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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
I didn't know Fantastic Four had secondary mutation.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

None of us should be surprised that her cleavage has turned invisible.

Takezio
Nov 7, 2011
The one time where boob armor wouldn't shatter your sternum.

Ygolonac
Nov 26, 2007

pre:
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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need
Aww, c'mon, she and Reed just switched powers.

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001


This is some serious optical illusion poo poo. Look at the "4." Is it over the left side of her uniboob or is it dead center?

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.
Everything but the chest seems fine so I'm guessing the artist referenced a nude photo and hosed up trying to work out how a (not skintight) suit'd work over her boobs at that angle. And I don't think the colourist knew how it'd work either, cause they've only made it worse.

Edit: Yeah I threshold-ed it, and it's not nearly as bad in black and white.

Disproportionation fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Dec 26, 2017

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Disproportionation posted:

Everything but the chest seems fine so I'm guessing the artist referenced a nude photo and hosed up trying to work out how a (not skintight) suit'd work over her boobs at that angle. And I don't think the colourist knew how it'd work either, cause they've only made it worse.

Edit: Yeah I threshold-ed it, and it's not nearly as bad in black and white.



I mean, it's Greg Land so yeah it was definitely a nude photo.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I dunno, I think the waist still looks like a hot nightmare and the boobs being wonky just makes it more noticeable. Or maybe the fact that the angle of the breasts seems wildly wrong makes the waist look wrong to me. It looks like she's in three-quarters profile while her gigantic honking boobs are nearly in full profile.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Land probably didn't have a reference photo of a porn star in that exact pose so he just winged it and it came out looking like a blob as a result. My favorite part is the random chickenscratch he put on the body the colorist actually shaded, so she has these weird gross divots that aren't in the right place at all.

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 27, 2017

Seventh Arrow
Jan 26, 2005

Maybe she's just wearing a sports bra

(is that what sports bras even do?)

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

If that's her sports bra doing what sports bras are meant to do then she's got tits the side of Ben's hands.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

It's force fields. Say what you will about unstable molecule outfits, but they don't breath very well.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Seventh Arrow posted:

Maybe she's just wearing a sports bra

(is that what sports bras even do?)

From what I understand sports bras prevent men from staring at your bouncing tits when you jog.

There might be other advantages.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Lurdiak posted:

From what I understand sports bras prevent men from staring at your bouncing tits when you jog.

There might be other advantages.

I'm told by women that jog-induced hyper-jiggling can be very painful.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Jedit posted:

I'm told by women that jog-induced hyper-jiggling can be very painful.
Surprisingly a few pounds of semisolid mass providing it's own counter-rhythm during a run can be painful.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

There's a scale of comic book boobs.

-Sensible boobs drawn usually by boob-havers
-Sensible boobs drawn by non boob-havers but with good reference and a grasp of anatomy
-boner-clouded ideas of what boobs look like
-what the gently caress's a boob

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Heh I'd like to grasp some boob anatomy.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

Disproportionation posted:

Everything but the chest seems fine so I'm guessing the artist referenced a nude photo and hosed up trying to work out how a (not skintight) suit'd work over her boobs at that angle. And I don't think the colourist knew how it'd work either, cause they've only made it worse.

Edit: Yeah I threshold-ed it, and it's not nearly as bad in black and white.



That's still just one giant boob.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Synthbuttrange posted:

There's a scale of comic book boobs.

-Sensible boobs drawn usually by boob-havers
-Sensible boobs drawn by non boob-havers but with good reference and a grasp of anatomy
-boner-clouded ideas of what boobs look like
-what the gently caress's a boob

There's still the 'thing' where any female over the age of 13 is drawn looking like a professional bikini model.

And children all look like weird midgets.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Doom's not looking too great either :manning:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Say Nothing posted:

And children all look like weird midgets.

:agreed:

Oh, you meant only in comics?

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

John Paul Leon's art on Batman: Creature of the Night #2

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Say Nothing posted:

There's still the 'thing' where any female over the age of 13 is drawn looking like a professional bikini model.

And children all look like weird midgets.



Reminds me of my favorite page from the Spiderman 9/11 special...



Which includes this page, which is stupid for reasons other than the art...

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Nevermind I'm wrong. Was thrown off by the 2006 Trademark.

remusclaw fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jan 2, 2018

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Reminds me of my favorite page from the Spiderman 9/11 special...



When someone says 'you look just like your Mother' and means it literally.

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

There's still the 'thing' where any female over the age of 13 is drawn looking like a professional bikini model.

And children all look like weird midgets.



This is a great doom moment that's nearly ruined by that horrible art.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Say Nothing posted:

There's still the 'thing' where any female over the age of 13 is drawn looking like a professional bikini model.

Case in point, according to Marvel this is how a fourteen year old girl looks like:

Takezio
Nov 7, 2011

Alhazred posted:

Case in point, according to Marvel this is how a fourteen year old girl looks like:


I see that Idie has a physical mutation where one boob is noticeably larger than the other.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Takezio posted:

I see that Idie has a physical mutation where one boob is noticeably larger than the other.

This is common.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Prolly shouldn't advertise you're checking out the 14yos boobs

Endless Mike posted:

This is common.

Also this

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Endless Mike posted:

This is common.



remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

The Western Comics/Anime dichotomy. Youths drawn as adults vs adults drawn as youths.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Endless Mike posted:

This is common.
obrien callin her "biggie smalls"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:laugh:

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

It almost looks like her torso is supposed to be rotated slightly so that the smaller one would be a bit further away but that arm is actually bigger than the other arm so who knows

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Rotten Red Rod posted:


Which includes this page, which is stupid for reasons other than the art...



I've always maintained that the tears in Doom's eyes are tears of anger that he didn't think of it first.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

I've always maintained that the tears in Doom's eyes are tears of anger that he didn't think of it first.

There was a lot of dust at the site.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


remusclaw posted:

The Western Comics/Anime dichotomy. Youths drawn as adults vs adults drawn as youths.

No one will ever be able to convince me the characters from Lucky Star are older than 12.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Alhazred posted:

Case in point, according to Marvel this is how a fourteen year old girl looks like:


I'm trying to figure out how those pants go in a dead ruler-straight line across her hips. Or stay up the moment she does so much as move an inch. (yeah yeah, Marvel, unstable molecules)

Also if you saw just the pants without the top, that's... not a great design on the color. Kinda looks like she had an accident of some fashion. On the other hand, Kirby Crackle Crotch would make a p cool username.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Doom would have never knocked over the world trade center. He would have launched it into space.

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