B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/davedoylemma/status/946442216465190912

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:27

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:43

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Digital Jedi posted:

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COMING UP NEXT:

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:33

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Gross freak

# ? Dec 28, 2017 19:39

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

So is Sasquatch va Granny on or not?

# ? Dec 28, 2017 20:04

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

mewse posted:

Rizin poster artist trying to leak her nudes

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:06

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

mewse posted:

Where do they find these grandmas willing to die for their country

Joshi wrestling is full of legit "holy jesus I'm sorry I spilled your drink please don't kill me I'll get you another one" women.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

coconono posted:

Joshi wrestling is full of legit "holy jesus I'm sorry I spilled your drink please don't kill me I'll get you another one" women.

Speaking of frightening joshi, former surly teen Yoshiko, most notable for shooting on everyone's favorite samurai pirate, Act Yasukawa, and essentially retiring her, got soundly beat by a much smaller Korean lady at Road FC like last week due to the Korean lady knowing "jab"

# ? Dec 28, 2017 22:40

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

LobsterMobster posted:

Speaking of frightening joshi, former surly teen Yoshiko, most notable for shooting on everyone's favorite samurai pirate, Act Yasukawa, and essentially retiring her, got soundly beat by a much smaller Korean lady at Road FC like last week due to the Korean lady knowing "jab"

I remember Yoshiko almost being undone by footwork and range until the lady gassed out and got bowled over.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 23:09

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

But can see defeat that fat Chinese dude?

Actually kidding aside, has anyone tried inter gender matches yet? It seems like it would have had to happen somewhere by now? That proposed troll match excluded.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 23:32

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Actually kidding aside, has anyone tried inter gender matches yet? It seems like it would have had to happen somewhere by now? That proposed troll match excluded.

Given the skill difference, there hasn't been a match between top 10 women and top 10 men at the same weight.
Freakshows are still the order of the day.

# ? Dec 28, 2017 23:45

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

MazelTovCocktail posted:

But can see defeat that fat Chinese dude?

Actually kidding aside, has anyone tried inter gender matches yet? It seems like it would have had to happen somewhere by now? That proposed troll match excluded.

There was an intergender match in the finals of some all-military tournament in a sub-120 lbs class. The woman held her own for a while but eventually wilted to the guy's pressure. I can't find the video, but admittedly I didn't look too hard.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 00:05

mewse: May 2, 2006

The only legit inter-gender belt was Andy Kaufman's

# ? Dec 29, 2017 01:02

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Nice! posted:

loving that gabi couldn't cut back on her horsemeat enough to hit 210 and said gently caress it and came in at 235 anyways.

All the Boldenone in the horse meat probably made her bloated.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 02:34

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Oh lord the cosrtisol monster is going to do a thing.

Can we ask for links to that thing or is it PPV?

# ? Dec 29, 2017 02:43

Marshal Prolapse: Jun 23, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Log posted:

Oh lord the cosrtisol monster is going to do a thing.

Can we ask for links to that thing or is it PPV?

It�s on FITE TV.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 03:22

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/SecretMovesMMA/status/946623342416711681

Just did this, worked great.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:26

Bushmeister: Nov 27, 2007; Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

How does purchasing through the app work if I want to watch the event on my PC? Can't see anywhere to sign in on the website

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:30

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

i forgot about this guy hell ya

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:32

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Is this gonna be the rizin thread or are we gonna have a separate drinking + rizin thread?

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:33

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/SecretMovesMMA/status/946623342416711681

Just did this, worked great.

I tried. Didn't work

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kiichi looks way too much like Dan Henderson's Japanese love child.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:53

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

RIP

# ? Dec 29, 2017 07:55

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

tried to do this poo poo where you can go into the fite tv app and use one of those $15 coupons + like on facebook + follow on twitter to earn 20 credits or whatever and it still wont let me buy the thing with credits, gently caress all this

at least now i can go to sleep and know i'll have horrifying knockout gifs to wake up to

abraham linksys fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Dec 29, 2017

# ? Dec 29, 2017 08:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

rizin has their out cryptocurrency

# ? Dec 29, 2017 08:48

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

100 gabi bucks on the 10-10 korean guy coming out to rocky 4 song

# ? Dec 29, 2017 08:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rizin with a late entry for best foul

crane kick into the nuts

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:09

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

11-10 now

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

oh no its actually happening

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:22

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

oh no it's not happening

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

oh no takada is happening

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:25

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

instead of just removing this segment of the show they have her sit ringside to be humiliated with live translation this is better than the fight possibly could have been

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

B R A Z I L I A N E X C U S E S

i had a bloody nose and blood pressure

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I CHALLENGE YOU FOR... NEXT YEAR

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:32

threeagainstfour: Jun 27, 2005

This is so goddamn weird

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Your game shows reward knowledge. Here, we punish ignorance.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

That might be most MMA Schadenfreude? It was something that should be honored (?)

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:40

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

sumo notes

if you hear the phrase "former yokozuna" or "former ozeki" orf former anything that means they were stripped of their title for doing something real dumb and being a jackass

# ? Dec 29, 2017 09:43

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

sick sub

# ? Dec 29, 2017 11:46

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

ref just saved a knocked out man from being soccer kicked in the face.

# ? Dec 29, 2017 12:05

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 00:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

IAN MCCALL LOSES BY CUT DUE TO THE ROPES CUTTING HIM OPEN

HE IS loving CURSED

# ? Dec 29, 2017 12:19

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