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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Hobo Erotica posted:

He admits "They're not tourists, they live here". He's not talking about citizenship, he's literally talking about skin colour.

that's a very dodgy dog-whistle

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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Whitlam posted:

Did not get enough love imo.
A further wrong opinion from the master, "Whitlam".

Saw a bus in Brisbane without any Xmas decorations. Wrote angry letter to the Buzz people.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Hobo Erotica posted:

He's echoing it in the FB comments too, convinced that they wear hijabs to humiliate us, it's how they wage jihad. Like he thinks they just do it to wind us up. It's quite interesting, you're right, it does say a lot about his mjndset. It's not something I've heard explicitly referenced before

last time i visited my family one of them had a smallish rant (exaggerated arm movements, slightly louder than normal inside speaking voice, face 3 shades redder than usual) about a woman they saw in a hijab being a hypocrite for having a go at a guy wearing a one nation shirt because they're both doing it for attention or something.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
My Christmas is always nice because mum and dad are as full communism now as you can get from boomers.

E: we nearly come to blows over who is running the bbq and other tertiary matters.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

JBP posted:

My Christmas is always nice because mum and dad are as full communism now as you can get from boomers.

Same. My dad asked me to explain the differences between MLism and anarchism and he said he thinks he is a Stalinist. Bless. :3:

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

A friend told me that his in-laws came to visit for xmas, along with his parents, and the father in law decided to share that he voted NO in the SSM. He said he has never seen his wife (the daughter of the no voter) cry as hard or as much as she did that night and the entire family stopped talking to him for the rest of the weekend.

its currently day 4 and hes not left the guest room all day.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Laserface posted:

A friend told me that his in-laws came to visit for xmas, along with his parents, and the father in law decided to share that he voted NO in the SSM. He said he has never seen his wife (the daughter of the no voter) cry as hard or as much as she did that night and the entire family stopped talking to him for the rest of the weekend.

its currently day 4 and hes not left the guest room all day.

Those goddamn yes voters breaking up families with their extremism and refusal to respect his beliefs. :argh:

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
My dad says dumb poo poo all the time I don't lost my poo poo over it

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Sometimes it's hard to deal with the first time you really realise your parents are pieces of poo poo. Poor girl.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
My mum told me a story about her buying a house at 27 or so. She had to go to three banks, not for comparisons but because the first two told her "girls don't buy houses". She had to find a sub 40 year old bank manager who gave her 30k (she spent 20k on a unit in Elsternwick) and she made it into 70k then bought our 3 bed family home with it in the inner east. Basically I learned that my dad is a bad provider and mum is a baller.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Boomers cant cook and raised a generation of people who never learned how to cook

Mandatory cooking classes starting in primary school yesterday its a bloody life skill

Tasmantor
Aug 13, 2007
Horrid abomination
Did the Christmas thing at my better halfs mums and she soaked the carrots and peas over night to make sure they were tasteless colorless paste, yum yum

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

Lid posted:

Boomers cant cook and raised a generation of people who never learned how to cook

Mandatory cooking classes starting in primary school yesterday its a bloody life skill

Primary School might be a tad early, but I agree. Nobody should be leaving High School without basic life skills like cooking, budgeting, understanding how credit cards/interest etc work and so forth.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Tasmantor posted:

Did the Christmas thing at my better halfs mums and she soaked the carrots and peas over night to make sure they were tasteless colorless paste, yum yum

true english cooking right here

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Lid posted:

Boomers cant cook and raised a generation of people who never learned how to cook

Mandatory cooking classes starting in primary school yesterday its a bloody life skill

White boomers did. Don't punish the ethnics with taking basic cooking classes.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
the ethnics

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Why are you guys pushing for learning cooking instead of pushing for kids to learn how to maximise their economic power so they can pay others to cook

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Tasmantor posted:

Did the Christmas thing at my better halfs mums and she soaked the carrots and peas over night to make sure they were tasteless colorless paste, yum yum

guillotine

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



JBP posted:

My Christmas is always nice because mum and dad are as full communism now as you can get from boomers.

E: we nearly come to blows over who is running the bbq and other tertiary matters.

:same: my parents are cool boomers.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Les Affaires posted:

Why are you guys pushing for learning cooking instead of pushing for kids to learn how to maximise their economic power so they can pay others to cook

because if they don't learn to cook, when i hire them they will be poo poo cooks

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I've spent two Christmases in Finland now and the food has been better than any Australian Christmas lunch/dinner I've had. My family can cook, I just prefer the hosed up food they eat up here. Everybody prepares a glass jar of raw herring, raw onion and raw carrot soaked in a salty/sweet vinegar that I thought was disgusting last year but now I want to drink the vinegar after I'm done eating. Looks like this.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
The whitest and most pure cuisine.

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!
My brother apparently paid money to go see Milo YabbaDabbaPopulous speak when he was in town last month but he kept his trap shut about all that stuff and mostly just got dug into by our 14 year old cousin about being bad at Fortnite PUBG rip-off mode the whole time

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
We just eat an esky of prawns and then a ham with some salads, it's pretty hard to gently caress that up. (my family is all decent at cooking though)


Les Affaires posted:

Why are you guys pushing for learning cooking instead of pushing for kids to learn how to maximise their economic power so they can pay others to cook

Just advertise addictive food to them from the time they are kids and then reassure your investors that the future has been secured.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/943634431339741184

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
There's a lot of white nationalists in my husband's family up here but I only had to meet one of them this year. He kept talking about Finland's Nazi past and how sad he thinks it is when people are hurt for having different beliefs.

My fam can be racist too but they're usually just stupid and don't know what foreign sounding words mean.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Since we all moved out of home my mum doesn't really bother cooking too much, nor should she, she fed us 6 giant, ravenous monster children for a big chunk of her life. I'm interested in cooking so I do most of it this time of year and mum can chill a bit. I think if you go back to your folks' place for Christmas and whinge about the food you should put up or shut up. Unless your mum refuses to let you in the kitchen, then you have my sympathies and you should at least pretend to like the food

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Krabboss posted:

I've spent two Christmases in Finland now and the food has been better than any Australian Christmas lunch/dinner I've had. My family can cook, I just prefer the hosed up food they eat up here. Everybody prepares a glass jar of raw herring, raw onion and raw carrot soaked in a salty/sweet vinegar that I thought was disgusting last year but now I want to drink the vinegar after I'm done eating. Looks like this.

Recoome posted:

guillotine

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

cheese-cube posted:

:same: my parents are cool boomers.

#NotAllBoomers

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

Lid posted:

Boomers cant cook and raised a generation of people who never learned how to cook

Mandatory cooking classes starting in primary school yesterday its a bloody life skill

lol get a load of this guy with non-chocko parents. Good food is the only reason I hold back when my relatives start saying dumb poo poo. The highlight this year was everyone praising Sir Joh. I die inside while I eat all the sopressa.

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

My dads career was wiped out by paul keating’s budget cuts in the eighties and he vowed never to vote Labor again but the most recent mob of the LNP and some stern talking to from me over the last few years has had him reconsidering. It’s a start i guess.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

My ex-union official dad apparently really likes trump and PHON now.

had a good run I guess.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
My mom being French means I both know how to cook good food and also she's a giant socialist since she grew up in France in the 60s/70s when student protests were the thing to do.

My husband likes to mention Charles de Gaulle's name just to hear her start yelling in a language he doesn't understand.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Laserface posted:

My ex-union official dad apparently really likes trump and PHON now.

had a good run I guess.

This is a surprisingly common outcome.

Tasmantor
Aug 13, 2007
Horrid abomination

EoinCannon posted:

. Unless your mum refuses to let you in the kitchen, then you have my sympathies and you should at least pretend to like the food

It's this, I'm happy to cook, and make more as the day goes on. I hate that she and my mum both cook enough for a battlion and then whine that they missed out on the day because they wouldn't stop and come hang out.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

JBP posted:

This is a surprisingly common outcome.

"They're saying/doing what were all thinking!" Is basically it.

Old people like it when people just blurt out poo poo regardless of impact. Who knew.

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I'm telling you, it should be illegal for people over 55 to vote.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




I'm single and have little to no contact with my extended family, it works well and you should consider it OP

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

I got put in charge of the potato bake and one of the desserts this year. Mum had to do naff all cooking this year.


I sucked at cooking for a long time, then got into it after I moved out and got sick of eating like poo poo.

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Futuresight
Oct 11, 2012

IT'S ALL TURNED TO SHIT!

JBP posted:

Basically I learned that my dad is a bad provider

Sexist.



I never come to blows with family over politics because they literally concede that I am probably right but they don't care because they're not very good people. Literally. They literally concede that they are FYGM. "We're not very good people" is a direct quote. So... no arguments to be had really. They're like the bad guys in a children's story: no grey, no believing they're right, just straight up doing bad things because they want to. I once got a relative to agree that weed should be legal and then she told me that she still didn't want weed legalised anyway because gently caress weed smokers.

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