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Johnny Aztec posted:^ Doesn't work in Firefox so guess thats out. Well, if the 100k creativity doesn't get you a respec option, consider getting -10k operations by quantum computing at the end of the cycle. That will give you an option to respec everything 100% for sure.
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Zil posted:Research Manifest Destiny and then send settlers west. not recommended, actually
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Did you at least advise them of the full-capacity bug, or was that not your concern? God I wanted to but unfortunately it would look like my businesses opinion and the guy was pretty emotionally invested into them as he mentioned it 5 times within 10 minutes. Or he was a 60 year old goon.
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I am still steadfastedly refusing to believe that this derail about a paperclip clicking game is anything but a "It's Margarita Time" style bullshit session. EDIT: Okay, well, I just looked it up and I guess it's not. Jesus. null_pointer fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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null_pointer posted:I am still steadfastedly refusing to believe that this derail about a paperclip clicking game is anything but a "It's Margarita Time" style bullshit session.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:I snagged the mobile version. Downside, it doesn’t idle while not onscreen. Dev earned my $3 though. That ending. Samezees Also, anyone that doesn’t mind dropping a couple bucks for a premium idle game with no iap, check out spaceplan. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.devolver.spaceplan&hl=en https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/spaceplan/id1200864554?mt=8 It’s about potatoes The Fool fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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Malek posted:God I wanted to but unfortunately it would look like my businesses opinion and the guy was pretty emotionally invested into them as he mentioned it 5 times within 10 minutes. ...Did he work in a TV station?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:...Did he work in a TV station? Manufacturing and Engineering... I would be able to spot larches business a mile away and I know they can't afford even the lowest equipment we sell.
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This is probably not the right thread but y'all seem pretty smart: Does anyone know what happened to the option to set compatibility options for all new documents in Word 2013 and 2016?
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:I don't like the folder redirect for documents to go to a network drive. I've had a lot of lost data when the sync breaks and users do not notice and their machine needs to be re-imaged or HD crash. A disaster backup of some of the shell locations to a network location is pretty nice though. This should only be a problem for laptop users null_pointer posted:I am still steadfastedly refusing to believe that this derail about a paperclip clicking game is anything but a "It's Margarita Time" style bullshit session. Autism runs deep in our profession, especially if you think of Cat5 as a set of bi-directional train tracks.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 18:18 |
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Overheard just now, quoted nearly verbatim: "Hi this is Bob with client IT department, and I'm calling to ask, do you exist?"
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 21:11 |
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hihifellow posted:Overheard just now, quoted nearly verbatim: So I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knocked on the door and I said 'Carol! Caaarrrooool! I want to talk to you about Pepe' and when I open the door what do I find there's not a single goddamn desk in that office there is. no. Carol in HR. In fact, half the employees in this building were made up.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 21:27 |
A flaw in the ship's design.
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Stanley decided to visit the HR Department. Surely they would know where everyone had mysteriously vanished to.
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Data Graham posted:A flaw in the ship's design.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 22:09 |
Just another day in Nightvale Public Radio
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hihifellow posted:Overheard just now, quoted nearly verbatim: It would be okay if I came to the realization that I was a fictional character.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:This is probably not the right thread but y'all seem pretty smart: Does anyone know what happened to the option to set compatibility options for all new documents in Word 2013 and 2016? The generous reading is that this is because people were fiddling with them and then opening documents with the wrong settings then complaining on forums, so now it's file specific. The more probable one is that Microsoft wants you to please stop using .docs
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Ghostlight posted:It no longer exists. Thanks. Luckily I found another way to fix what I needed to fix. Do you know if there's any official statement that .doc is deprecated or going away soon? If I start the ball rolling now Dev might change our software to use docx by like 2021 or so.
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Elizabethan Error posted:Stanley decided to visit the HR Department. Surely they would know where everyone had mysteriously vanished to. There was nothing here, no choice to make. Just an empty Broom Closet.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:Thanks. Luckily I found another way to fix what I needed to fix. It's been deprecated for about a decade. I don't see it going unsupported within Office, however. They still support opening and saving from versions of Office 20 years old (Office 97)
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Proteus Jones posted:It's been deprecated for about a decade. I don't see it going unsupported within Office, however. They still support opening and saving from versions of Office 20 years old (Office 97)
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Man. I’m the Internal Support Manager (mostly managing the help desk guys and a couple sysadmins) at the company where I work. I was subordinate directly to the Assistant IT Director until I was subordinate to the Director... because the original director resigned earlier this month. This past Friday one of my best sysadmins let me know he found a better opportunity and his last day would be the 29th. On Tuesday the now-director called me to let me know he ALSO resigned, last day on the 29th. I’m on vacation till the 2nd. Tuesday is going to be... interesting I think 2018 will need to be my year of the job.
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Or a promotion to director is in your near future. And if you can just hold on long enough through the apparent car fire that is your IT org you might be able to sneak your way into a commensurate position somewhere else before it consumes you.
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hihifellow posted:Overheard just now, quoted nearly verbatim: [Continued]' I decided to peek around the corner to see what was going on. I then realized... the phone isn't plugged in.
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Knormal posted:And every once in a while someone finds one of those Word 97 docs on our network drives, then freaks out because Word helpfully opens them read-only with no way to fix it unless you drill deep into settings. And no one can understand that I fixed this setting on your profile, everyone else will still have the same problem, but god forbid they just save the file in the new format. Gotta preserve those old tab settings precisely.
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anthonypants posted:You can push out GPOs to alter those very same profile settings, which can also be used to prevent people from saving files as .xls or .doc
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Malek posted:[Continued]' THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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Weatherman posted:THEN WHO WAS PHONE? NEW PHONE! WHO DIS?
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Overheard today, quoted literally: "Hi this is Jim with client IT department and I'm calling to ask, is this real life? Is this just fantasy?" Jim hasn't been the same since he got caught in that landslide.
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When I tell mama I just killed a man, I'm referring to Dave from HR.
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hihifellow posted:Overheard today, quoted literally: There's just no escape from reality.
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Knormal posted:You could, if our AD admins knew what they were doing when it comes to group policy. I've mentioned this before in this thread, but our AD/GPO people are really bad. I don't understand how you can be bad at AD/GPO, it's so loving easy.
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I've just finished my Classics education (This Thread edition), which started with Dick Trauma and ended with Larches (like all good nights out). It's painful reading because it could've been me, my first job out of university was all the same poo poo but I got so sick of it I quit and moved to the other side of the planet. To all the new readers out there, get out while you can. Don't wind up dead, or worse; in the OP.
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Inspector_666 posted:I don't understand how you can be bad at AD/GPO, it's so loving easy. No? Here's a primer: 1. Just stuff new user/computer objects in the default Users and Computers top level OUs. 2. Set every user object to password never expires, and change password policy in the default domain GPO to 2 characters no complexity no passwords remembered. 3. Come to think of it, don't create any other GPOs at all, make all changes in the default domain GPO, including turning Windows firewall completely off, setting Windows updates to point to a server that doesn't exist anymore and not allowing machines to access updates from Microsoft, definitely enable NetBIOS sharing (turn off SMB2, SMB1's much better), and allow RDP from any user no NLA required. 4. Set up 5 domain controllers: DC1, DC2, DC4, SERVER03, APOLLO. Split FSMO roles between DC2 and APOLLO. Now without changing any roles, turn off the DC2 and APOLLO physical servers and ewaste them (they were physical of course, you have no VMs because virtualization technology is too new and untrusted). 5. Add all users to Domain Admins so they can install coupon software on their machines. 6. Set up fileshares with Everyone full control for both sharing and NTFS permissions. Ahh, there we go, job done. Happy New Year!
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Super Soaker Party! posted:No? Here's a primer: Why have you done this to me near the end of a wonderfully low-stress work week.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:No? Here's a primer: Oh, I used to work here!
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This thread is over 4 years old. Is it time for a new one?
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Super Soaker Party! posted:No? Here's a primer: Welcome to purgatory, no you can't change that without going through the change control board. Who is on the change control board? Your predecessor's predecessor and the deaf octogenarian in accounting. Changes to the change control board? You need the approval of the sitting members of the change control board. Not going through the change control board is a fire-able offense.
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Super Soaker Party! posted:3. Come to think of it, don't create any other GPOs at all, make all changes in the default domain GPO Guess what I found here when I first started digging into the GPOs?
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