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Just dump that poo poo on the floor and eat it like a animal. Floor season best season
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SiKboy posted:Its good manners to mind your own business. You deal with your food, let everyone else deal with theirs. Maybe it's good manners to try and make people tasty food, so you want them to return the same by JUST loving TASTING IT FIRST.
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CommonShore posted:Buy your soylent with bitcoin More like botulism coin
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The Bloop posted:More like botulism coin I dunno. Someone gave me a bag of Soylent 1.0 and I tried it with no issue whatsoever.
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Tiggum posted:Or, and I know some people have a really hard time comprehending this, maybe I just understand that different people have different food preferences and it's not an insult to the cook to add condiments to things? It really, really isn't. And this isn't defensiveness, because I rarely add anything (even salt or pepper) to cooked food, I just think that if you complain about the condiments other people choose to put on their own food then you're a giant whinging baby. Oh man that loving sucks, let me help you out! For Dinner tomorrow I want you to try some seasonings. Like Anything, get a good Jamaican Jerk or some Cumin and mix that in your next meal, it'll blow your m1ind!
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Imma sit down and stare y'all right in the eye chowing down black pepper neat outta the shaker all Christmas every Christmas merry Christmas mothafuckazzzzzz!!!!!!!
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Hey as long as that pepper doesn't touch any food you didn't make yourself, go for it. But I swear to gently caress if one tiny speck of salt darest drop onto a McDonalds french fry that wasn't put there by the maker, I will find you, and I will
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zidane13 posted:Hey as long as that pepper doesn't touch any food you didn't make yourself, go for it. Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ, you'd think asking someone to taste food before seasoning it is like asking them to rape and murder a baby, as opposed to common sense and good manners.
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Dec 26, 2017 21:31
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Look all I wanted was a loving pepsi.
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Samizdata posted:Jesus H. Tittyfucking Christ, you'd think asking someone to taste food before seasoning it is like asking them to rape and murder a baby, as opposed to common sense and good manners. What place do common sense and good manners have in this, the Life Hacks thread? Karate Bastard posted:Look all I wanted was a loving pepsi. Life hack: Before drinking, salt your Pepsi to taste. Add pepper if desired.
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*Samizdata at the McDonalds drive-through* Cashier: Would you like some ketchup or salt and pepper? Samizdata: I would never offend your fine establishment as such, I have faith that I will taste the love and care in this dish *eats a fry* Samizdata: Hm, this could use some ketchup *Samizdata queues back up in line*
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Grassy Knowles posted:*Samizdata at the McDonalds drive-through* I would go inside to get the ketchup. And I would try the fries first. Had some with almost no salt and some with too much salt.
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Dec 26, 2017 21:55
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Only a true goon would get mad about people tasting their food before dumping ketchup and salt on it.
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chitoryu12 posted:Only a true goon would get mad about people tasting their food before dumping ketchup and salt on it. we don't give a poo poo how samizdata eats their food, samizdata cares deeply about how others eat their food and we're mocking that.
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People caring deeply about dumb poo poo is like the entire internet, otherwise it never would have progressed past Mapquest and....whatever that old site was that told you movie times?
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bongwizzard posted:People caring deeply about dumb poo poo is like the entire internet, otherwise it never would have progressed past Mapquest and....whatever that old site was that told you movie times? 555-FILK
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Grassy Knowles posted:we don't give a poo poo how samizdata eats their food, samizdata cares deeply about how others eat their food and we're mocking that.
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If I'm at a five star restaurant or somebody's home I'm tasting everything before I touch a condiment. If I'm at a Denny's I'm dumping maple syrup on everything before I take a bite.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Every time I eat Soylent I post all over the place. You can just say "I eat Soylent", the rest is understood. One of my co-workers uses Soylent's premixed shakes, but adds in a scoop of pre-work out powder and coffee to it, which seems like a lot of woo to saddle your body with all at once.
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Look I have no idea why you talk to me like a normal person and expect me to be normal and enjoy normal people food when I just loving told you I loving love too much salt aight? Can you get that through your head yet? You made normal people food that normal people enjoy and I loving love too much salt, and I'll heap that poo poo on if like to, and man do I like to, kapish??? Don't assume my normalcy please tia kapish, and also walla
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The Dinner Table salt pepper what i have made you ? ? do not pervert it eat it up fully NO YES ! / \ Hollandaise Sauce
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Yawgmoth posted:Because expecting you to try your food that an actual person made from ingredients (i.e. not fast food which is as close to 3d-printed food style product we currently have in mass rotation) is so drat difficult, right? My god, next he'll expect you to use a plate and a fork! The discussion began with workplace cafeteria food, so nice try but yeah we're talking about garbage fast food
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Grassy Knowles posted:The discussion began with workplace cafeteria food, so nice try but yeah we're talking about garbage fast food Even fast food deserves a taste first, though. The Wendy's I hit up when I have a hankering for fries varies widely in how much they salt them. Sometimes it's a deer lick, sometimes I swear they just waved the salt shaker near the fryer and called it even. No one's arguing that you can't season food to your liking, just that you should try it first to see how much, if any, seasoning it needs, jfc goons
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"I'd been eating there for about four times as long as she'd worked there and the food had been completely tasteless all that time" sorta implies to me that he knows that he needs to season the food through experience. don't try to respond to this with "it's good manners!!!" because nobody cares.
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i'm going to say he goes there because it's the work cafeteria
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Turtlicious posted:Oh man that loving sucks, let me help you out! For Dinner tomorrow I want you to try some seasonings. Like Anything, get a good Jamaican Jerk or some Cumin and mix that in your next meal, it'll blow your m1ind!
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What about love?
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boo_radley posted:You can just say "I eat Soylent", the rest is understood. At least he's not adding Bulletproof Coffee to it, so it is woo-minimized. (Besides, if you are going to add caffeine to it, might as well be free, work-provided caffeine.)
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Grassy Knowles posted:we don't give a poo poo how samizdata eats their food, samizdata cares deeply about how others eat their food and we're mocking that. Yeah, because if I cook for you, why should I give a poo poo trying to make it good if I know you are going to cover it with a bunch of crap as soon as you get it?
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Kwyndig posted:Isn't Soylent deliberately tasteless nutrient sludge? unrelated but i swear my cat escaped from your avatar 
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Samizdata posted:Yeah, because if I cook for you, why should I give a poo poo trying to make it good if I know you are going to cover it with a bunch of crap as soon as you get it? Does that mean you're offering to cook for us? Because if you aren't my eating habits aren't something you should be getting ball Goony about
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PYF Stupid Lifehacks: Don't salt this thread before reading it alternate: PYF Stupid Lifehacks: This thread is already salty enough
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Samizdata posted:Yeah, because if I cook for you, why should I give a poo poo trying to make it good if I know you are going to cover it with a bunch of crap as soon as you get it? please never cook for me
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Samizdata posted:Yeah, because if I cook for you, why should I give a poo poo trying to make it good if I know you are going to cover it with a bunch of crap as soon as you get it? Would you like fries with that salt?
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i cook and season dishes to the tastes of the people i'm feeding them to or eating with lifehack: get to know your loved ones
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Samizdata posted:Yeah, because if I cook for you, why should I give a poo poo trying to make it good if I know you are going to cover it with a bunch of crap as soon as you get it? loving hell dude, I don't disagree with your opinion on this but you are being the most obnoxious, whining shithead about it. Just shut up and let it go.
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