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ajkalan
Aug 17, 2011

Mare-y Christmas, I remembered

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1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
I have a feeling that our Vice President of these United States, one Mike Pence, is going to wake up with a very stuffed stocking, if you gather the intent of my meaning

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
On second thought, I feel I may have been a bit vague. I want to dispel any misconceptions here: I am suggesting that Mike Pence hosed a horse and shall continue to do so.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
im at disneywold and am seeing some indiana license plates driving around

everyone i see reminds me that mike pence hosed a horse

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Jingle bells
Batman smells
Mike Pence hosed a horse

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
We wish you a merry Christmas
And Mike Pence hosed a horse.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Happy Boxing Day from Mike Pence's Box

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
wtf does anybody have access past the telegraph's paywall



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/12/26/genetically-engineered-super-horses-born-2019-could-soon-compete/

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

:pencepop:

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

On the last couple of pages of the political cartoon thread in D&D, they're arguing about whether Pence would make a better (or worse) president than Trump. The discussion reminded me to come and bump this thread.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Bbbbuuuuuuumppppppp lol dude may in fact love the inside of his horse

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

the foals from brazil argentina

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Waffle House posted:

Bbbbuuuuuuumppppppp lol dude may in fact love the inside of his horse

Only when those insides come pouring out into his stretched anus, friend.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/946905262752899072

bill shat out this tweet confirming that he hosed an mlp body pillow

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Yossarian-22 posted:

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/946905262752899072

bill shat out this tweet confirming that he hosed an mlp body pillow

epa puttin chemtrails in the sky turnin the something on the wings gay

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Jollity Farm posted:

On the last couple of pages of the political cartoon thread in D&D, they're arguing about whether Pence would make a better (or worse) president than Trump. The discussion reminded me to come and bump this thread.

i promise a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage and a throbbing horse dick inside my rear end --mike pence 2020

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


mike pence? that guy, that guy fucks

horses

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Mike Pence is currently contemplating 2018, and the new year of horse-loving ahead. I expect he's already got January's horse-loving schedule worked out, I'm sure he wouldn't leave that to the last minute.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
found this online, not sure if it's the same mike pence

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
thinking about mike pence and whether he cued up mr hands so that horse thrust it's nut so hard it killed a guy just as the ball dropped

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Duscat posted:

found this online, not sure if it's the same mike pence


Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Xaris posted:

nothing purer than the outside of a man and inside of a horse

Saw this in the Trump thread and immediately realized it was backwards

Much like Mike's prolapsed anus after his afternoon ride

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
this thread slipped off the front page

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mayor Dave posted:

this thread slipped off the front page

much like pence slipped his dick out of the horse

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Xaris posted:

much like pence slipped his dick out of the horse

other way around

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
stable genius

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
i woke up this morning congested and feeling a little horse

that would disappoint pence as he like the feelings of a big horse

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

maskenfreiheit posted:

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i am reminded of mike pence loving a horse because the current trump thread title reads "pence, mentally in a stable" after trump tweeted about how he was mentally stable and a brain genius

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mike Pence : Stable genius :: David Duke: wizard under the sheets

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 07:29 on Jan 7, 2018

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
mike pence's favorite artist is maurizio cattelan, mike loves how he blends absurd humor and sensuous in your face eroticism



cattelan actually owns, google his poo poo its good

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Before I saw the first tweet that revealed his interest to the world, I thought it was weird that he named the family horse Fuckmachine Thunderdick

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mayor Dave posted:

Before I saw the first tweet that revealed his interest to the world, I thought it was weird that he named the family horse Fuckmachine Thunderdick

there is a certain stable genius on my mind

A man who loves to get hosed by horses

A man more prolapsed anus than human

More horse semen than man

His name? Vice President of the United States of America, Michael Pence

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I Remembered today.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Al! posted:

I Remembered today.

:patriot:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
farmers used to use horses to plow the land

now mike pence uses his horse to plow himself

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Was looking at the front page of cspam and thinking something was missing

Then I remembered

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



does mike pence find centaurs sexually attractive

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Pikavangelist posted:

does mike pence find centaurs sexually attractive

Neigh

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

crazy cloud posted:

Neigh half measures

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