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mystery hooch my advice is to pour it out for the ghosts
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hamjobs posted:i found a fifth of rum in my knitting bag after getting my nails done tonight. *meanwhile, somewhere on the high seas* pirate captain : "you bungling bag of barnacles, you had ONE job"
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take a booze leave a boozeDads Dip Cup posted:*meanwhile, somewhere on the high seas* 
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Dec 27, 2017 12:00
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but then it's take two boozes, my nail salon has free beer and vodka shots. WHO EVEN HAS RUM AT A NAIL SALON? i'm just wondering if i was meaning to take rum to a party and forgot at some point, the last time this god-forsaken project was worked on.
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Dec 27, 2017 12:28
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ello postin ghosts! I'm on a train to New Donk City! oh yeah, New Donk City
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Dec 27, 2017 13:35
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hell ya, the big melon, bby, New Donk City!
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Dec 27, 2017 13:39
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 i love riding the train. there are still loads of ducks on the coast! sadly you can't really see any in this shot, but I assure you that this is due to my insufficiency as a photographer
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Dec 27, 2017 13:46
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:
I hope you see more ducks!!! Autocorrect wants you to see more dicks. I don't want you to see more dicks, that sounds unpleasant. Looking fly af at the airport in my pajamas with my Finger Bang murder nails and that "I haven't slept in 48 hours" look. So fashion.
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hamjobs posted:but then it's take two boozes, my nail salon has free beer and vodka shots. WHO EVEN HAS RUM AT A NAIL SALON? Please do not mix rum and acetone, as good of a polish remover that might be notwithstanding. Knitting and rum do however mix well, but I prefer fruit juice. Post Boxing Day hangover checking in
OMGVBFLOL posted:if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything   Thank you deep dish peat moss! |
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Dec 27, 2017 17:36
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:ello postin ghosts! I'm on a train to New Donk City! turn back |
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happy holidays byob
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Piso Mojado posted:happy holidays byob 
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hamjobs posted:but then it's take two boozes, my nail salon has free beer and vodka shots. Wait, what. Where |
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Am I a lurker if I sometimes post something in other BYOB threads because I see the title of the thread in the sidebar and find it appealing for whatever reason? I think the answer now doesn't matter either way, since I have fulfilled the "lurkers must post" obligation if I am a lurker, and there was no prohibition against my posting if I am not a lurker. Also I like to say lurker. |
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roomforthetuna posted:Am I a lurker if I sometimes post something in other BYOB threads because I see the title of the thread in the sidebar and find it appealing for whatever reason? Welcome occasional lurker! Do you have any favorite pets or felonies?
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Dec 27, 2017 19:31
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Dec 27, 2017 19:34
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back at my boring temp job for a month remove staples scan save shred repeat x10000000 |
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Dec 27, 2017 20:08
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Thanks for the Holliday card to BFC. Made me smile when I saw it 
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Dec 27, 2017 21:08
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Mourne posted:Thanks for the Holliday card to BFC. Made me smile when I saw it  
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Putty posted:turn back too late went to the Guggenheim and saw some dope rear end art that was often painful to behold.
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roomforthetuna posted:Am I a lurker if I sometimes post something in other BYOB threads because I see the title of the thread in the sidebar and find it appealing for whatever reason? i only lurk when im not postin 
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FluffieDuckie posted:Welcome occasional lurker! Do you have any favorite pets or felonies? I quite like traitoring as a felony, I think there should probably be more of that, since governments are often doing the wrong thing. I'm not much for pets, but I do like birds or hedgehogs to visit and share some snacks. |
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Dec 27, 2017 22:43
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:too late I went to the Guggenheim a while back and it was really good and there was a solid gold toilet you could use, and it was named "America" |
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cda posted:I went to the Guggenheim a while back and it was really good and there was a solid gold toilet you could use, and it was named "America" Was there a chemical supply company where you could purchase a small trash-can full of sodium nearby?
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cda posted:I went to the Guggenheim a while back and it was really good and there was a solid gold toilet you could use, and it was named "America" the toilet I saw was just the regular kind so now I'm a little disappointed. the subject matter was largely unbyob though some of the execution was extremely byob. that's my byob based art criticism metric hope u liked it also saw some Monet Manet and Picasso and they were as good as I remembered but the Theatre of the World exhibit was necessarily fresher and more exciting. also saw the famous vase destruction photo trinity. got some ideas and a lot of new directions for study, which are the most exciting things I could ask for.
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Dec 28, 2017 02:48
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Marcel Duchamp: Nobody's ever going to be able to top Fountain. Maurizio Cattelan: Hold my beer. |
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:but where is the toilet now Nobody knows. If you want to poo poo in America now, you're going to have to hold it for a while. |
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The most BYOB artist: "Him (2001): a sculpture resembling a schoolboy kneeling in prayer, except that the head has been replaced with the realistic likeness of Adolf Hitler. The sculpture was frequently displayed at the end of a long hallway or at the opposite end of a white room, turned away from the viewer so that they wouldn't be able to recognize the individual until they advanced close enough." The artist's proof for this sculpture sold last year for 17 million dollars lmao. |
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uuuuuuugh but I... I...! I guess I'll have to accept the American Standard instead. at least the hinges are reliable. 
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Scathach posted:Wait, what. Where Finger Bang in PDX!!! You gotta go there, it is very excellent.
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cda posted:The most BYOB artist: "Him (2001): a sculpture resembling a schoolboy kneeling in prayer, except that the head has been replaced with the realistic likeness of Adolf Hitler. The sculpture was frequently displayed at the end of a long hallway or at the opposite end of a white room, turned away from the viewer so that they wouldn't be able to recognize the individual until they advanced close enough." that owns |
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hi everyone this is the bday cookie i got today because people r good n cool :3 :3 :3
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i made toffee and peanut butter cookies and burnt almond sandies and chocolate covered bacon this year i'm poor af and it always feels lovely when i can't afford gifts and my family gives them to me anyway 
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i made toffee and peanut butter cookies and burnt almond sandies and chocolate covered bacon this year those all sound like awesome gifts yum. I make caramel corn a lot as gifts and no one has complained yet
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i made toffee and peanut butter cookies and burnt almond sandies and chocolate covered bacon this year Those sound like amazing gifts. Plus people love you so they get you stuff, it's not so you buy stuff in return you know? Dont feel bad.  For anyone interested I think I'm going to draw a comic with bears and probably a dudeist theme. I mean I know a bunch of hairy big duses that live in the woods and smoke and are chill, so you know. Draw what you know and whatnot |
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