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Scragglepuss. (I love him)
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That is goddamn terrifying. Adorable, but terrifying.
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RFC2324 posted:the correct temp for a human is 558.27 °R The only reason I know the normal human body temperature is because of that winterfresh gum commercial. Someday I will forget everything else I ever learned but I will always know that the temperature inside a human mouth is 98.6 degrees, the same as a sweltering jungle. Commercial jingles should incorporate medical facts like that more often, could really lower healthcare costs.
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Those are some magnificent cats, gosh.
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Dec 27, 2017 12:19
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yes hello have you heard the good news about feets
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If you haven't been following Doctor Who they recently switched Doctors. Well a kid wrote a fan letter to the old Doctor and he replied in the most  manner possible.https://twitter.com/BrianMcGilloway/status/945951773046595584
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Jagged Jim posted:If you haven't been following Doctor Who they recently switched Doctors. Well a kid wrote a fan letter to the old Doctor and he replied in the most I've heard that Peter Capaldi is a wonderful guy.
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chitoryu12 posted:I've heard that Peter Capaldi is a wonderful guy. Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat gently caress.
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We Know Catheters posted:Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat gently caress. Well he did do a reading of that "Reply of The Zaphrozian Cossacks" letter so he has said similar stuff to that before
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drrockso20 posted:Well he did do a reading of that "Reply of The Zaphrozian Cossacks" letter so he has said similar stuff to that before It's not exactly cute, but god do I love this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu6jO_cxiqQ
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Dec 27, 2017 22:35
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Jagged Jim posted:If you haven't been following Doctor Who they recently switched Doctors. Well a kid wrote a fan letter to the old Doctor and he replied in the most Was really hoping he would work "You are a boring F-STAR-STAR..." in there somewhere. Guess there's always next year.
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Dec 27, 2017 23:42
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SAD is starting to rear its ugly head again, but this thread and these birds made me briefly forget about how much I miss the sun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWv-9AIW7eE
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Dec 28, 2017 03:50
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"Take this off of me or I will end your life."
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I long to play the word 'doggo' in a game of Scrabble
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How now small brown cow? https://i.imgur.com/2GeGc0W.mp4
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Posted in the birb thread, but since it's closed I figured it'd fit in here too. https://i.imgur.com/9dtIFSn.mp4 "I'm an airplane!" 
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RaspberryCommie posted:Posted in the birb thread, but since it's closed I figured it'd fit in here too. Looks open to me 
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Dec 28, 2017 07:38
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There was one in PYF. I forgot about the one in PI
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hiddenriverninja posted:I long to play the word 'doggo' in a game of Scrabble Let's see what the Merriam-Webster people have to say on it.
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Cockatiels are the sweetest, silliest and most wonderful of the smaller parrots - they just want to sing lil' songs and spead love all day. They also seem to be regularly astonished and delighted to discover that they have in fact, got wings 
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Dec 28, 2017 11:17
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Just walking down the street to buy some veggies a couple were walking their cloud dog and I asked if I could say hello to him or her. He was into it as hell and was wriggling and licking me as I was petting him. It was very sweet especially since I used to be nervous around dogs when I was a little lad.
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I've been talking to a local woman who does bird rescues about a cockatiel who'll be ready for a potential forever home in the new year, and I think my own tiel could use a friend. She sent me pictures:  
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When sugar gliders attack! https://twitter.com/Pizzatoru_JP/status/946227420570324993
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RaspberryCommie posted:Posted in the birb thread, but since it's closed I figured it'd fit in here too. Whoever owns that birb is now required to train it so it does engine noises while doing that.
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"Buy the brussel sprouts before I knock them over for fun  "
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A very good boy gets a very good present https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/dog-receives-a-puppy-for-christmas-and-is-overcome-by-emotion/vi-BBHnpiJ
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Facebook Aunt posted:What's he saying? I can't read semaphore. My translation may be a bit rusty, but I think it's approximately: What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my litter in the African Caracals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on small mammals, birds, and rodents, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top rat predator in the entire African savannah. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cats across the world and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare teeth. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Felid family and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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