to $50K max in blocks of $10K to buy Bitcoin.

Which I did.

Fast forward to over a week ago - Bitcoin was mooning and the FOMO was strong. I saw the price climbing rapidly and had visions of telling my wife over Christmas cocktails that we were going to buy a new car with our incredible windfall. So without her knowledge I decided to buy in with the remainder of our equity - all $150K and go long with the bulk of it. Those transactions completed several days ago and we all know what happened next.

She knew something was wrong with me because of how I was constantly checking the portfolio since the crash. Unfortunately the damage was done, I was completely REKT and in disbelief. I was tempted to leverage the BTC I had left to try and recover my losses but I knew that was just a losers game. Worst of all I had to tell my wife who had no idea what was coming.

I told her everything last night.

I won't go into the specific details but to say there was a lot of yelling, crying and screaming - all of it directed at me. I agreed to cash out what little BTC I had left and return it to the mortgage account. She packed her suitcase and called her sister who picked her up close to midnight and left without saying another word. After she left I did as we agreed, cashing out the BTC and transferring it to our account. I messaged her to say it had been done. An hour later I get a message back from her: It's over, you're reckless and stupid and I'm leaving.

I haven't slept all night. I don't think I will tonight either. I will always remember this Christmas now as the one when Bitcoin ended my marriage.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


It’s a Christmas miracle

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

XK posted:

If nobody can tell me what Ethereum does, by noon EST, tomorrow, December 25th, I'm going to declare that anyone putting money into ETH is a big dummy.

Nobody even tried. Sad!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Turmoil posted:

Looks like he deleted it, but it's still cached:

If she really loved him, she would’ve stuck around for the inevitable rebound and further price skyrocket next year, up to 100,0p00’ dollars!!!! GOOOD RIDDANCE, BITHC!

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Turmoil posted:

Looks like he deleted it, but it's still cached:

He should be up a million if he bought $50000 worth months ago

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Turmoil posted:

Looks like he deleted it, but it's still cached:

That’s awesome. I bet the responses were delicious. Did he delete the thread or just the post?

oversteer
Jun 6, 2005

Is John McAfee seriously being paid to promote various shitcoins on Twitter? He plugs some coin, a load of bots buy it and push the price up, various fools buy at the inflated price, repeat every day?

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/943630578364112898

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/945301226580856832

https://twitter.com/dervisertugrul/status/944930411154731009

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

The first time I ever became aware of McAfee as a person is when a journalist recorded an interview with him down in Mexico, and he was clearly in the middle of a drug fueled mania.

He's basically the random guy screaming things at you in the street.

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007

Turmoil posted:

Looks like he deleted it, but it's still cached:

This is definitely real.

HCFJ
Nov 30, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Dmitri-9 posted:

He should be up a million if he bought $50000 worth months ago

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

XK posted:

Nobody even tried. Sad!

LOL you moron how could you say you're +ev at poker when you can't even tell me for sure what the river card will be?!!!

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

I love how it’s bitcoin’s fault his marriage went tits up and not, y’know, being a wild card with the roof over his head.

Turmoil
Jun 27, 2000

Forum Veteran


Young Urchin

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s awesome. I bet the responses were delicious. Did he delete the thread or just the post?

Earlier when I searched it the OP was removed, but it looks like it's showing now.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7m15em/after_9_years_together_bitcoin_has_cost_me_my/

ItBurns posted:

This is definitely real.
It's still amusing and you can imagine that it's happened to more than a few marriages.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Dmitri-9 posted:

He should be up a million if he bought $50000 worth months ago

No.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Just imagine finding out your spouse put tens or hundreds of thousands into bitcoin, without telling you, from a home equity loan, hard earned joint savings, or the children's college fund.

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

XK posted:

Just imagine finding out your spouse put tens or hundreds of thousands into bitcoin, without telling you, from a home equity loan, hard earned joint savings, or the children's college fund.
Justifiable murder imo

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

XK posted:

Just imagine finding out your spouse put tens or hundreds of thousands into bitcoin, without telling you, from a home equity loan, hard earned joint savings, or the children's college fund.

I would thank them for making us wealthy

Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
While the schadenfreude is delicious, trading anything is risky business and the guy's a moron. It doesn't matter if it's Bitcoin or corn futures, never risk what you can't afford to lose.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Even if the guy had made a billion dollars doing it, I would still get a divorce.

You don’t do stuff like that behind someone’s back

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Andrast posted:

Even if the guy had made a billion dollars doing it, I would still get a divorce.

You don’t do stuff like that behind someone’s back

Yeah exactly this is a trust thing

I would be like thanks for making my future divorce settlement huge

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Stefan Prodan posted:

Yeah exactly this is a trust thing

I would be like thanks for making my future divorce settlement huge

The right play is to trick the spouse into investing his/her money into bitcoin while you keep yours in USD.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Turmoil posted:

quote:

I won't go into the specific details but to say there was a lot of yelling, crying and screaming - all of it directed at me. I agreed to cash out what little BTC I had left and return it to the mortgage account. She packed her suitcase and called her sister who picked her up close to midnight and left without saying another word. After she left I did as we agreed, cashing out the BTC and transferring it to our account. I messaged her to say it had been done. An hour later I get a message back from her: It's over, you're reckless and stupid and I'm leaving.

It truly is an x-mas miracle.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/7m15em/after_9_years_together_bitcoin_has_cost_me_my/

Dmitri-9 posted:

He should be up a million if he bought $50000 worth months ago

Not if he was way over-leveraged when the bubble popped.


Turmoil posted:

Looks like he deleted it, but it's still cached:

quote:

I'm using a throwaway because I do post regularly to this and other subs and would prefer my situation not be linked.

I'm sitting here on Christmas morning, the only one in the house and nursing a glass of red wine as I type this out. I guess I should be clear, I realise that it was my own actions that caused my wife to leave me and not Bitcoin but it did play a direct role in leading me down the path that has brought me to where I am right now.

Several months ago I convinced my wife to allow me to redraw some of the equity in our family home. Thanks to a recent valuation we had almost $200K of approved equity available but we both agreed I would only redraw up to $50K max in blocks of $10K to buy Bitcoin.

Which I did.

Fast forward to over a week ago - Bitcoin was mooning and the FOMO was strong. I saw the price climbing rapidly and had visions of telling my wife over Christmas cocktails that we were going to buy a new car with our incredible windfall. So without her knowledge I decided to buy in with the remainder of our equity - all $150K and go long with the bulk of it. Those transactions completed several days ago and we all know what happened next.

She knew something was wrong with me because of how I was constantly checking the portfolio since the crash. Unfortunately the damage was done, I was completely REKT and in disbelief. I was tempted to leverage the BTC I had left to try and recover my losses but I knew that was just a losers game. Worst of all I had to tell my wife who had no idea what was coming.

I told her everything last night.

I won't go into the specific details but to say there was a lot of yelling, crying and screaming - all of it directed at me. I agreed to cash out what little BTC I had left and return it to the mortgage account. She packed her suitcase and called her sister who picked her up close to midnight and left without saying another word. After she left I did as we agreed, cashing out the BTC and transferring it to our account. I messaged her to say it had been done. An hour later I get a message back from her: It's over, you're reckless and stupid and I'm leaving.

I haven't slept all night. I don't think I will tonight either. I will always remember this Christmas now as the one when Bitcoin ended my marriage.

Merry Christmas everyone.


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

QuarkJets posted:


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Merry Cryptosmas, and happy HOLDidays

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

klafbang posted:

It truly is an x-mas miracle.

That was the only part of the story I had trouble believing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I starting using bitcoin because an online trader I deal with offered a 20% discount for using it, but the ridiculous variation in value, plus stupid exchange fees and stupider bitcoin mining fees are making using bitcoin an ordeal.
Hopefully it doesn't die out entirely, but there are to many flaky, unreliable, and downright dishonest people involved.
A virtual currency is a good idea, but it's being ruined by idiots.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Merry Cryptosmas, and happy HOLDidays

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Say Nothing posted:

I starting using bitcoin because an online trader I deal with offered a 20% discount for using it, but the ridiculous variation in value, plus stupid exchange fees and stupider bitcoin mining fees are making using bitcoin an ordeal.
Hopefully it doesn't die out entirely, but there are to many flaky, unreliable, and downright dishonest people involved.
A virtual currency is a good idea, but it's being ruined by idiots.

theoretical thing is good, but in practice it sucks

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

paternity suitor posted:

I think they'll do this, and it will work, because unlike Bitcoin they have an entire ecosystem of goods and services they can offer at a discount when you use their coin. You can buy almost anything on Amazon, so Amazon gift cards are really almost as good as money. All they'd have to do is throw you like 5-10% off when you use their coin and it's a no brainer.

If you're an Amazon employee and they offered you a percent of your salary in the coin and you don't pay taxes on it or whatever, why wouldn't you do that? Save on taxes plus get discounts on things you were going to buy anyway.

If you're an Amazon seller and they offer to pay you in their coin in exchange for subsidized seller fees, why wouldn't you do that? Increase your margins plus get discounts on things you were going to buy anyway.

They'd basically be a bank at that point.

It probably lets them circumvent taxes in some way that I'm not tax-smart enough to know about too

And then we're the United States of Amazon.

Boy, several of those things are super-illegal and super-exploitative. Who knows, maybe some bitcoiner will be made head of the Labor and change the first part.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

XK posted:

If nobody can tell me what Ethereum does, by noon EST, tomorrow, December 25th, I'm going to declare that anyone putting money into ETH is a big dummy.

If you get lucky you can pay off your student loans because of the speculative bubbles

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

sullat posted:

Boy, several of those things are super-illegal and super-exploitative. Who knows, maybe some bitcoiner will be made head of the Labor and change the first part.

Company scrip but with blockchain

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Who wouldn't want to live in the Amazon company town?

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