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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Orgasms are good and jerking off is very cool and highly recommended but I agree with Pick (for once) that it shows very poor self-control and addiction issues if you can't go one single day without imploding if you don't masturbate. Yea if you don't take some down time here and there your going to get a mangled dick.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Like Bang Bus, and Bang Cab. Maybe it's Amish porn? You know like Bang Buggy, Churn that Baby Butter, or Big Barn Boys?
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Brother Entropy posted:hubby wants or either already has a young sidepiece and is preparing for the inevitable or he just wants her to be so dependent on him that she'll never leave him - i'm going for the latter especially considering that he forced her to quit her job etc...
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i had a friend in college who hosed a lotta amish guys (from lancaster) apparently they're pretty fit but smell terrible
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Oooooh, never thought to search for "amish" before... I [26F] lied to my boyfriend [28M] about being Amish the first time we hooked up, and now I'm trapped in the lie. quote:Long story short, I was very romantically/sexually inexperienced before I met my boyfriend "Evan." I wasn't a virgin, but I was definitely a late bloomer and I'd only had sex twice before. I met him when I was 24 and liked him right away, but I wasn't interested in a relationship; I just really wanted to get more experience.
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maskenfreiheit posted:i had a friend in college who hosed a lotta amish guys (from lancaster) Goes for 3 hours but smells like a barn.
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Bubblyblubber posted:Seeing as the prostate is a muscle, my daily hours long jerk seshs count as Olympic level exercise. Dave sounds like a real NTTWATTN
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maskenfreiheit posted:i had a friend in college who hosed a lotta amish guys (from lancaster) I keep hearing about this and it confuses me. Like I get that they probably do a lot of manual labor outdoors, but don't they also take baths/showers regularly?
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Panfilo posted:I keep hearing about this and it confuses me. Like I get that they probably do a lot of manual labor outdoors, but don't they also take baths/showers regularly? They don't wear deodorant.
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Panfilo posted:I keep hearing about this and it confuses me. Like I get that they probably do a lot of manual labor outdoors, but don't they also take baths/showers regularly? not having running water or ac is a factor
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Doggles posted:Oooooh, never thought to search for "amish" before... From Georgia in the new gender-swapped Seinfeld.
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Pick posted:That is strange, because if you tell someone on the first date that you love to collect taxidermy and you have hundreds and hundreds of pieces of it taxidermy, they actually pay attention. I have never had someone not react to that. I have very few hobbies, and I generally don't bring them up very quickly because I figure no one cares. But they are usually pleasantly surprised when I bring up my bad art and show them since it's not bad at all. It's not great, but it is technically sound and makes people laugh.
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Doggles posted:Oooooh, never thought to search for "amish" before... This is hilarious and I'd forgive on the condition I get to give her poo poo about it whenever I want regardless of company.
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Outrail posted:This is hilarious and I'd forgive on the condition I get to give her poo poo about it whenever I want regardless of company. 
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every argument can be ended with "WHY DONT YOU JUST GO BUILD A BARN"
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Pick posted:You know that most doctors are total charlatans, and will just tell you what you want to hear. If they didn’t, they basically just be screaming the words “you’re fat!” In your face every day. Lol no I have prostatitis (which does NOT involve prostitutes somehow, despite the name). Trust me it was not a.. Fun... Trip to the doctor.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:can you knitt with hound hair? I'm gonna answer this because I used to groom dogs for a living. Yes, you can. Every summer, when dogs were getting summer cut downs, we'd have people come by and ask to take the discarded fur. You can spin any hair into yarn. Anne Whateley posted:You absolutely can and people much more autistic than me absolutely do I stand corrected. Obviously greyhounds don't need summer cut downs, so I did not think of that. You might be able to make some decent yarn with basset undercoat, though. Undercoat tends to be super fluffy. It would just take a while to collect enough to spin a decent amount, I would think. I always thought a pyranees fur scarf would be cool. Bored fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Dec 27, 2017 |
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I'm a spinner and going to second that. Basically fluff just has to have long enough fibers. You can spin rabbit, too.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Lol no I have prostatitis (which does NOT involve prostitutes somehow, despite the name). Trust me it was not a.. Fun... Trip to the doctor. Don’t try to have a medical discussion with the person who thinks you fart twice a week. Someone that repressed just isn’t worth it.
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Is human hair a common medium?
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It isn't common even as a weird yarn thing, but it's relatively common as art pieces.
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Outrail posted:Is human hair a common medium? Looks like it only works well if you spin of with another common medium. https://www.quora.com/Can-human-hairs-be-used-as-textile-fibre-Why-and-why-not http://www.nativeearthteachingfarm.org/2008/05/spinning-human-hair.htm I should let the actual textile workers answer these questions, but I find textile stuff fascinating, so I'll just share the Google results.
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I heard it takes like 7 10+ inch ponytails to make a cancer wig, so I imagine it would take a lot of people for enough hair to make a sweater.
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Admiral Ray posted:They don't wear deodorant. Do they shave?
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Doggles posted:Oooooh, never thought to search for "amish" before... "The latest hit comedy coming to FX this fall: A White Mennonite Lie"
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Panfilo posted:Do they shave? No
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Panfilo posted:Do they shave? younger ones shave, once married they grow a beard. both shave the moustache area, because apparently back in the day having an elaborate mustache was a military thing so as pacifists they did the opposite as a "gently caress you"
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Pick posted:I can’t believe the people are so addicted that they can’t go a single day without an orgasm. Like, it is clearly an addiction, people get grouchy and weird. Might as well be using cocaine or whatever, at least you’ll get something done. If I miss a day then I start worrying that I don’t love me anymore. I (21M) snooped into my girlfriend's (20F) text messages to her best male friend (who had just confessed he's in love with her) quote:TL;DR: Girlfriend's best male friend confessed he's in love with my girlfriend. I find inappropriate text messages between them on her phone. She's mad at me for snooping in the first place. Reddit is a healthy mix of “Well you snooped, BUT...” “The moment you found evidence your snooping became justified and any attempt on her part to call you on it is deflection.” And one guy: “You both betrayed each other so this relationship is done because you’re both dishonest. Both of you. All crimes are equal.”
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one of my friends says that when he used to live in Great Falls, Montana, he was propositioned several times by Mennonites looking for someone to knock up their wives/daughters so as to increase the genetic pool or something like that
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Human hair, much like horse tail hair, is really finicky stuff. It is very slick and pulls apart easily. There are some ceremonial ropes made of human hair, however.
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Panfilo posted:Do they shave? no, having beards is kind of a big deal. a guy went to prison for cutting an amish man's beard
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do lady orgasms help you sleep pick? its not even a sex thing anymore, it just like putting on pajamas or drinking a glass of vodka
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:one of my friends says that when he used to live in Great Falls, Montana, he was propositioned several times by Mennonites looking for someone to knock up their wives/daughters so as to increase the genetic pool or something like that mennonites are a wild bunch i used to see them at sea world a lot
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fruit on the bottom posted:If I miss a day then I start worrying that I don’t love me anymore. "I found one particular message; my girlfriend telling Jason that she is "worth the wait", which in my mind meant that she was going to end our relationship and start a new relationship with Jason, and that this was a planned thing. ... She told me that she does love Jason and that she will continue to flirt with him and other friends in this manner because that's just who she is as a person, a 'flirty' person." That's not flirting you dumbass that's planning... it's kind of a red flag there buddy.
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I do hope that anyone I meet in the future does not know about the entire hugh thing but whatever. I kind of figure if they see my post history it’s over anyway.
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maskenfreiheit posted:younger ones shave, once married they grow a beard. both shave the moustache area, because apparently back in the day having an elaborate mustache was a military thing so as pacifists they did the opposite as a "gently caress you" I meant the women.
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Panfilo posted:I meant the women. typically not but there's no single set of things an amish is supposed to do, every community and even family has different behaviors
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Pick posted:I do hope that anyone I meet in the future does not know about the entire hugh thing but whatever. I kind of figure if they see my post history it’s over anyway. "my eyes lit up in horror at the thousands of messages. I was so wrong. She wasn't cheating on me, she was cheating the PATRIARCHY!"
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I'm pretty boring. Most people are pretty boring. But the main difference between me and a genuinely boring person is that I'm not afraid to talk about my hobbies and interests. People like that "nice" girl are almost certainly too scared to talk about how much they enjoy Beyoncé or Breaking Bad because it might ruin the mood, which makes their dates completely devoid of personality and chemistry. My interests are video games and trail running. Not too exciting but I've found that people can find just about any hobby interesting if you present it confidently but don't ramble on about it for too long. My [27M] girlfriend [30F] and one of my best friends [27M] were gently caress buddies for a short period of time a couple years ago. Almost every time I hang out with the both of them, one or both of them brings it up. Quite frankly, I'm getting annoyed. quote:A few years ago Ally (my gf) and Billy (my friend) were gently caress buddies for a little bit. In total, they banged like six or seven times. I was around when this was going on. He's the type to fall hard for girls in his life so he was a bit crazy about her.. clearly wanted more than to just be FWBs. Her on the other hand, had zero interest in him romantically whatsoever. He was devestated and she had to cut him off. She says that he made her life a bit of a living hell for a while after this. They are still loving and keep bringing the past up as a way to alleviate the guilt without telling OP in the same way that people will sarcastically admit to things to feel better without actually confessing. One of my best friends is married to a girl I lived with for a while and had a semi-FWB situation with. She told him when they got together and we never brought it up again. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Dec 27, 2017 |
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